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16 More Things You Didn't Want To Know About Me - Crashing The W/OJul 22 '03 Write an essay on this topic.
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Ok, so no one invited me to join any of these wildly popular, let's fill up the Writer's Corner write offs. *snif* I can't really say I'm surprised, given that I haven't written anything for epinions in going on six months, but when has THAT stopped anyone? I'm not sure how you can know 16 more things about me, since I didn't write about 16 things in the first place, but this is like moebius strips or economic policy or the disappearance of socks in the dryer, it doesn't have to make sense. 1. Approx how big (sq feet) is your house/condo/apartment, etc? Well, my feet are kind of an irregular oval, as are my husband's (and somewhat larger), and the cats' feet are pretty much round. Hrm....I do have a Transformer toy that someone thought was a Sixnight, and its feet are pretty square. So there are two square feet in our house. 2. What is the coolest thing you own and would like to share with us? The chest freezer in the garage. I'm more than happy to share, since there's a 20 lb block of ice that was formerly a turkey in there, been there about 3 years, and no one wants it. 3. Do you have any undiscovered or hidden talents? If I told you, I'd just have to hide them somewhere else. 4. Using no more than 10 nouns, and ONLY nouns, describe yourself. You may explain your choices or not as you see fit. myriad, peripatetic, cynic, purple, eccentric 5. What was your first car? A little Hot Wheels roadster. It stayed at Grandma's house, because I was a girl and girls weren't supposed to have cars. But I have cousins who are male, so Grandma had a really big Hot Wheels set at her house. My car was always the fastest when we set the tracks up down the stairs. 6. Do you have any pets? If so, what? Two cats, a mess of spiders, gnats, fruit flies, moths, millipedes, silverfish, and other creatures the Orkin guy isn't doing such a good job on. And a small herd of deer that have pretty much moved in because they think the vegetable garden is for them. It's easier to live with them all if I call them pets. Or is that pest? 7. What's your favorite restaurant? What's open? And who's buying? 8. If you could have plastic surgery right now and change anything about yourself, what would you change? My custom Dark Claw action figure has taken one too many tumbles from the shelf, so he's in pieces, and he's plastic, so I think he could use the surgery most. 9. What is the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? I usually have to use the restroom part of the way through a long dinner, which means I have to stand up, so I guess that'd be an appetizer. Or an entree. 10. What has been your most scary moment(s) in life? Realizing that someone might really WANT to know these 16 things about me. Eeeeek! 11. Do you follow trends? Only if they leave tracks. Rabbit tracks! Twain twacks! Trend tracks! 12. If you were told right now that you've won a 70 million dollar lottery, how would you spend the moolah? Going around the world, traveling to exotic places, to personally thumb my nose at each and every person who ever intentionally made my life miserable. 13. Have you ever gone toilet-papering? If so, tell us: Only in the bathroom, and I think that's rather a private subject. However, after reading certain reviews here on epinions, I see that some others feel differently. 14. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be? The 7-11 at the bottom of the hill. I feel like eating a Chocodile, but I'm too lazy to get up and drive there. 15. Where do you see yourself 10 years from now? In a mirror. 16. Ever gotten ultimate revenge on someone? Time and life take care of all my revenge needs. It's cheaper that way. Not to mention the lack of liability. And I think cold revenge tastes kind of like squid. Which I don't like. ----------------------------------------------- This is the main page of the write off which inspired this bit of lunacy, where you can find a list of people who wrote far better entries than this: http://www.epinions.com/content_3397820548 You can get the questions there, or copy them off someone else's test paper.  |
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