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Kissing A*s For SimplyCrispy's Love-In W/O!Jul 28 '03 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line You can see who else turns me on by reading my Dr. Freudine posts, hint, hint!
I'm pretty late to this party where we dish about our favorite Epinions' writer, but since it's open until host SimplyCrispy's birthday this Thursday, I'm going to add my contribution. If you have been reading my "Dr. Freudine" series of reviews/essays, you know I've been including several special Epinions' members as psychiatric clients, potential clients and sex surrogates. If you're spoofed by me, you're loved, in other words! These members include: 29th_Candidate, DavidMac, Granniemose, artbyjude, toospoiled, kristinafh and drdevience, but soon more movie reviewers (especially those who comment on my reviews) will be added. Why do I love 29th_Candidate? Oh, you poor thing if you haven't read a single one of his 53 incredibly witty posts! I love rereading them, from a music review of The Doors to an editorial on "isms" to a saucily purr-fect review of cattoys.com http://www.epinions.com/content_54888926852 And DavidMac? Just look at his entry into this write-off! But he would be included in this list, anyway. His taste in women is as savvy as his taste in movies and his review of True Love with his introspective style amply demonstrates this: http://www.epinions.com/content_100345941636#ow Granniemose is simply the coolest. Her fiction especially shines from epic haikus to historical romance to book reviews like Sexing The Cherry. She's even eating healthier now because of me and enjoys my posted recipes! By far I've enjoyed this delusion of hers with meeting my Dr. Freudine just as I posting my own spoof of their "meeting": http://www.epinions.com/content_3349586052 artbyjude proves that apple doesn't fall far from the tree (Granniemose? daughter). Not only does she share my love of Hitchcock, but she puts off gorgeous movie reviews nearly every day that nearly always sell me on what she recommends. She even entered my and DavidMac's "Calling All Souls" write-off...twice: http://www.epinions.com/content_3115884676 toospoiled hasn't been around nearly as long as the others, and I'm really not into make-up that she reviews, but she won me over with her 20 Things About Me entry and agreeing to play one of my sex surrogates. Then I read this hilarious review: http://www.epinions.com/content_3321929860 Ah, kristinafh! She joined the site the day I did and has written twice the reviews on music, movies, hotels, finances, you name it. I trust her for an entertaining perspective as well as a helpful one, even if I'm not into Barbies or most chic flicks or any boy bands! She's a fun kind of "babe" and this review proves it: http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-4A78-5948453-38939740-prod1#ow The mad doc, drdevience, got her just desserts playing a deranged sex therapist in my last Dr. Freudine post. You can practically feel her drool as she raves about Jude Law getting "nekkid" for a microsecond and Brendan Fraser in her review of Airheads that tells you everything you need to know. She's not just an airhead, but spacy! http://www.epinions.com/content_100173057668#ow There you have it! Thanks, birthday boy Chris, for a chance to give tribute to these guys. I do love ya all. |
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