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Hugh's shameless suck-up (Love-In W/O)Aug 07 '03 Write an essay on this topic.
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Okay, it's time for me to join the ranks of all well-meaning @ss-kissers that have participated in this here love fest, hosted by the illustrious, indefatigable, and utterly English Simply_Crispy. You'll have to pardon the fact that I don't include the links that many of my compatriots in this write-off have included. The reason for this would be that I'm by no means intelligent when it comes to computer stuff. I'm lucky to be able to find the keyboard, and I still don't know which is the "any" key. I'm also late. Not as in "The late Hugh U. Kidden" (eek!) but as in many a day late with this contribution. This, of course, is utterly in character for me. So then, on to choose the finest; those to whom I consistently tip my propellor beanie in respect and high regard. I don't "know" any of these people in any real sense of the word; I rarely send emails, have never met any of them in person, and am not much of a chatter. Yet still, in my eyes, these are the great ones. Simply_Crispy himself deserves high mention for his witty, insightful, and very drunken reviews. Plus, he introduced me to the Friday Night Rambles, wherein I bared my soul about my scalp duck and lived to tell about it. He is a seriously cool dude. Plus, he knows how connive himself into a free accolade or two for hosting this expression of suck-upiness. Where would we be without Sordid-1's particularly nefarious writings; written in his own style of courage, blatant, telling-it-like-it-is prose that shocks, mocks, informs, and creates bursts of gut-busting laughter as well? Probably in a more peaceful and quiet place, but where's the fun in that? I have scads of respect for this man, and not to mention a little tweak of envy. I'd love to get away with his style of writing. Unfortunately, little squirt that I am, I'd probably get eaten alive, or worse....probably subjected to forced watching of educational films about the mating habits of wombats. mfunk 75 deserves high praise for writing intelligible, humorous, and the clearest writings I've ever seen from a strange Canadian man. Plus, my profile pic apparently has him in thrall....I must use this power wisely. His papa is a Roland Stone.... does it get any better than that? Among women, one is gone, one is MIA, and the third is always flirting in my comments section. Dedemw has sadly and very suddenly left the site, and taken her writings with her. This is a loss. I don't know what the cause of her departure is, but we've lost one of the funniest, smartest, most insightful writers here, and I'd love to do the Funky Chicken on the pus-ridden cranium of whoever is responsible for precipitating her decision to leave. Not since the late Hard_To_Please had I seen such wit and depth mixed with humor and pain. She'll be missed in the Kidden household. I hope you come back, Dede Deedster. Kris_Kochanski seems to be missing: this California cutie has written so many pieces that have me giggling uncontrollably for hours: yet her reviews always bring back memories and cheerful nods of agreement. I do have to stop and wonder just what it is she imbibes before sitting down at the keyboard. I think I need a large dose. The Mad Doc herself; dr.devience is still going strong, I'm glad to see.... although my cigar intake has tripled since I started reading her reviews, and my wife keeps wondering why I'm always racing off to one hotel or another. Her book and movie reviews are well crafted with a cool wit. I'm looking forward to seeing more of her writings in the future. So, these, in the somewhat watery, and a little unfocused eyes of Hugh...are the best and brightest currently circulating about Epinions. Read them, enjoy them, collect the whole set. They are worth it. Yours until my comment sections are overrun by wombats, _ Hugh U. Kidden  |
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