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Creepy, Disturbing, Consumer Clown Missing, Presumed Dead; Clown Haters Rejoice
by Sordid-1 | Aug 12 '03
Have you made the world a better place? Judging by the quality and pure volume of torn and twisted bodies he left in his wake, Jeffy did.

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Date Written
Five years (Reply to this comment)
by sweeper
And it seems like yesterday.
Or ten years.
I have trouble with time.

What keeps you in KY jelly these days?

Dave
Aug 09 '08
11:40 am PDT

oh bloody hell... (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
That is one sexy new pic ya got there....



HotDoc
Feb 21 '06
2:14 pm PST

Re: August 12, 2003 -- August 12, 2005; R.I.P. (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
Dec 26 '05
5:55 pm PST

Lexi, Kittybutt and EBD (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
Yeah bruh,

The fezzies are still in hidden sleeper cells, awaiting further instructions. I am sure that one day someone will whisper my name, just a subtle voice in a comment section..."deaser.....deaser26.......Mr. Deaser26" it is time.

And then Denzel will step up and get some hair on them those walls....to quote our dear Truman.

I was reminiscing in Lacey's comments section about the Lexi write off, and remember JK's Save Badkitty's butt write off, which of course put me in rememberance of the third leg of the holy trinity, Eepinions Blows Dogs. It all made me whistful, perhaps even maudlin.

i am rambling on.....I just wanted to plant a little flag of howdy. Maybe every so often you swing through here and hear the music.
cheers and big hugs from Seattle
deas
Dec 24 '05
12:44 am PST

August 12, 2003 -- August 12, 2005; R.I.P. (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Happy 2-year anniversary in that great circus bigtop in the sky, consumer clown.
Aug 12 '05
6:07 pm PDT

Re: Someone cut me in (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sep 21 '04
1:56 pm PDT

Someone cut me in (Reply to this comment)
by skillz
I'll admit that I've stumbled into this, "farewell speech" of sorts, by accident. Since reading this editorial I have gone back to the beginning of Sordid-1's epinion's career and I've read nothing but excellence. So what happened?

Sordid-1, why are you leaving us? I'm lost here. Someone fill me in. Don't tell me I've discovered a brilliant writer just as he's removing Epinions from his favorites folder.

-skillz-
Mar 10 '04
9:35 pm PST

geezy creezy (Reply to this comment)
by AVaddict
8 months and still going strong, who knew clowns had this much power?


and stx, dude, I see you flaming all over the place these days and I don't even know your writing however, you did just pen this...

such embarassing topics like Gay Marriage


...uh, wow. you may want to cut back on the honesty there fella.
Mar 10 '04
7:37 am PST

Support (Reply to this comment)
by counsel
stx, the best support someone could've provided is to pay your mom's child support bill. Then she could maybe afford to buy you a spelling book.

Don't look for support by asking for high ratings. Write better (MUCH better) reviews, and you'll get your high ratings even though you're, well, a punk. Stop being a punk, and you might get people to trust you.

And if you'll just let me know when your birthday rolls round, I'll cut short the wait time and send you that spelling book myself. Everyone should have some kinda spelling book by their 12th birthday, I say. Yours'll come a year early if ya ask now.
Mar 08 '04
10:09 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Thank you for support of my comments on Boot Camp (Reply to this comment)
by Petra
white trash eating

Is that something on the Beverly Hills menus? There are places serving white trash? I'm confused.

But seeing Chickenboy thanking Sordid is just ... heck, what can one say? I'm just gonna go and rub up against my big inflatable Rush Limbaugh doll and wait for Chickenboy to e-mail me his phone number.
Mar 08 '04
12:17 pm PST

Choricito begged: (Reply to this comment)
by jkkelley
"Your comment was beautiful but if you
really want to show more support go back
and give a high rating to my reviews
including the ones attack by these
lonely losers. "

Gods, but it's amusing to watch you on your knees begging for ratings. Why don't you just take matters into your own hands and create a few more fake accounts to rubberstamp yourself (and revenge-rate your detractors)? That's more proactive, and more promising than attempting to learn to spell.

jkk
Mar 08 '04
11:53 am PST

Re: Re: Sweet... (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
I always knew it would take a mental case to leave those little hidden-NH ratings, I always wanted an inside look at what sort of person leaves those things like clockwork on every one of my reviews and hundreds of reviews through out the site.

I knew that it would be a coward with many odd characteristics, but in my wildest dreams, I would have never realized how strange this bird is and the problems he creates for himself on a daily basis where ever he goes.

- stock
Feb 18 '04
7:31 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thank you for support of my comments on Boot Camp (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Notice how the only thing I've done here is to warn him. I do not come to the aid of Marcy for only one reason. She won't need any help. She will single-handedly put anyone who needs or deserves to be put in their rightful place.I have the utmost faith she will. I've seen it with my own eyes !!!

You ARE barking up the wrong tree and i will just sit back and watch now.

Good luck.
Feb 17 '04
6:36 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Thank you for support of my comments on Boot Camp (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
stx78,

I am amazed... how did you manage to write over 200 reviews and have only three people on your WOT... that is a skill. You are naturally unlikable. Something that I hope is written on your grave when you die next week ..

- stock
Feb 17 '04
2:57 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Thank you for support of my comments on Boot Camp (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Chris,

I just had to come back here because that "C" word is really bugging me. I'm shocked that ANYONE would resort to using such a word in public print directed at ANYONE let alone a lady.

Also, Badkitty IS a well respected,well like, very popular person here at Epinions with many,many friends here, WHETHER YOU LIKE THAT,BELIEVE THAT OR NOT. The fact of the matter IS you will go on to p i $$ a lot of people off with that last comment leading to your dimize at Epinions.

For your sake, I suggest you reconsider this loss of your classy composure and remove your previous comment which I see will hurt only you.
Feb 17 '04
8:36 am PST

Re: Re: Re: Thank you for support of my comments on Boot Camp (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Chris,
(groan( Really now,....as I have said to you in another comment. Lighten up and tone it down. I see no reason for you to talk to people this way. You seem to be a pretty good writer with a lot to offer.

BUT, you keep shooting yourself in the foot for all to see.

Claiming to have tolerance and calling someone all those seriously nasty names ALL IN ONE BREATH, does you very little justice in the eyes of the reader ,many just getting and looking to know you.

Not to mention your rambling yourself and embarassing yourself which contradicts your claim that others are the only ones doing it.

Don't ruin your place here at Epinions by losing control with people.

They can and WILL put you in your place and with help IF you continue to use that language.

May I suggest you make peace before it is too late??

Your sounding much like matthewn,by the way.

Dump the anger and find a way to get along with people here and you will see it is a great place to play.
Feb 17 '04
8:22 am PST

Re: Thank you for support of my comments on Boot Camp (Reply to this comment)
by jnbmoore
I never thought I'd see the day that Ken and Patiche would be considered equals

I'm speechless..........

Feb 16 '04
7:30 am PST

Re: Re: Thank you for support of my comments on Boot Camp (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Ken, wallow in the glory, man. You're NOT a moron!??

Why, I never.......

Looks like someone's done blown your cover.

Katy
Feb 15 '04
9:13 pm PST

Re: Oh, Christ. (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
There is a reason why less than 50 people trust this clown called matthewn and half of them have no idea what they are doing.And so it goes.
Feb 11 '04
9:03 am PST

Oh, Christ. (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Here we go again.

And again... and again... and again... and again...

Somebody needs to hide the batteries from the Energizer Bunny.

My head hurts.

Katy
Feb 11 '04
4:00 am PST

Re: Yikes! Sordid is back...and growing. (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
YIKES!! MATTHEWN THE IDIOTIC,CHILDISH,CONTRADICTING HYPOCRITE IS BACK !!
Feb 10 '04
6:21 am PST

HAHAHAHA! (Reply to this comment)
by ladycynic
Can't believe it took Me so frikkin long!

The Awesomely Immortal
LadyCynic
Jan 28 '04
4:07 am PST

you must really hate ICP (Reply to this comment)
by ariels1200
by the looks of it you wouldnt like the INSANE CLOWN POSSE!!! haha sorry thought i had to say it...i guess you really arent no juggalos!
Jan 19 '04
7:12 pm PST

Re: If you could hear Sordid-1 talk.... (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
Ah, Matty, Matty, Matty. You ought to lay off the Arkansas-bashing, son.

Such nonsense may be amusing to you, but it looks downright idiotic to folks who happen to live here in the Natural State, or at least have a passing familiarity with it.

Pathetic.

Ethan / Arkie Hawg
Dec 19 '03
2:39 pm PST

Re: If you could hear Sordid-1 talk.... (Reply to this comment)
by AVaddict
It's ok Matthew, Jed and Cooter can't hurt you anymore. It's over now.
Dec 08 '03
7:07 am PST

Re: If you could hear Sordid-1 talk.... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Litty matty continues to spew childish nonsense.
Dec 08 '03
5:44 am PST

Late to the party, but I brought dip! (Reply to this comment)
by blackmonolith
I'd lament Jeffy's departure with my nipple pasties pointing downward in sorrow, but I haven't even noticed it because I don't fish in these waters anymore either.

The Site lost its soul, but to those who remain, I say worry not! You still have matthewn to kick around. God, what putrid, inconsequential little fool! I'm so glad I wasn't around for that crap.

Back into the ether...

~happyskyfunolith
Nov 20 '03
12:15 pm PST

Rats! (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
There you have it. Once goes semi-AWOL for a few months and stuff happens.

I'm going to miss you around here, Ken.

Bastard.

Ethan / HawgWyld
Nov 14 '03
8:31 am PST

Can this guy get any stupider ???? (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
http://www.epinions.com/content_3417284740/show_~allcom

Brotherman and Louis Farakkhan. What's the difference? (Reply to this comment)
by matthewn
You sound like a pretty angry black male to me, brotherman. Must be a Jesse Jackson/Al Sharpton fan, huh? If a white guy speaks his mind you shout them down. I do find that extremely ironic that Sordid 1 and his retarded friend brotherman call me stupid, yet these guys quit epinions when the going got tough. It's almost like a fat guy telling me I'm out of shape, huh?

It's funny, you know. The black race card hustlers like brotherman who blame whitey everytime doesn't go their way? Reminds me of what Morgan Freeman said on the movie Lean On Me: "If you don't succeed in life...I don't want you to blame the white man. I don't want you to blame your parents. I want you to blame yourselves. The responsibility is yours" Oct 12 '03
6:47 am PST
Nov 06 '03
12:20 pm PST

Balderdash (Reply to this comment)
by SLOW

I knew Jeffy. Jeffy was nothing like he was portrayed by this obvious example of yellow journalism.

Jeffy hated. Nothing in particular, I mean, he wasn't a member of any hate groups or the Klan or a skinhead or anything like that. He just reveled in hating. Everybody, everything, himself, passing trucks...his hate knew no bounds.

He was also implicated in violation of some of the more unsavory aspects of the Mann Act, the Clean Water Act, and the Freedom of Information Act. Jeffy demonstrated his pathological hatred for federal legislation on a disturbingly regular basis.

He was also not really a clown. Few know this, but Jeffy only wore the makeup for aesthetic -not professional- reasons, and his unkempt Day-Glo hair and bald pate were the results of improper hygiene, bad genetics, and ill-advised use of household detergents.

Jeffy was a bad person. Bad, bad, bad.

When he wasn't torturing small woodland animals and grievously harming children, he was stealing from the charities he helped establish for starving Europeans, and abusing expensive, high-quality drugs he "confiscated" during his vigilante missions into the suburbs. He molested old ladies and once set his grandfather on fire.

He was far from the paragon of virtue he was purported to be.

As for his endeavors in consumer critique...well, maybe he did some good, here and there, but his major goal was not the enlightenment of the masses, it was sating his own diseased ego and need for attention. Telling people to purchase all their clothes from Sharper Image, and their food from Brookstone, and their toiletries from a small Latvian import company were all examples of his twisted, maniacal sense of humor and complete lack of understanding and empathy for the human race, of which he barely qualified for membership (and then only if you spotted him three or four chromosomes).

The world is richer with the passing of Jeffy. Schoolchildren ought to be taken on field trips to his grave, so that they might spit on it.

Eat worms, you bastage.


-SLOW




Nov 04 '03
5:52 am PST
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