The 16 Question Thing- Done Out of Spite
Aug 13 '03
The Bottom Line The bottom line sucks ass.
As some of my epinions friends know, I recently wrote one of these little cutesy reviews on things that annoy me, but I was emailed by a couple of people who were pissed off because I thought that Gary Coleman as Governor of California was sort of funny, and I said that I don't particularly like James Patterson books. Well, thanks to the encouragement of many of my epinions friends I am going to publish something personal about myself and tell the people who I might offend to Kiss My Ass. I feel better already.
1. Approx how big (sq feet) is your house/condo/apartment, etc?
Square Feet? I am from Canada. I need to be asked this question in Metric. Just kidding. I really don't see the point of this question. So, I'll answer this way. If someone wants to come and visit for an epinions get-together I have plenty of room. Of course, I must run a background and credit check on anyone who chooses to do so.
2. What is the coolest thing YOU think you own and would like to share with us?
The coolest thing I own is a copy of the Hustler Magazine in which my picture is featured in. I am not kidding. I was a very wild college student.
3. Do you have any undiscovered or hidden talents? If so, what?
I can chug beer faster than any man I've ever met. And I can swallow a banana and spit out the peel.
4. Using no more than 10 nouns, and ONLY nouns, describe yourself. You may explain your choices or not as you see fit.
Mommy, Honey, Bitch, Sex Goddess, Republican, Teacher, Warrior Princess, Lioness, Sports Nut
5. What was your first car?
1981 Honda Accord Hatchback, silver, I wrecked it.
6. Do you have any pets? If so, what?
I have a female dog named Buddy. She's a tomboy just like me. And once in a while I pet my friend jay1051971, (he's a rat if you didn't know) Oh, and I love to cuddle with Stockholder who is just like a big soft bear.
7. What's your favorite restaurant?
The Slaughtered Lamb in Manhattan New York
8. If you could have plastic surgery right now and change anything about yourself, what would you change?
I would 'the sweater kittens' reduced to at least a 40 D.
9. What is the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?
You have no idea what I am capable of.
10. What has been your most scary moment in life?
Getting a 8 pound baby ripped out of my birth canal with forceps after 47 hours of labour and no epideral or freezing.
11. Do you follow trends?
Trends in Kansas City? LOL No. Since the current trend in Kansas City is walking around in wrangler jeans with a belt buckle that will double as a dinner plate...I kinda stick to my own trends.
12. If you were told right now that you've won a 70 million dollar lottery, how would you spend the moolah?
My charity begins at home. I'd do everything I could to blow it on myself and my family. Oh, and I'd give some to the Missouri Republican Party of course. (We all know how much President Bush is in need of campaign funds)
13. Have you ever gone toilet-papering? If so, tell us:
Oh gawd. That's kid's play compared to the shit I did.
14. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
I've traveled to so many countries in Europe, to Australia, to Cuba, all over Canada and the United States...but I've never been to Hawaii and I'd really like to go.
15. Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Sheesh. I can't even see myself in a month. I am a fly by the seat of my pants type of gal. Ten years from now...can't even imagine. Considering I've lived in 4 states in the past 7 years and I've lived in three countries, I really can't speculate on my whereabouts in 10 years.
16. Ever gotten ultimate revenge on someone?
I crazy glued my college boyfriend's lips shut while he slept one night because I thought he cheated on me. Turned out, he didn't. Ooops.
*** This is of course, a complete work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person or persons is purely coincidental.
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