PORTLY BUNS—Proxam's Eps Addicts W/OAug 14 '03 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line The devil made me do it, and the devil's name is DOC. About a year ago I stumbled in here I had a nice rack And a pretty good rear. I wrote a review It was published, you see Then all of a sudden People started likin' me. I shoulda gotten out And worked on stayin' thin But something took me over And I was sucked in. A few months later I was in a big rut I was now an Eps addict With a slowly sagging butt. Today my Eps buddies Write reviews and send me mail I love to read their words But their words don't help my tail. I don't write much myself Can't think up a Bottom Line All I do is worry 'bout My big fat spreading behind. I know you guys adore me Please forgive my being crass My rack's still OK But you should see my ass! Read other entries by Epinions' poetically challenged writers by visiting proxam's Addiction W/O announcement.  |
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