PORTLY BUNS—Proxam's Eps Addicts W/O
Aug 14 '03
The Bottom Line The devil made me do it, and the devil's name is DOC.
About a year ago
I stumbled in here
I had a nice rack
And a pretty good rear.
I wrote a review
It was published, you see
Then all of a sudden
People started likin' me.
I shoulda gotten out
And worked on stayin' thin
But something took me over
And I was sucked in.
A few months later
I was in a big rut
I was now an Eps addict
With a slowly sagging butt.
Today my Eps buddies
Write reviews and send me mail
I love to read their words
But their words don't help my tail.
I don't write much myself
Can't think up a Bottom Line
All I do is worry 'bout
My big fat spreading behind.
I know you guys adore me
Please forgive my being crass
My rack's still OK
But you should see my ass!
Read other entries by Epinions' poetically challenged writers by visiting proxam's Addiction W/O announcement.
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Epinions.com ID:
katybrighteyes
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Member: Katy
Location: Virginia
Reviews written: 13
Trusted by: 148 members
About Me:
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. ~MarkTwain
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