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I worry about my buns too! (Reply to this comment)
by iksue
Cute! I loved it.
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Jun 01 '05
9:07 am PDT
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Re: Too funny. (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Thanks, Patricia... Glad you enjoyed it! You're right, I should write more often. I can't believe it's already been a year since I popped this one out. You think my arse was bad then... you should see it NOW.
Wonder if it's too late to get a Bowflex® body? :oD
Katy
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Aug 17 '04
8:41 am PDT
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Too funny. (Reply to this comment)
by PPerky1954
That is too funny and I, too, loved it! You should write more often, this is great!
Thanks for the morning laugh!
Patricia
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Aug 16 '04
4:59 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: I Loved this!!!! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
"Be there or be ridiculed."
*puts thumb to nose*
*fans away*
Yeah, yeah, Doc. I hear ya. I got your email last night and another from Kristen. Haven't yet come up with an answer, since I'm not sure what's going on that weekend w/ Mr. Happy, et al., but I'll get back to y'all ASAP. But for the love of God, can we not hold the thing in DeeCee???
Fredericksburg would be nice!
Kevin ... you and wifey better come, too!
Katy
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Apr 08 '04
8:27 am PDT
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Re: Re: I Loved this!!!! (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
We're setting up a round of Golf soon Katy.. you MUST join us! You can use my crappy clubs. heh.
ALSO.... both of you.. may I direct you to the next unofficial meeting plans...
http://www.epinions.com/content_3854934148
Be there or be ridiculed.
GeneralDoc
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Apr 07 '04
11:09 am PDT
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Re: I Loved this!!!! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
That's good news, Kevin! Guess we both need to remind ourselves from time to time of that old saying: What goes around, comes around. OooOOoohh, I'm sure if you, your wife and I were sitting in the same room, we'd have plenty to talk about!
Hey, what part of Richmond you in? I was born & raised there... left 2 years ago to move up here to NOVA, but will probably be moving back this fall or winter.
Katy
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Apr 07 '04
8:44 am PDT
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I Loved this!!!! (Reply to this comment)
by KevinEC
You really should right more. By the way, in response to your comment, yes, things are much better. One of the girls actually lives with us, and the relationship is growing strong. Thank you for caring.
~Kevin~
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Apr 06 '04
7:59 am PDT
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Re: Oh, oh. Mine too! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Linda, my mirror SCARES me! LOL
Thanks for dropping by!
Katy
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Feb 10 '04
8:23 pm PST
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Oh, oh. Mine too! (Reply to this comment)
by artemisadorned
Well, isn't it better to be loved by many, rather then envied by some? I know, the mantra doesn't work for me either when looking in the mirror. My butt and I thank you for this poem.
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Feb 09 '04
9:50 am PST
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Re: heya! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Y'welcome, ShadyLady! Yup, I'm still here... just not as active as I once was. Gotta get away from this computer more often and do some physical activity, or my buns'll be draggin' behind me like a lost puppy.
Are you having trouble with your Eps alerts? I am. Between here and Ptiemann's site, I'm missing tons of reviews. :o(
Thanks for stopping by!
Katybutt
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Oct 17 '03
4:08 pm PDT
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Re: Dear Lard-azz, (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Horse, you paint such a lovely picture of yourself! Haven't I seen you on TV before? Maybe in those Fruit-Of-The-Loom commercials? Hmmm, on second thought, maybe not. I don't recall seeing that undies-wearing pear slobbering about.
So when you gonna send me a vintage pic of you in those 501s?
Katy
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Oct 01 '03
9:51 am PDT
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Re: WOW!!! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Thanks, Gary! As for the quality vs. quantity, I'm like that with everything. You know, better to have a few close friends than a hundred acquaintances... better to have one Ruth's Criss steak than 50 MacDonald's hamburgers. Glad the vision of my spreading bum put a smile on your face! :o)
Katy
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Oct 01 '03
9:48 am PDT
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Dear Lard-azz, (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
You're not alone! I was actually asked to model many years ago, and took pride that my azz was world-class. I was a credit to 501s.
Thanks in large part to Epinions, I now resemble a pair (the fruit, I mean) with legs. And I have no rack. I sit and slobber over my keyboard and try to think of things to review, where once I strode proudly about, with nary a thought about guitar strings or blenders.
Your poem made me laugh, by the way.
--Horse
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Sep 29 '03
11:58 pm PDT
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WOW!!! (Reply to this comment)
by watchdr_2000
Hey there Katy, you may not write much, but you sure make up for it in quality what you lack in quantity. And in my book it's really the only quality that counts :)
Oh, and thanks for a good laugh too, Gary.
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Sep 25 '03
9:23 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Oh Really? (Reply to this comment)
by imprimis2
Oh yeah! I forgot. Thanks for reminding me! :)
=Aaron=
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Sep 22 '03
9:06 am PDT
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Re: Oh Really? (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Isn't that the same telephone hotline for Buns Of Steel? :oP
Katy
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Sep 22 '03
12:03 am PDT
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Oh Really? (Reply to this comment)
by imprimis2
Well, Katy...
If you find one day that your @ss magically melts into the seat of your chair like a hot stick of butter, call this number:
1-800-HARD-@SS
Hope this helps.
=Aaron=
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Sep 21 '03
2:54 pm PDT
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Re: Hate to Butt in! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Karen, darlin'... my problem isn't so much a fat ass, but a spreading one! I swear to you, if it gets any flatter, flabbier, and lower, it's gonna be bouncing off the backs of my knees.
My boyfriend said he was gonna get me a generator powered by an exercise bike and hook up my computer to the contraption. Sounds like a good idea to me!
Glad I could make ya chuckle, girl!
Katy
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Sep 19 '03
9:30 pm PDT
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Re: Butt.... (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Doc's right, Rick! You can "butt" in any time! I've been on vacation, so I'm just getting around to replying to comments. Went over to your profile to see if you'd crashed the W/O yet... but nope, you haven't. Please do join us! And glad you enjoyed my portly poem. :o)
Katy
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Sep 19 '03
9:24 pm PDT
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Hate to Butt in! (Reply to this comment)
by toospoiled
LOL Katy...this is too funny!!
I am ROTFLMFAO!~So you helping me keep my butt in shape since you got me rolling on the floor laughing it off!
Babe, I am sure that your derriere is still as lovely as ever!
If it has gotten a little spread or you've fallen victim to the "Epinions butt spread" you know what they say? "Fat bottom
girls they make the rockin' world go round...."
Your a hottie Katy and you know it! Nice rack, Babe!
Hugs,
Karen
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Sep 15 '03
10:55 am PDT
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Re: Butt.... (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
Rick..
W/Os are for crashing, it's a time honored tradition!
Doc
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Sep 06 '03
7:37 am PDT
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Butt.... (Reply to this comment)
by auldbawl1
I loved this. Where was my invite for this w/o? I'm sure I could come up with a little ditty.
Good Job!
Rick
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Sep 05 '03
12:16 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: NICE RACK & NICE CAN! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Jim baby darlin', I swear to ya man
Come on over here with your cute little can
You rhyme with bigger words, but that's no problem
Let's see if *I* can get your libido throbbin'.
Come onna my house and bring your piccolo
I always wanted me a cute li'l gigolo!
(Shhhhhh! Don't tell Mr. Happy, but I wrote that one just for you!)
Shady lady Katy
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Aug 29 '03
5:42 pm PDT
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Re: Re: NICE RACK & NICE CAN! (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
You mean like THIS one?
You're ALL damn wrong! --I swear! --The NERVIA!
The 29TH is King of Pervia!
My eyes can travel every curvia
Before you notice me observia.
Doc's deviance is slightly overstated
And Haggis' hand; he may have over-played it
The Bright-Eyes' thighs, tell lies when she's fellated
But MY libido's NEVER compensated!
--29th_Royalty In Sexile
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Aug 28 '03
9:39 am PDT
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Re: NICE RACK & NICE CAN! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Awwww, Jim darlin'...you're makin' an old lady's arse... I mean cheeks blush. And I don't meant those cheeks either! I meant... well, you know. I think. I mean I think you know.
Dammit. See there, boy? All it takes is a chuckle and a compliment from some cute young thang like you, and I get all hot & bothered.
Glad you enjoyed this. You should see the pervie poems I write for my boyfriend!
Katy
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Aug 25 '03
8:55 pm PDT
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NICE RACK & NICE CAN! (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
BAH-HAHAHAHAAhahahahHAAHAhaHAhahah! That was HIL-LARIOUS, KT! Well done & many kudos! You should write much more poetry, m'dear!
Kick-Ass
--29th
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Aug 23 '03
10:52 pm PDT
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Re: Oh (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Hey, Rae! That support group sounds like an excellent idea! My boyfriend said I should set my computer on a higher table in front of an exercise bike, and fix it so that the computer is powered by my peddling. Hey, that might work, too!
Thanks for reading, and glad I made ya chuckle. :o)
Katy
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Aug 22 '03
12:59 pm PDT
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Oh (Reply to this comment)
by msmorvay
too funny. I am laughing but I should be crying because my a$$ has definitely expanded since I started on this site too. Maybe we should start an expanding a$$ support group or something. LOL
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Aug 20 '03
4:30 am PDT
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THANKS to all my poetic friends! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Wow, all those VH ratings and wonderful comments on a poem I thought was so lame, I nearly deleted it within hours of posting. OK, rather than reply to each of you individually, I'm gonna make it a group thang:
Chuck e: Thanks for your nice compliment, you darling man! Don't have a photo of my butt to post, so I'll do the next best thing. Here's my typed version; now you gotta promise to kiss it: (_|_)
Drew: Tastes like chicken. (And thanks for your comment!)
Aaronpump: I'm already bending over. What time will you be here?
Don K: Are you sure you aren't sorry you just put me on your WOT?
Nedipoopoo: I like your Gramma's words. My problem is I have both. :oD
Di, my master: Thanks! Did you save me a Milk Bone?
Naughty KittyM: Wouldn't it be great if we really could laugh our asses off? Or at least the dimpley parts...
Grannieflatulence: Your poem to me was very sweet, but your poem for Doc had me... well... laughing my ass off! Blue fumes? I always thought they were green.
vodkabutt: You poor, sweet young thing! I can only imagine the nightmares you must have when dreaming of my old lady behind! Clever poem you wrote, by the way. ;o)
Haggy: I *thought* I sent you a pic already! I didn't??? Well, hell, check yer email!
Lisa J: Glad you decided to enter the W/O, too! And yours didn't pale in comparison. I'm sure most readers wanted to run from here once they got a visual of my not-so-firm rear!
Sweet, Clean Lorace: When you're 80, you can say those bad words! Grannie told me so. Loved your poem and Richie's "food for thought." Can't eat his words, though. They might add another 2 inches to my hips.
Jilly: Thanks for reading! If you manage to giggle away some of your rear, let me know. I might have to try that myself!
Roast Rump Perry: LOL! You naughy boy, you!
Jan, my idol: We shared many emails about healthier eating... and then you had to read this! Oh, the shame! :oP
Lucky Charms Marsha: You asked if I know any limericks? Hmmm... not off the top o' my head, but I can write one:
There once was a woman quite shady
Who went by the common name Katy
Her arse grew so big
She squealed like a pig
Like "Deliverance" actor Ned Beatty.
How's that?
Doctard: I already answered yours earlier. Don't go pressin' your luck!
Thanks again, all who commented. If you know of any solutions and/or remedies, please send 'em my way. Just don't send Richard Simmons. I really hate men who cry.
Katy
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Aug 19 '03
5:31 pm PDT
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Oh my God... (Reply to this comment)
by katmar
I am shaking my head with a big smile on my face. You're a very sick woman, Katy, and I wouldn't have it any other way. (You also have a flair for poetry, I might add. Know any limericks?) :)
I'll write back to you soon, promise.
Marsha
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Aug 16 '03
8:26 pm PDT
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