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Re: Susi (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
sometimes one has to improvise ..... lol .....
Thanks
Susi
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Sep 08 '03
5:36 am PDT
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Susi (Reply to this comment)
by artbyjude
the only thing better than truth is your imagination....What glorious fun this was! Sorry Mr. Holder couldn't be present in reality... Somehow, he was so THERE in spirit....
Scary.
Jude
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Sep 07 '03
7:51 am PDT
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Re: hahaha! (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
thanks Jan, I've never had so much fun not having a drink with someone.
Susi
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Aug 31 '03
7:51 am PDT
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Re: This was a major treat! (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
thanks, it was great fun
Susi
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Aug 31 '03
7:50 am PDT
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Re: Re: So now we know. (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
Katy
"BTW, Susi and Haggy... what the hell are "sliders?" I always thought they were some kind of small, water turtle."
Trust me, they are a small water turtle, green I think'
Susi
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Aug 31 '03
7:49 am PDT
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hahaha! (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
This is hilarious! Love it. ;-)
Jan
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Aug 30 '03
12:18 pm PDT
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This was a major treat! (Reply to this comment)
by gaelkm
....I really enjoyed it! Thanks!
~gael
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Aug 26 '03
3:40 pm PDT
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Re: So now we know. (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Katy,
BTW, Susi and Haggy... what the hell are "sliders?" I always thought they were some kind of small, water turtle.
Think of a quarter pound of grease surrounding a miniscule amount of ground something that has a meat-like appearance, except with holes in it. Slice a dinner roll in half, place slider on bottom half and cover with top half of roll. Place in mouth. Don't chew. No need to swallow. It slides down on its own. Trust me here, a small water turtle would taste better.
Susi,
To tighten the knot, reverse the process.
Hags
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Aug 25 '03
7:10 pm PDT
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So now we know. (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Di's laundry is piling up while Susi spends too much time over at Stocky's lodge barking like a seal. And all this time I thought *I* was the love of his life! Why, Chuck, you lying dog, you!
BTW, Susi and Haggy... what the hell are "sliders?" I always thought they were some kind of small, water turtle.
Confused and scorned Katy
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Aug 25 '03
7:58 am PDT
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Re: OMG (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
you assume I want to escape
grin
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Aug 25 '03
5:39 am PDT
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OMG (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
I thought for a minute that you had mistakenly dropped into my apartment. Then you mentioned the "sliders." Hell, even I wouldn't have them in my place.
This was great, and I'm glad to see that you brought Stocky out of hiding. He'll have no excuse now that the Fartknuckle is back in school.
One word of advice--Stocky only knows how to tie slipknots, so if you are able to grab the rope with your teeth, you can probably open the knot up enough to enable your escape. Don't tell him I told ya.
Haggis
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Aug 24 '03
9:53 pm PDT
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Re: My man-boobs need Rubin' after all the nibbling (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
You beast!
You promised that you would remain silent about my movie choices! Tis true, I am able to do a running jump ending in splits and fortunately for you I am still able to bend backwards and touch my feet and head together, otherwise we would have never been able to finish Kama Sutra position #15.
Yes, folks, I have remained at the Holder stables, lashed to the bed for almost 3 days now. Don't believe a damn thing he said about the school supplies, they were props used to decorate his manboobs.
I remain, blissfully fulfilled
Susi
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Aug 24 '03
9:11 pm PDT
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Well that explains a lot (Reply to this comment)
by SurgRN911
Stock...I was wondering where the hell she has been. She told me a week of vacation at the pits, I thought she was going to the cars races. Send her back when you're done will ya?
The laundry is piling up.....damn woman!!!!!!!!!!
Di
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Aug 24 '03
9:06 pm PDT
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Susi... (Reply to this comment)
by katmar
this was very funny! Great job.
Marsha
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Aug 24 '03
8:04 pm PDT
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My man-boobs need Rubin' after all the nibbling (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
I’m sorry I have not been available lately. I read about this last week through the great Granniemose, but I was kinda confused on how it worked. I planned on reading more about Vodkaboy’s write-off later that day - but then I forgot.
Today was a fun day at Wal-Mart and Kohl’s. I was forced to purchase more than half of everything my grandson needs to start the second grade at a brand new school ($150). He was in a Christian School for first grade and kindergarten. I bought him 5 outfits and some of his school supplies. Now I find out he needs Washable Markers and two red pens. So I’m off to K-Mart. I wanted to strangle my worthless son-in-law for not being available today, until I read this entry that downgraded and disgraced my Stabin Cabin’ and underestimated my overall sex appeal. NOW I only want to strangle Susi. : O )
Though it is true, Susi did come over to The Stockholder Palace of love. But what she left out of this entry is that she has not left yet. I believe she was afraid to tell you, the reader, what really happened that most glorious night and has been nonstop ever since. Since I am not one to pop Viagra and tell, I feel it is inappropriate to go into great detail about our time together. I will just leave you with some interesting clues that will help you use your imagination.
Susi enjoys getting on her knees and acting like a circus seal, she can do a run and jump splits onto a bed, she like to be called katybrighteyes while having her hair pulled and her favorite movie is This Boy’s Life with Robert Denero.
I must admit that I enjoy the attention and I would like to thank everyone, especially my newest addition to my harem and my first ever seven-input girl, Susi.
stock e
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Aug 24 '03
7:23 pm PDT
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Re: Oh my, Long . . . (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
yeah, and ya forgot the Strohs too!
This was a much tamer comment than the one left on Grannie's ... lol ...
Susi
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Aug 24 '03
9:46 am PDT
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Oh my, Long . . . (Reply to this comment)
by gungian
. . . John Silvers and White Castle - surely a Columbus gourmand's delight.
For an Ohio lass, you are really something!
Write On!
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Aug 24 '03
9:35 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: yup (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
,,,,"Not as pervy as Doc" Katy ....
RIGHT ... you asked about his manboobs for heaven's sake ... lol
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Aug 24 '03
8:56 am PDT
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Re: Lordy lord lord.... (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
the man is crazed with his mirror. It has a solid gold frame! The center, where his manboobs are shown in style is outlined in gold flake, so as he gazes longingly at them, they are encased in the heart. BTW, they are quite .... um ... interesting.
Smile
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Aug 24 '03
8:50 am PDT
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Re: Re: yup (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
yeah but I saved the best part for you --- an elephant sized giraffe - yehaw!
BTW I'm not a sue but a susi, well, technically, not even that .... lol .... my aunt wanted to call me Melody. Imagine!
Check your mail
Susi
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Aug 24 '03
8:46 am PDT
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Re: Re: yup (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
"...we're all dying to see his rebuttal..."
Leave it to Doc to wish to see his rebuttal.
"Not as pervy as Doc" Katy
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Aug 24 '03
8:21 am PDT
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Lordy lord lord.... (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Susi, I was beginning to think you'd finally contacted Chuck and this was how he really lives! Hmmmm, but one can't be too sure, right? As for the farting and belching... yeah, that's him. Most definitely him!
Question: In your dream, did you happen to see that mirror where he spends hours ogling his man-boobs?
Loved this!
Katy
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Aug 24 '03
8:19 am PDT
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Re: yup (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
Gary stole my line!!!
Teef!
I'ma sue!
Err no I'm not, YOU're a Sue.. I'm so confused!
Chuckie best get in here... we're all dying to see his rebuttal, or continuation of the dream.. muwahhahahaaa
Doc
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Aug 24 '03
8:16 am PDT
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Re: yup (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
ummmmmmmmm ......... picture a giraffe
grin
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Aug 24 '03
8:04 am PDT
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yup (Reply to this comment)
by garym
Hi Susi,
Say, how big a tent are we talking hereż
Gary
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Aug 24 '03
8:00 am PDT
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Re: shock horror dismay (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
oh I don't know, I think he will rise to the challenge and blow me out of the water ... lol ...
Thanks
Susi
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Aug 24 '03
4:22 am PDT
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shock horror dismay (Reply to this comment)
by voxpoptart
Yikes! Now look what you've done -- he'll never accept your real invite. He won't be able to match the entertainment value (granted this is no fault on his part), and who wants to return to that?
amused,
- Brian
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Aug 24 '03
3:00 am PDT
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Re: You Are (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
poor Stockholder, here we are having a party in his honor and he isn't even here - grin
Thanks
Susi
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Aug 23 '03
5:29 pm PDT
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You Are (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
really something else. It this doesn't bring him back, I really don't know what will. (chuckle)
Virginia
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Aug 23 '03
2:42 pm PDT
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Re: Hahaha.... (Reply to this comment)
by susidee34
sorry Nedi, thank God it was Coke and not a real drink, like Pepsi
grin
Susi
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Aug 23 '03
2:21 pm PDT
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