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Re: Getting to Know - (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Virginia,
Remember dear, this IS imaginary and IS completely different from the real jay.
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Oct 30 '03
1:39 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Very cool Dougie (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Don't underestimate us-- We do a mean softshoe too.
Here, watch this:
[Maestro-- Some appropriate music please...]
I'm ... look-ing o-ver
A Bin Lad-en lo-ver
That I over-looked be-three...
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Sep 22 '03
8:33 pm PDT
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Re: Choice of Drink (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
Jay drinking a black and tan?
Not just any black and tan, mind you. A classic Molesterfield!
An Eskimo with a 10- minute tan is about as dark as Jay will ever go!
Hey now... No need to get racial. Its all pink on the inside.
-Jay, Equal Opportunity Womanizer.
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Sep 16 '03
11:48 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: yo (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
I hope not! How will I ever find a man?
Either you will have to put up with the foul tempered, smelly mongrels...or you'll have to switch teams*.
*Double meaning intended.
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Sep 16 '03
11:43 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: yo (Reply to this comment)
by beckytcy
That's because most liberals are hateful, mean, and ugly.
I hope not! How will I ever find a man?
Except you, of course.
Thank you!
Becky
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Sep 16 '03
9:22 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Very cool Dougie (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
Sure...while you and your jackboot thug cronies would make an superb rhythm section as you stomp around in time.
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Sep 16 '03
7:20 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Very cool Dougie (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Why not join the choir, jay? Your war-protesting falsetto whine would set off the throaty tenor-baritone of my "behead-the-Bin-Laden-Lover" battle cry, rather nicely.
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Sep 16 '03
4:06 am PDT
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Choice of Drink (Reply to this comment)
by Bryan_Carey
Jay drinking a black and tan? An Eskimo with a 10- minute tan is about as dark as Jay will ever go!
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Sep 15 '03
6:36 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: yo (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
Cute, nice Liberals aren't so easy to find!
That's because most liberals are hateful, mean, and ugly.
Except you, of course.
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Sep 09 '03
9:26 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Very cool Dougie (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
With the proper accompaniment, I'm sure you could get a record deal....
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Sep 09 '03
9:25 am PDT
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Re: Re: yo (Reply to this comment)
by beckytcy
And here I thought you weren't easy....
Cute, nice Liberals aren't so easy to find! That's why I have to go international.
B
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Sep 09 '03
8:06 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Very cool Dougie (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Oh, when the Stormtrooper-r-r-rs...
Go Marching In-n-n-n-n...
Oh, when the Stormtroopers go marchin' in-n-n-n-n...
Oh, lorrrd I wa-a-a-ant to be-e-e in that number-r-r-r...
Oh, when the Stormtroopers go marchin' in-n-n-n-n...
Oh, when the Stormtrooper-r-r-rs... [Oh,-when-the-troops!]
Go marching In-n-n-n-n... [Go-marching-in!]
Oh, when the Stormtroopers go marchin' in-n-n-n-n...
Oh, lorrrd I wa-a-a-ant to be-e-e in that number-r-r-r...
Oh, when the Stormtroopers go marchin' in-n-n-n-n... [Go-marching-in!]
Catchy tune.
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Sep 08 '03
10:42 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Very cool Dougie (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
That's right... Because we all know your favorite tune is When the Stormtroopers Go Marching In....
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Sep 08 '03
6:51 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Very cool Dougie (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
[". . .criticism of the current regime is the ultimate crime against the state, you Alien-and-Sedition-Act-loving watermelon!"]
Sayyyyy... I recognize that bitter lyric! It's from the second stanza of "The Battle Cry of the Bin Laden Bottom-Kisser." Hmmmm... Never one of my preferred ditties... Too whiny; too many sour, dissonant chords....
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Sep 07 '03
9:00 pm PDT
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Re: yo (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
I only let people pet me if they believe in welfare and Liberal stuff like that.
And here I thought you weren't easy....
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Sep 07 '03
2:56 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Very cool Dougie (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
from the sunlit side of a set of federal prison bars.
Because we both know criticism of the current regime is the ultimate crime against the state, you Alien-and-Sedition-Act-loving watermelon!
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Sep 07 '03
2:55 pm PDT
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What fun! (Reply to this comment)
by artbyjude
With both of you! I feel like I am watching from an adjoining table.....with my sketchbook out.
That "You may want to duck" comment created an interesting image....LOL
Jude
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Sep 07 '03
7:38 am PDT
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Re: Very cool Dougie (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
You mean "Ginzo," don't you Di? "You met Ginzo in the flesh?"
For the record, no; I'm not John Ashcroft, Ginzo. But then, you already knew that by virtue of the fact that your as yet uninterrogated, Bin Laden-worshipping ass is still inciting anarchy from the sunlit side of a set of federal prison bars.
Incidentally, I commend you on your unwillingness to deny your true identity, Ginzo. Perhaps your conscience is finally starting to bother you about it. To avoid confusion, I'll continue to refer to you as "jay" when you use this account.
--The Voice Of Freedom
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Sep 07 '03
4:42 am PDT
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yo (Reply to this comment)
by beckytcy
Hi Jay,
Thanks for the mention. I see that you named your cat after me, too. She runs away from you because you're a Libertarian. Like the cat with my name, I only let people pet me if they believe in welfare and Liberal stuff like that. ;)
I sang "Someday" by Mariah Carey at karaoke tonight. Got a few compliments even though I really can't hit those super-high notes.
Time for another drink,
Becky
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Sep 06 '03
9:50 pm PDT
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Very cool Dougie (Reply to this comment)
by SurgRN911
I met Jay in the flesh and never knew half of this stuff. Great job guys!
Di
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Sep 06 '03
10:11 am PDT
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Re: ACCUSATION WARNING (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
And I hereby accuse you of being John Ashcroft, spying on the Epinions community under authority of the PATRIOT ACT!!
Fess up Johnny Boy!! The jig is up!!
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Sep 06 '03
7:52 am PDT
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ACCUSATION WARNING (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
This is a protest comment. I hereby accuse jay18005551212 of being a Ginzo double account. Fess up Ginzo! You and I BOTH know it's true!
Arrest him, Vodkaboy!
--mattytyger
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Sep 05 '03
11:07 pm PDT
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Another (Reply to this comment)
by katmar
great one, Dougie! Now I'll have to check out some of Jay's stuff!
Very funny stuff.
Marsha
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Sep 05 '03
11:34 am PDT
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Re: Getting to Know - (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
See...I guess it pays to not always believe the hype.
Thank you!
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Sep 05 '03
10:49 am PDT
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Getting to Know - (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
Jay has been fun. Jay, you are completely different from what I imagined..and that's good (I think).
Virginia
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Sep 05 '03
8:26 am PDT
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Re: Wow... (Reply to this comment)
by vodkaboy
You're welcome, my pleasure.
Now let's discuss those bootlickin' photos that I could post. What was your offer again?
VB
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Sep 05 '03
4:22 am PDT
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Re: Re: Wow... (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
I heard you were into that kind of stuff....
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Sep 04 '03
11:14 am PDT
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Re: Wow... (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
I want pics of the boot lickin, man.
Doc
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Sep 04 '03
10:42 am PDT
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Wow... (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
And I'm even the first one to rate it!
(Isn't that a conflict of interest?)
Thanks for the beers! It was fun!
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Sep 04 '03
10:00 am PDT
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