I Continuum I Sep 16 '03    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Music Jersey Boys [Original Broadway Cast Recording] by Original Broadway Cast From $8 Mai by Eri Sugai From $4 The Bottom Line Written with aid and inspiration from Kevin Carter and Karen Chow, neither of whom specifically asked to remain anonymous. (As i have a talent for writing melodies but no talent at all for playing melodies, i would be happy to assist any musicians in the mood to use these lyrics, in the blessedly odd event that you know any. The melody/arrangement in my head has a Jethro Tull-as-scabrous-punk-band-leading-Celtic-reels sense.) *************** (open) I! J, K! L, M, N-TARY SCHOOL OF HARD KNOX! FORT! GOLD! DIGGER, GRAVE EXPRESSION ISM OF THE 18 HUNdreds and THOUsands and MILLions of cats on a HOT TIN ROOF! UNDERNEATH THE FIDDLER. (verse) Now is the time for shampoo. I shall lead the masses to a rubber mat. Hydrogen is created by sitting down quickly. Knit while watching scandals and plastic haircuts. People think better while wearing socks. Try to wear socks as often as possible. I'm wearing socks right now! (chorus) I am hee is haw is hem is skirt is issue. We are all together! Eye of newt of Gingrich who stole Christmas present outlook on the weather! And if your eye falls on a bargain, pick it up. Stick it back in its socket. (verse) Lead a chicken to holy water and make it drunk. Never trust cheesecake unless it shows up in mirrors. Think of implosion as a daytime activity. But whirring and singing can be full-time, so be glad you're not a pomegranite. Consider wearing fireman's boots, especially when worms are out of season! (chorus) I am hee is haw is hem is skirt is issue. We are all together! Deliver me a leaning pizza tower, drop an anvil on a feather! And the mirror showed me the eyes of a stranger and the nose of a familiar purple dinosaur, so I smashed it. (verse) Hold open the door for geraniums: they have no thumbs. But know that pets are natural conspirators. Do not speak to anyone who wishes to be called "White Eagle". Do not underestimate the versatility of a shovel. A steady wind is the sign. Know and prepare your dental history. (chorus) I am hee is haw is hem is skirt is issue. We are all together! Eye of newt of Gingrich who stole Christmas present outlook on the weather! (interlude) I was sitting on a bench when a big wind came up and blew my sandwich into the dirt. Horrible wind! Horrible, horrible wind! (close) I! CONTINUUM I! CONTINUUM I! CONTINUUM I!

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