From the bottom of a wellSep 22 '03 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line Hmmmmm Down in the bottom of a deep dark well Lives a strange little man with a tall tale to tell Seven little fingers and nine stringy toes Wears hardly any shoes and very little clothes He's small and he's pointy with fingers thin and long Spindly legs and big flat feet that give off quite a pong His hair is just like seaweed - it's slimy and it's green He's the strangest looking creature that I have never seen Wild staring eyes - one red, one black, one blue Op-ti-cally well-endowed, most folk have only two A third eye would be useful, when you're living in a dark, deep and dank and smelly well - down in the park How did he get there? that's what we want to know Is he some sort of monster from a world far below? Perhaps he's a hermit who has chosen to dwell Far away from nosey's at the bottom of this well Once I dared to ask him how he got to be down there "Mumfle krumfle kinshle krank" is what he said, I swear "Is that some sort of lingo or a kind of secret code?" "Bimfle timfle sinshle gronk" he said, then "ribbit" like a toad "I don't understand you" I shouted loud and clear "can you speak more slowly? I can hardly hear what you are saying, it sounds like gibberish" "Beg your pardon" he replied "was chewing on a fish" He then went on to tell me how he came to be down there He thought I'd be most in-trest-ed - that I would really care I'd love to tell you what he said I'm sure you'd like to know But he swore me to secrecy before he'd let me go So ends the tale from the bottom of a well Of a strange little man with a slightly whiffy smell It's best kept a secret - a tale I'll never sell But I never pushed him, honest, he just fell. Thanks for reading Šproxam2003  |
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