The Bottom Line

Oct 30 '03    Write an essay on this topic.


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The Bottom Line This section, right here, is what I'm talking about.

When writing haiku,
what use would one ever have
for The Bottom Line?



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The following field
contains too few words.
Oh yeah?
How about now, jerk?

I cannot believe
that here, where haiku belongs,
three lines ain't enough.

Seems the standard of
five-seven-five syllables
does not apply here.

Which, of course, begs the
question: is it possible?
Hundred-word haiku?

No. No no no no.
No no no no no. No no.
No no no no no no. Nope!

I cannot believe
you're still reading this sorry
filler, you damn fool.

The only reason
I'm still writing is because
it was required. Sheesh.

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