The Life Of David Seaman
Nov 05 '03
The Bottom Line This has been an entry to the let's all get captaind through poetry write off.
starring Kevin Spacey as traditional Psycho David Seaman (No not the goalie!!!)
When did my life become so empty...
When did I start to obsess so bad...
When did I stop drinking that relaxing tea...
A habit that prevented me from being sad...
Could it be...
I think it must...
Have been the time that I met he...
And Added him to my web of trust...
It was my mistake I must confess...
To eat with anyone named Lazarevic...
That was when I began this mess...
By recommending Epinions to Carl Lazarevic... (not much rhymes with my name)
A handsome chap...
With writing that was so profound...
He's also modest (even with his new Top Reviewer cap)...
and believe me I know how this whining must sound...
But who does he think...
He surely is...
Ignoring the usual newbie pink...
And making my turf his...
I hate to see his growing web of trust...
That is now over double mine...
And yet I still cannot get the thrust...
To write so much that I double thine...
I have a wife...
I have a job...
and yet my latest poetry has caused some strife...
Making me look like a regular dob... (no offensive material here)
I wrote a poem in good humour...
And yet have found that once again...
My comical talents have caused a furor...
And Proven that his vast intellect can be a pain...
He's busy now on his revenge tail..
I'm kind of worried...
As to what this will entail...
Oh hang on a second, now I know, it's the very thing that you've just studied!
This has been my derivative entry to the let's all get captaind through poetry write off. If you would like to take part then write a piece of poetry getting at our boy Dave, and leave a comment here...
That'll show him that I'm not one to be crossed.
Mwahahahahahahahahaha
Carl
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Member: Carl Lazarevic
Location: UK-(pure blood Brummie)
Reviews written: 228
Trusted by: 211 members
About Me:
Walk down the right back alley in Sin City and you can find anything.
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