Show me da Money Nov 11 '03    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Books Mildred D. Taylor - Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry: A Literature Unit From $8 Olivier Dunrea - Ollie From $7 The Bottom Line money man I need it , my dog needs it This morning the sun streaming in my bedroom window , forced me into an unnatural early rising (glancing at the clock the display shone 1.35 PM ) . My poor dog began to whine at the back door and I knew what that meant : " Where is my breakfast Master ?" and further " My Master has not fed me in 3 days , is he one lousy provider or what?" Bearing the guilt of my dogs unkind thoughts , I open the pantry door ( secretly hoping the local rotary club has sneaked in and restocked it over night ) No surprises there : 1 jar of fermented pickles 1 bottle of baby beets 1 packet of hotel style cornflakes The cornflakes would be first choice right , the problem ,upon my most recent examination they would loaded with weevil crawlies and being a vegetarian this would break my vow . Nipper the dog won't (no matter how hungry) eat anything not out of a can, so this brought my search to a standstill. Then I flashed the thought : Who on this planet owes me money ? Just enough to feed my poor dog and perhaps a few morsels for moi . Who . Who . A word formed in the deep , Epinions , remember Epinions, oh those wonderful friends . I raced to the local library , promising the dog I will return with food news , jumped on the computer terminal and got to Epinions.com ( what was my damn name again ? thats it zazen 1 ) How much do these suckers owe me , 2 years later . Yes > 137USD Wow . Baby we eat again !! Please paymaster get that check to me quick , my little pooch wont last another week ! And I am going to race home a hit those weevily corn flakes , I just can't take it any more. Best Regards zazen1

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