~~~~~Ode to my soon to be wife~~~~~

Nov 13 '03    Write an essay on this topic.


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I'm only 9 days away from my wedding day and I've just finished a poem I will read as part of my toast to my fiance Natalie. Allow me to share this poem with you and I hope you enjoy reading it...

Ode To Natalie


Her name is Natalie and tonight she is mine
all I can say is it’s about darn time
this year that has past was full of anticipation
all leading up to this wonderful celebration

All of you know her but none better than me
the fact she is precious we all could agree
so tonight I will share a few things with you
about this Natalie, the other white jew

She’s a speech therapist, a darn good one at that
she deals with cute kids but mostly with brats
She’ll be nice and sweet but don’t be misled
if pushed to the limit she will smack you upside your head

When she treats her kids she acts like a child
but don’t let that fool you, she can also get wild
she’ll be downing shots of tequila and bottles of beer
and gladly redeposit them to a sidewalk that’s near

Whenever I mess up she puts on a face
Tells me what to do, puts me in my place
But when she freaks out I tell her to get a grip
Fact of the matter is she’s the one who’s whipped

She is a neat freak if you know what I mean
Her entire household she’s gotta keep clean
for all of her shoes she’s got a nice rack
She’s good in the kitchen, dynamite in the sack

She’s a definite head-turner whether you’re rugged or fruity
wherever she goes she’ll be shaking that booty
but at the end of the day all she will see
is the smile on the face of lil ole me

So in closing this poem all I can tell
I am very fortunate to have landed this pretty redheaded belle
I look forward to a lifetime of nothing but glee
with this girl Natalie right beside me


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