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revenge of the music review: how to write the friggin' things
by Stairway2Drew | Nov 22 '03
WRITE OR DIE.

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by zignit
perfect... thanks for the giggles. I've learned much about rake and fathers.
Oct 07 '08
12:17 am PDT

Aswome (Reply to this comment)
by tbutler4582
oh that was freakin halarious. And I learned something. :-)
Apr 16 '07
1:40 pm PDT

great (Reply to this comment)
by cap_squash
You do a nice job at exposing crappy reviewers like me. Anyway, this was the first time I actually laughed while reading a review. And I've read a lot of reviews here...
Sep 17 '04
9:33 pm PDT

Classic.. (Reply to this comment)
by contakt
Hilarious. I've only written three reviews so far.. one falling into the "boring track by track" category, and the other two "standard"
Maybe I should try the Jive Honky next...
Although I have already used the word "dope" as in meaning good, ..in a review, and thus have already succumbed to that level...
Jul 10 '04
10:31 am PDT

Dude (Reply to this comment)
by grez
"then my dad beat me w/ a rake"

-- best line in the whole thing, and it came right at the end. Good thing I have on a healthy pair of adult underpants, or I would have pissed myself.

;-)

Grez





Dec 09 '03
11:38 am PST

aw... (Reply to this comment)
by Guildenstern
oh man, I feel so inadequate now... must find... new review format...

Just when I was struggling for ideas, you come along and mark all the territory. Damn I hate creative people.

Nice job here
SImon
Nov 24 '03
2:07 pm PST

I know you said (Reply to this comment)
by katmar
that the track-by-track review is boring, but I think it depends on the author of said review.

I will take an interesting TBT review over a schizophrenic "interview" or "screenplay" review any day. And you even have to be pretty creative to pull off "the letter".

Anyway, interesting write-up.

Marsha
Nov 23 '03
8:05 pm PST

Said Review was Awesome (Reply to this comment)
by plorentz
That was a blast! And Spike says "Hi", and thanks for linking to him, and can he hump your leg?

-Paul
Nov 23 '03
8:50 am PST

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by flamepillar
I do believe that about covers everyone on the site... and then some!
Nov 23 '03
7:23 am PST

oh no, I'm boring! (Reply to this comment)
by pnutmom
I've written one music review here, and used the track-by-track method, but slightly different than the way you have it here. Maybe I should re-write it somehow...

And Sleeper54, Ebonics translator. lol I'll have to send that link to my Dad, fo shizzle...
Nov 22 '03
6:58 pm PST

hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
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Damn. You gots made me afraid ta jet peep at muh ma fuckin one an' only music review here. I be afraid ta know what 'style' it muh ma fuckin most resemble...

And I th'o't ya gots scared me off 'music' fo' quite some tyme. The readers dere should thank ya... ya'll is mad stupid.

I do know dat ah found great value in yo' thoughts, thank ya w0rd! Don't make me come ovah dere beeotch...


...tom...
Limited eubonics crap above is from:
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
Nov 22 '03
2:49 pm PST