If you’re a Trekkie and you know you it clap your hands Dec 01 '03 (Updated Jul 31 '08)    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Toys LeapFrog LeapPad Explorer Learning Table From $9 LeapFrog LeapPad Explorer Tablet (Pink) From $240 The Bottom Line The needs of the many are outweighed by my need to post a stupid song... If you’re a Trekkie and you know you it clap your hands If you’re a Trekkie and you know you it clap your hands If you’re a Trekkie and you know it And you really want to show it If you’re a Trekkie and you know you it clap your hands If you’re a Trekkie with a phaser set to stun If you’re a Trekkie with a phaser set to stun If you’re a Trekkie with a phaser And you know the meaning of “Quasar” If you’re a Trekkie with a phaser set to stun If you’re a Trekkie and you're Scottie, beam me up If you’re a Trekkie and you're Scottie, beam me up If you’re a Trekkie and you're Scottie Even though Kirk never said it If you’re a Trekkie and you're Scottie, beam me up If you’re a Trekkie and you’re Captain, make it so If you’re a Trekkie and you’re Captain, make it so If you’re a Trekkie and you’re Captain And you’re a bald and sexy man If you’re a Trekkie and you’re Captain, make it so If you’re a Trekkie female Captain, make it squeak If you’re a Trekkie female Captain, make it squeak If you’re a Trekkie female Captain And you’ve had too much helium If you’re a Trekkie female Captain, make it squeak If you’re a Trekkie with green blood, you’re a Vulcan If you’re a Trekkie with green blood, you’re a Vulcan If you’re a Trekkie with green blood And your social life’s a dud If you’re a Trekkie with green blood, you’re a Vulcan If you’re attending a Convention, Get A Life If you’re attending a Convention, Get A Life If you’re attending a Convention Shatner shouts in your direction If you’re attending a Convention, Get A Life Shatner isn’t an American, so watch your mouth Shatner isn’t an American, so watch your mouth Shatner isn’t an American He’s really a Canadian Shatner isn’t an American, so watch your mouth If you’re a Trekkie and you know it, READ MY TOP TEN If you’re a Trekkie and you know it, READ MY TOP TEN If you’re a Trekkie and you know it And you don’t mind reading my … bit (ah, you thought it was going to be something else, didn’t you? Foiled again, Doc!) If you’re a Trekkie and you know it, READ MY TOP TEN In case you hadn’t noticed, this poor excuse for a song was a blatant plug for my Top Ten Star Trek Movies. It shouldn't be allowed, but I am powerless to stop it. THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A SONG WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY UNIVERSAL TRANSLATER ™, RECENTLY TAKEN OVER BY BABEL FISH.

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