If you’re a Trekkie and you know you it clap your hands
Dec 01 '03 (Updated Jul 31 '08)
The Bottom Line The needs of the many are outweighed by my need to post a stupid song...
If you’re a Trekkie and you know you it clap your hands
If you’re a Trekkie and you know you it clap your hands
If you’re a Trekkie and you know it
And you really want to show it
If you’re a Trekkie and you know you it clap your hands
If you’re a Trekkie with a phaser set to stun
If you’re a Trekkie with a phaser set to stun
If you’re a Trekkie with a phaser
And you know the meaning of “Quasar”
If you’re a Trekkie with a phaser set to stun
If you’re a Trekkie and you're Scottie, beam me up
If you’re a Trekkie and you're Scottie, beam me up
If you’re a Trekkie and you're Scottie
Even though Kirk never said it
If you’re a Trekkie and you're Scottie, beam me up
If you’re a Trekkie and you’re Captain, make it so
If you’re a Trekkie and you’re Captain, make it so
If you’re a Trekkie and you’re Captain
And you’re a bald and sexy man
If you’re a Trekkie and you’re Captain, make it so
If you’re a Trekkie female Captain, make it squeak
If you’re a Trekkie female Captain, make it squeak
If you’re a Trekkie female Captain
And you’ve had too much helium
If you’re a Trekkie female Captain, make it squeak
If you’re a Trekkie with green blood, you’re a Vulcan
If you’re a Trekkie with green blood, you’re a Vulcan
If you’re a Trekkie with green blood
And your social life’s a dud
If you’re a Trekkie with green blood, you’re a Vulcan
If you’re attending a Convention, Get A Life
If you’re attending a Convention, Get A Life
If you’re attending a Convention
Shatner shouts in your direction
If you’re attending a Convention, Get A Life
Shatner isn’t an American, so watch your mouth
Shatner isn’t an American, so watch your mouth
Shatner isn’t an American
He’s really a Canadian
Shatner isn’t an American, so watch your mouth
If you’re a Trekkie and you know it, READ MY TOP TEN
If you’re a Trekkie and you know it, READ MY TOP TEN
If you’re a Trekkie and you know it
And you don’t mind reading my … bit (ah, you thought it was going to be something else, didn’t you? Foiled again, Doc!)
If you’re a Trekkie and you know it, READ MY TOP TEN
In case you hadn’t noticed, this poor excuse for a song was a blatant plug for my Top Ten Star Trek Movies. It shouldn't be allowed, but I am powerless to stop it.
THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A SONG WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY UNIVERSAL TRANSLATER ™, RECENTLY TAKEN OVER BY BABEL FISH.
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