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If you’re a Trekkie and you know you it clap your hands
by captaind | Dec 01 '03
The needs of the many are outweighed by my need to post a stupid song...

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Re: Ummm, just one thing.... (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
Both good points, both corrected!! Thanks. Wow, it's so long ago that I wrote this tripe... (but I still like this tripe!!)

Thanks for giving an old song some love!!

CaptainD
Jul 31 '08
7:51 am PDT

Ummm, just one thing.... (Reply to this comment)
by talyseon
...and yes, I know what a geek I am, but Vulcan blood is green.

Funny song. Hydrogen or helium? Either way.

Talyseon.

Jul 30 '08
3:50 am PDT

Re: We just got back from Florida (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
Hey Pattie!

I was wondering when you'd get round to this - after all, you are the original Trekkie!

Dave
Dec 13 '03
10:19 am PST

We just got back from Florida (Reply to this comment)
by AliventiAsylum
so I'm a little late commenting on this. It's funny cause on the way back Wednesday, I could swear I saw James Doohan (Scotty for you non-Trekkies) in a Cracker Barrel in South Carolina. I guess maybe I need a longer break from Star Trek reviews.... nah!

Anyway, this is hysterical. I'll never be able to sing this song with my kids with the same vigor again.

Patti
Dec 12 '03
4:24 am PST

Re: := ) (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
I tried suggesting that to the Education Board.

But they threw it out, along with my suggestion that I received a royalty for each time it was sung at school.

Their loss, I say!! :-D

Dave
Dec 11 '03
1:04 pm PST

:= ) (Reply to this comment)
by sadgit
LMAO

That was a really Great song. They should make it compulsory to teach it to nursery kids
Dec 11 '03
1:52 am PST

Re: fear and loathing in the Alpha quadrant (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
Just nerve-pinch 'em. Chickens really hate that...

Dave
Dec 04 '03
12:24 pm PST

fear and loathing in the Alpha quadrant (Reply to this comment)
by oldcomixfan
The Trekkies that worry me the most are the ones going by the name of Chicken Charlie and have their phasers set to "poultry stun". I may sing this one to him the next time we cross paths and then run like the devil before he wrings my neck.
Actually, I may just run like a little schooool girl.

Oh yeah... CLAP CLAP

OCF
Dec 03 '03
2:41 pm PST

Re: gah! (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
Ha! You'll never beat me...

You may be smarter, but I'm taller!! ;-D

Dave
Dec 03 '03
12:57 am PST

gah! (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
Foiled again... and victory was sooooo close too.



Doc
Dec 02 '03
4:09 pm PST

Re: Hi (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
Hi Drew

Hmm... if that worked, maybe I can rig up a Paypal donate button on one of these things... :-D

Dave
Dec 01 '03
3:57 pm PST

Re: Ok (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
Hey Teri!

Just keep singing, just keep singing...

Dave
Dec 01 '03
3:56 pm PST

Re: Now that.... (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
Hah! Their puny tricorders are no match for my lifesize doll of Troi in a stupid outfit!

Dave
Dec 01 '03
3:56 pm PST

Hi (Reply to this comment)
by proxam
That's the funniest plug I've read today.....or for a long time, come to think of it.
I better click on a link or it will all have been a huge waste of time!


Drew
Dec 01 '03
12:31 pm PST

Ok (Reply to this comment)
by theresaro
you had me singing this one. Too funny!

Teri :)
Dec 01 '03
3:25 am PST

Now that.... (Reply to this comment)
by copernicus
is quite amusing! The nerds will be bearing great wrath upon you now! eheh,

~Adam~
Dec 01 '03
3:24 am PST