Put your hands together and Give it Up....for Skeeter! Dec 19 '03    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Music Jersey Boys [Original Broadway Cast Recording] by Original Broadway Cast From $8 Mai by Eri Sugai From $4 The Bottom Line Everybody sing!!! It's that time of year. Everywhere you go there are Christmas Carols being played. Even right here in my own home I can't escape them. It isn't the radio and it isn't the television. It's Skeeter singing. Now, he puts his own little twist into his songs, of course. After all, he is a dog....just don't tell him that!! In celebration of the holidays I thought I'd share a little of the joy of season with you, a la Skeeter style. First of all you need to know that Skeeters voice is a nice rich baritone....somewhere between the deep bass of a ol' hound dog and the high pitch of a chihuahua. Just think Bing Crosby with a leash on.... From the tune White Christmas..... I'm dreaming of a white Poodle Just like the one that lives next door With her collar glistenin’ I know she’s itchin’ To chase the mailman just once more I'm dreaming of a white Field Mouse Just like the one I caught last night With his legs still twitchin' And tail just swishin' T'was small, but sure put up a fight I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every ornament I bite May that tinsel pass through alright And may Mom not see I chewed the lights... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here's one we all love....from the tune of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus I saw Lassie tickle Rin Tin Tin Underneath the big oak tree last night. She didn't see me creep Down the hill to take a pee She thought that I was tied up in the backyard, sound asleep. Then, I saw Lassie tickle Rin Tin Tin Underneath his tags so shiny bright Oh, what a dog fight would have been If Benji had only seen Lassie kissing Rin Tin Tin last night. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Another classic...from the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus.... Here comes Santa Paws Here comes Santa Paws Right down Puppy Dog Lane He's got a brand new squeaky toy And some yummy Gravy Train. Sticks for flinging, socks for wringing A big bone ready to bite So don't hang your ears, just wag your tails, 'Cause Santa Paws comes tonight. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And from the tune of my personal favorite Christmas Carol, Jingle Bells.... Dashing through the yard, chasing squirrels and birds away, Over the fence I go, barking all the way. Tags 'round my neck ring, making cats take flight, What fun it is to howl and yelp, waking neighbors up at night. Oh! Manhood’s Gone, Manhood’s Gone Neutered All the Way Mem’ries of my Family Jewels That the mean Vet took away.... Hey!! Manhood’s Gone, Manhood’s Gone Neutered All the Way O what fun it was to ride On the back of that Shar Pei... Skeeter and I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season. Merry Christmas, Everybody!!!!! 8-) ~~Nedi~~

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