Be Careful What You Ask For: Getting to know me W/O

Dec 26, 2003 (Updated Dec 29, 2003)

The Bottom Line ah, but seriously folks. . .


-Birth date: July 5, 1966

-Height: 5’ 11”

-Eye color: brooding brown

-Hair color: brown

-What does your name mean: Freedom for mad drunk

-High school graduation year: 1984

-Favorite relatives: no comment

-Summer memory: 1986 following the Dead from coast to coast—just don’t ask for details as it’s all pretty hazy.

-Favorite TV shows: Family Guy, The Simpsons

-What's on your mousepad: Bugs Bunny

-In the car- ac or windows: either or

-Do you believe in yourself: which self?

-Favorite game: playing with people’s minds

-Favorite drink: take a wild guess

-Favorite food: kung pao chicken

-Favorite colors: psychedelic swirls

-Favorite cigarettes: my favorite cigarettes don’t have a brand name

-Favorite sounds: my own voice

-Favorite smell: honeysuckle

-Favorite thing to do on a weekend: brewskis and live music

-Favorite soundtrack: we’ll go with Superfly

-Where do you see yourself in 10 years: still trying to get epinionators to like me

-First thought in the morning: Whew!! Made it again!

-Do you get motion sickness: nope

-Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: exciting

-How many rings before you answer the phone: don’t answer the phone

-Are you a good friend: occasionally when necessary

-Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Chocolate!!

-What do you drive: don’t currently own a vehicle. In past, Geo Metro, Buick leSabre, Plymouth Horizon and Ford Maverick.

-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no

-Thunderstorms cool or scary: usually wet

-If you could meet one person in the World, who would it
be: Li Po

-What is your zodiac sign: Moon child (a horse in Chinese)

-What do you wear to bed: my birthday suit

-Do you eat stems of broccoli: sure why not? Isn't that where the psychedelic properties come from?

-Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back,
would you give it to her? You’re asking me if I would put a shirt on the back of a topless girl? What does she look like?

-If you could have any occupation when you get older, what
would it be: financially secure poet

-If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: undecided

-If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: no comment

-Favorite brand of gum: You don’t want a dirty answer, do you?

-What is your favorite quote: "As long as there’s enough alcohol, all the other problems will take care of themselves.

-Have you ever been in love: twice

-What's on your walls in your room: assorted stuff

-Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Where is the glass?

-Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Pretzels

-Favorite flavor Snapple: I go with Arizona green tea with ginseng

-Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Sprite

-Which kind of milk is your favorite: fresh milk

-If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? something cruel and sadistic

-Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: righty

-Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: usually

-When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice
their: the politically correct answer is their "eyes"

-What's under your bed: God only knows

-What's the best number in the World: don’t know

-What is your dream car: one that runs

-Who is your biggest crush right now: Katie Holmes

-Nickname: I answer to most names

-School: of Hard Knocks

-Bacon Bits Or croutons:both

-Favorite Salad Dressing: freedom

-Do you Drink: not since yesterday

-What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: various

-Have you ever been skinny dipping: yes

-Do you make fun of people: always

-Have you ever been convicted of a crime: sheriff couldn’t catch me but his little girl sure wish she could. (stolen line from a song)

-One pillow or two: three

-Pets: the groundhog family in the backyard

-Favorite Movies: too many to answer

-Favorite type of music: various with strong preference for jam oriented music

-Hobbies: beer, reading, music, travel, fun

-Word or Phrase you overuse: the

-Toothpaste: varies

-Piercing or tattoos: nothing permanent

-Do you get along with your parents: sometimes

-Favorite beer: this is a trick question isn’t it?

-Favorite song at the moment: none

-Most humiliating moment: I think I’m having it right now

-Favorite Holiday: my birthday

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