Be Careful What You Ask For: Getting to know me W/O
Dec 26, 2003 (Updated Dec 29, 2003)
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-Birth date: July 5, 1966
-Height: 5 11
-Eye color: brooding brown
-Hair color: brown
-What does your name mean: Freedom for mad drunk
-High school graduation year: 1984
-Favorite relatives: no comment
-Summer memory: 1986 following the Dead from coast to coastjust dont ask for details as its all pretty hazy.
-Favorite TV shows: Family Guy, The Simpsons
-What's on your mousepad: Bugs Bunny
-In the car- ac or windows: either or
-Do you believe in yourself: which self?
-Favorite game: playing with peoples minds
-Favorite drink: take a wild guess
-Favorite food: kung pao chicken
-Favorite colors: psychedelic swirls
-Favorite cigarettes: my favorite cigarettes dont have a brand name
-Favorite sounds: my own voice
-Favorite smell: honeysuckle
-Favorite thing to do on a weekend: brewskis and live music
-Favorite soundtrack: well go with Superfly
-Where do you see yourself in 10 years: still trying to get epinionators to like me
-First thought in the morning: Whew!! Made it again!
-Do you get motion sickness: nope
-Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: exciting
-How many rings before you answer the phone: dont answer the phone
-Are you a good friend: occasionally when necessary
-Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Chocolate!!
-What do you drive: dont currently own a vehicle. In past, Geo Metro, Buick leSabre, Plymouth Horizon and Ford Maverick.
-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no
-Thunderstorms cool or scary: usually wet
-If you could meet one person in the World, who would it
be: Li Po
-What is your zodiac sign: Moon child (a horse in Chinese)
-What do you wear to bed: my birthday suit
-Do you eat stems of broccoli: sure why not? Isn't that where the psychedelic properties come from?
-Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back,
would you give it to her? Youre asking me if I would put a shirt on the back of a topless girl? What does she look like?
-If you could have any occupation when you get older, what
would it be: financially secure poet
-If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: undecided
-If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: no comment
-Favorite brand of gum: You dont want a dirty answer, do you?
-What is your favorite quote: "As long as theres enough alcohol, all the other problems will take care of themselves.
-Have you ever been in love: twice
-What's on your walls in your room: assorted stuff
-Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Where is the glass?
-Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Pretzels
-Favorite flavor Snapple: I go with Arizona green tea with ginseng
-Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Sprite
-Which kind of milk is your favorite: fresh milk
-If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? something cruel and sadistic
-Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: righty
-Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: usually
-When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice
their: the politically correct answer is their "eyes"
-What's under your bed: God only knows
-What's the best number in the World: dont know
-What is your dream car: one that runs
-Who is your biggest crush right now: Katie Holmes
-Nickname: I answer to most names
-School: of Hard Knocks
-Bacon Bits Or croutons:both
-Favorite Salad Dressing: freedom
-Do you Drink: not since yesterday
-What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: various
-Have you ever been skinny dipping: yes
-Do you make fun of people: always
-Have you ever been convicted of a crime: sheriff couldnt catch me but his little girl sure wish she could. (stolen line from a song)
-One pillow or two: three
-Pets: the groundhog family in the backyard
-Favorite Movies: too many to answer
-Favorite type of music: various with strong preference for jam oriented music
-Hobbies: beer, reading, music, travel, fun
-Word or Phrase you overuse: the
-Piercing or tattoos: nothing permanent
-Do you get along with your parents: sometimes
-Favorite beer: this is a trick question isnt it?
-Favorite song at the moment: none
-Most humiliating moment: I think Im having it right now
-Favorite Holiday: my birthday
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