A bit about me....

Dec 27 '03    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line A fun write off....thanks

Into the crock pot of a large scale write off

Well it we haven’t had a big, fat, Greek write-off in a while. Actually we may well have, but I have not been paying nearly as much attention as I once did here. Thanks very much to Saralovesadam for hosting this shin dig. Eeps continues to morph along, displaying what I can only consider a freakish, Frito Lay like resilience. Is it fair to say that Epinions is like the Chuck Steak of dot coms? It proves far tougher than you would guess looking at the package, and you have to season it mercilessly to make it palatable.

Okay, enough bad cooking imagery..on to the questions.

The Questions Themselves

Birth date: May 26, 1963

-Height: 6ַ"
-Eye color: Dark Brown

-Hair color: Dark Brown, and graying at the burns.

-What does your name mean: God-Like, like the angel Michael. Really, it’s more like Bruce in Pulp Fiction "we’re American’s honey, our names don’t mean shi….t"

-High school graduation year: 1981 - WF West High School….in Chehalis

-Summer memory: Horrible summers working hay in Mossyrock.

-Favorite TV shows: West Wing, Seinfeld, CSI, Homicide

-What's on your mousepad: Tulsa Community College

-In the car- ac or windows: AC when available….

-Do you believe in yourself: with uncompromising furtiveness

-Favorite game: Cribbage

-Favorite drink: Lemonade probably

-Favorite food: Eggs, Hash Browns, Burnt Sour Dough Toast and a nice Filet

-Favorite colors: Royal Blue

-Favorite cigarettes: Dunhill

-Favorite sounds: Nae’s quiet breathing, Parker’s moods

-Favorite smell: the scent of a woman….this does not mean soap.

-Favorite thing to do on a weekend: make love, have a fire, cook, play with the dogs, laugh, watch movies

-Favorite soundtrack: Finding Forester

-Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Riding in a boat somewhere….playing music.

-First thought in the morning: I don’t think Allen Jackson meant this five o’clock.

-Do you get motion sickness: never

-Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: exciting if they go upside down.

-How many rings before you answer the phone: I don’t answer it if I don’t have to

-Are you a good friend: truly

-Chocolate or Vanilla cake: fruit flavors

-What do you drive: 1994 bustedass Ford Ranger, his name is Bernie

-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Sometimes the Bullmastiffs join us

-Thunderstorms cool or scary: love them, miss the Oklahoma storms

-If you could meet one person in the World, who would it
be: Charlie Parker

-What is your zodiac sign: Gemini

-What do you wear to bed: nothing at all

-Do you eat stems of broccoli: I like the stems

-Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back,
would you give it to her? Only my Nae

-If you could have any occupation when you get older, what
would it be: record producer

-If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be:
wouldn’t

-If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: shamrock on my upper arm

-Favorite brand of gum: Beamons

-What is your favorite quote: "You never wrackin’ sons of biiittches, it’s like I’m playin’ cards with my brother’s kids or somethin"

-Have you ever been in love: yah

-What's on your walls in your room: a lot of white paint and the whimsical Donna Barton

-Is the glass half-empty or half-full: half full, always

-Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Nacho Cheese

-Favorite flavor Snapple: I like the Raspberry Tea Flavor

-Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Diet Mountain Dew

-Which kind of milk is your favorite: Raw milk from the Osborn Dairy…hehe

-If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? "lotta holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes."

-Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: lefty

-Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: oh yeah

-When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice
their: words

-What's under your bed: toys and oils

-What's the best number in the World: 26

-What is your dream car: Lincoln Continental, and old one

-Who is your biggest crush right now: my Nae

-Nickname: deas

-School: Southern Nazarene University

-Bacon Bits Or croutons: yuck

-Favorite Salad Dressing: Ranch

-Do you Drink: Gin and Tonic

-What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: Crew

-Have you ever been skinny dipping: often

-Do you make fun of people: If God doesn’t make stupid people, then where do they come from?

-Have you ever been convicted of a crime: no indeed

-One pillow or two: 2 flat ones and my arm

-Pets: The Bullmastiff’s Reba and Jakus Aurillious

-Favorite Movies: Right Stuff, Dances With Wolves, Tombstone, Princess Bride, From the Earth to the Moon, Shawshank Redemption, Usual Suspects, Brother Where Art Thou, Bird

-Favorite type of music: Jazz, Blues, Rock, Funk

-Hobbies: Writing, Rubbing Nae’s Feet, playing the horn

-Word or Phrase you overuse: "You’re Killing me here"

-Toothpaste: Aqua Fresh

-Piercing or tattoos: Both Ears….

-Do you get along with your parents: yes, love moms and pops

-Favorite beer: Guiness Stout

-Favorite song at the moment: Cigarettes and Coffee by Otis Redding, Easy Tonight - Five for Fighting

-Most humiliating moment: Pants tearing

-Favorite Holiday: St. Patrick’s Day, although Christmas is suddenly fun

Well that’s it for me. Be sure to tune in to the following link for the rest of our merry band.
Cheers y’all

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