The Ultimate Act Of Self-Indulgence.

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The Bottom Line .............

Upon hearing that there was another one of those survey write-offs going on, my first thought was "uh-uh, not entering this one, no way". Yet the more and more I looked at the various entries, the less and less I was able to resist. So I decided to jump in. However, I also thought that some of the questions should be changed. So if some of them look less familiar, well then...

Birth date: On the 8th of June in the same year that Elvis Costello released This Year's Model.

High school graduation year: 1997

Favorite relative: It's all relative

Favorite TV shows: The Sopranos, The Daily Show.

Favorite RV shows: I don't attend RV shows

What's on your mouse: A look of terror as it realizes that the cat will soon eat it.

Do you believe in love: Great song title.

Favorite colours: Living Colour

Favorite soundtrack: The Crow, Natural Born Killers and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

Do you get movie sickness: Only from Barbara Streisand movies.

Having your finger chopped off- deadly or exciting: Exciting if you are in a Quentin Tarantino movie.

How many rings before you propose marriage: Depends on the partner.

Do you sleep with a scary monster: If you are referring to Michael Jackson or Cher no.

The Haunted Mansion cool or scary: Scary if Eddie Murphy's performance is anything like that of his one in Pluto Nash.

If you could meet one person in the World, who would it
be: John Lennon

What is a billboard sign: Call today to order!

What do you wear to kill Zed: Assuming that one is referring to the Zed from Pulp fiction, one would guess ordinary clothes that could carry pipes and blowtorches.

Do you eat stems of broccoli: Do you think Osama Bin Laden is sexy? That should sum up my opinion of broccoli.

What is your favorite quote: Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach-HL Mencken

Have you ever been in love: Yes

Which do you prefer- Cool Raunch or Seriously Cheesy Porn Films: Not a watcher of that sort of thing.

Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Mountain Dew and A&W Root beer.

If you were to kill someone, which method would you use: Depending on who it is. In some cases, one shot to the head would be good. In other cases, I'd leave them in a room to be eaten by Hannibal Lecter.

Are you a right-wing zealot, left-wing commie, or independent: Independent, seeing as I am not a major fan of either party at this point.

What's under your head: Your neck.

What is your dream czar: I do not dream of any czars.

Do you Drink: Occasionally.

Have you ever been skippy dipping: As in dipping objects in peanut butter? Not quite.

Pets: 1 cat named Mandy (NOT named after that Manilow song) and 1 dog named Shadow.

Favorite Movies: Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Minority Report, Almost Famous, American Beauty, Ronin, Heat, Shrek, Princess Bride and numerous others.

Favorite type of music: Rock, soul, some country and rap.

Piercing or Polking: Seeing as we are discussing presidents, I would say Polk since he introduced the whole idea of Manifest Destiny.

Do you get along with your clones: Most of them, except for one I had to kill and bury in the backyard.

Favorite beer: Guinness

Favorite song at the moment: Fight Test by The Flaming Lips.

Most humiliating movement: The one that advocated legalizing the use of John Tesh music at proms.

Favorite Holiday: Christmas.

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