Epinions Bonus Money !!!!
Dec 29 '03
The Bottom Line Thanks Epinions from myself and Madeline.
Epinions gave me $20 dollars and I plan on spending it on a prostitute named Train-Face. Does this make me a bad person?
There is this young lady that has a nickname Train-Face and she comes over to my house from time to time. At this point we are truly just friends. I see her every night when I walk down to the 7-11 convenient store. We often chat about fast food, crime in the neighborhood and various other gossip / chitchat.
There are some lowlifes that walk around calling this young lady this very offensive nickname, but I always call her by her real name, which is Madeline. I asked one of the degenerate scum-bags why they call the nice lady Train-Face, after all she is a human being regardless of how she make her money. This big snot-faced junkie had the nerve to tell me that he calls her Train-Face because she looks like she was ran over by a train. He got extremely angry when I mentioned the nerve he has critiquing anyone’s looks; I mentioned that he looks like he hasn’t showered in a month and his teeth look like something out of the Boogieman.
Recently she has become a good friend of mine. She brings me bargains off the street, such as razors and lunchmeat. Just before Christmas she gave me a $15 package of razorblades for nothing. Before that she gave me three big bags of beef jerky for three dollars, that’s a ten-dollar value.
I was meaning to buy her a Christmas present but between my losing spree on the NFL gambling and Christmas presents for my grandson, I am literally broke. I could not stop by her corner and give her a gift. I was originally going to buy her a glove, hat, scarf set at K-Mart that was approximately $20 dollars.
Now that Epinions.com was nice enough to give me a Christmas bonus, I feel I should in-turn give my friend Madeline something nice.
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p.s
If I received 20-bucks from Epinions, I could only imagine how much they gave some of the good writers. I bet they gave misc_el a condominium in Tahiti.
Also, am I the only one that hates the changes made to the Epinions profile pages. I don’t appreciate being in a ranking system that can’t put me in the top 800.
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Member: Chuck Broginger
Location: Chicago
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