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Hey! (Reply to this comment)
by andymcf
Never believe you aren't in the top 800! It just isn't right. Computer error, I imagine.
All the best, Chuck!
Andrew
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Mar 14 '04
4:14 pm PST
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sorry I'm late to the party (Reply to this comment)
by fuche_bu
glad to read from you again. Hope you had a good holiday season,
george
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Jan 12 '04
1:02 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Stocky! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
"WHERE was katybrighteyes for this debacle?"
Ummm... Looks like it started right after I got back from my honeymoon, when I was too busy preparing for the upcoming holidays to hang around the Eps playground.
I just read it. Spent the better part of the afternoon over there, baby. I think the old lady with the bright eyes has been rendered speechless. I scared. I go run away and hide now.
I want my Mommy.
Katy
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Jan 11 '04
12:27 pm PST
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What Kind Of Woman Do You Think I Am!?! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Hey, Stalkee--Oops! I mean Stocky (Honest! I'm not going to stalk you. . .at least, not on days that don't end in "Y"). I see that we were equally paid, bonuswise. Haven't decided what I'm going to do with mine yet--don't need to, because my creditors have already decided!!!
Anyway, there's this old joke that goes something like this:
A man asks a woman he was out with on a first date, "Would you sleep with me for $1000?"
The woman asked him to show her the money.
He didn't show her the money but, instead, asked her the same question--only this time for $500.
She told him to hurry up and show her the money.
Instead, he asked her if she would sleep with him for $20--and, this time, the woman became very indignant!
"NO WAY!!! WHAT KIND OF WOMAN DO YOU THINK I AM ANYWAY!?!
"That's already been determined," he quipped. "I'm just negotiating the price!!!"
Anyway, I would love to receive a four-(or more)-figure bonus for writing here, but I was very happy to get the $20.
But I've even written for free here lots of times, so it's obvious what kind of woman I am:
I'm an Epinions addict!!!
Oh yes! I surely must be a very good at improv, too, since I'm able to give the impression of having a choke hold on something that actually isn't there!
Cheeri-o!!!
AJ :o)
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Jan 11 '04
4:42 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Stocky! (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Now, now, Ms. Brighteyes... Let's not go giving stalkholder any mis-impressions calculated to AJ-out his behavior. I currently have much more attention than I desire-- but thanks for the helpful thought.
--29th_Tibetan_Monk
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Jan 10 '04
8:03 pm PST
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Re: Re: Stocky! (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
I think AJ might have something to say about that. Unfortunately, I have absolutely no control over what A.J. says, as a read of any of my comment sections will demonstrate. She's gone after evryone else who has challenged her stalker supremacy, so you'll have to eat yer Wheaties if you plan on making a run at her current death-grip on my sanity. I recommend the "posse method" as recently, skillfully demo'd by badkitty, kokladj and Misc_el in my L'Oreal Kids Shampoo comment section.
WHERE was katybrighteyes for this debacle? I guess you'll just have to ask her....
Don't forget Robert Burns day is coming up. Haggis for everyone...
--29th
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Jan 10 '04
7:48 pm PST
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Strange... (Reply to this comment)
by Penguinlady
...how people automatically assume that prostitutes want money for drugs. Some do, but not all.
So did you find the warm stuff on sale at K-Mart? Did she appreciate it? Where's the rest of the story?
Margaret
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Jan 10 '04
9:33 am PST
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by Thorbjore
Thanks for another great big smile! You're the best. :) I think they should have given you at least forty dollars, but that's just my opinion . I'm not on very much but I always have to visit your page no matter what. :) Love ya!
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Jan 09 '04
7:24 am PST
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P.S. Chuck-e.... (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
I've missed you, too, Sugar Daddy.
Hugs, kisses, etc.,
Katy
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Jan 08 '04
3:37 am PST
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Re: Re: Stocky! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
"You will hear plenty, I am currently stalking you.."
Well, somebody'd better! Poor Jimbo's been prostituting himself all over the site lately, leaving lewd and lecherous comments on all the young & hot ladies' reviews. I think the feller needs some attention.
Get him, Stocky! Stalk! Stalk! Stalk!
Katy
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Jan 08 '04
3:35 am PST
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Re: Stocky! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
You will hear plenty, I am currently stalking you..
- stock
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Jan 07 '04
3:00 pm PST
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Stocky! (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
You've come back! I thought you had taken off, lock, stock and holder-- gone for good! I'm pleased to see this world still has a stockholder writing in it.
Hmmmmmmmm.... How do we know this is the REAL stockholder and not just some Wall St.-wannabe?
I know...
...Say something stockholder-ish.
Well? G'wan... Give us some chuck-speak.
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Jan 07 '04
3:33 am PST
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Re: Re: :( (Reply to this comment)
by misc_el
Sorry 'bout the monitor....but this just goes to show I'll do anything for a laugh...or 20 bucks, which ever comes first.
XOXO
El-
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Jan 06 '04
11:15 am PST
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Re: :( (Reply to this comment)
by toospoiled
Alright, thanks you two...between Stock's 20 dollar a holler piece here and your comments
Elaine, I managed to spit my diet coke all over the monitor!
Isn't nice to know the hand jobs are paying off here as well as the streets where Deb and Stockholder live? Damn, I am in the wrong biz!
Well I got my bonus too, just need to find a lady of the evening to spend it on.
Thanks for the laugh guys, I needed it this morning!
Hugs and Kisses,
Karen
xoxox
ps When you inviting me and Stockybaby to your new condo, Elaine?
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Jan 06 '04
5:29 am PST
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Bwaaaa haaa (Reply to this comment)
by simmsgirl
Oh my god!!! you just kill me.. happy new year stocky
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Jan 03 '04
9:53 am PST
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I say... (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
...you get a couple bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 for dessert.
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Jan 02 '04
1:20 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
..
Oh hell, sorry.
I thought it referred to Ed Kock. You know, that former NYC mayor.
I thought you and him had sometin' going on.
Sorry for the misunderstanding . . ..
...tom...
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Jan 02 '04
12:50 pm PST
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Where Have You Been, Man? (Reply to this comment)
by ruby950
You have been missed..at least by me! Good for you for defending your friend. I did something kind of similar....I have my own street friend named Cynthia. She got $20 at Christmas from me too.
Bel well and happy in 2004!
My best,
Deborah~
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Jan 02 '04
11:54 am PST
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:( (Reply to this comment)
by misc_el
No condo in Tahiti, but the extra cash was nice, 'bout freekin' time after all the hand jobs I've given around this joint.
Love ya Stocky, Been missin' ya!
XOXO
El-
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Jan 01 '04
6:51 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: You're not in the top 800... (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Can I borrow $25
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Jan 01 '04
1:06 pm PST
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by jilpie
You're hysterical ;)
I'm hating this new rating system too! It doesn't even SHOW UP on my profile, I guess that's how much of a loser I am :/
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Dec 31 '03
10:11 am PST
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Re: Re: You're not in the top 800... (Reply to this comment)
by Arthur.Rubin
I got the $50 Top Reviewer/Advisor bonus. I think you can still find the bonus schedule from the member center -- yes, it is.
$100 for anyone who has been a Category Lead during 2003.
$50 for anyone who has been a Top Reviewer or Advisor during 2003.
$20 for anyone who has written reviews both before and after the DealTime merger, and has at least 10 reviews which are at least helpful.
$10 for anyone who has rated 200 reviews both before and after the DealTime merger, or who joined after the merger and has at least 10 reviews which are at least helpful.
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Dec 31 '03
6:54 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by aashok
it is cockholder
not
kockholder
I stand corrected :)
Now here is some friendly advice. You can slap the chicken or choke the monkey. But stay away from crack-hos.
Happy holidays...
Ash
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Dec 30 '03
7:16 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
it is cockholder
not
kockholder
if anyone should know that it would be you and asshook.
-stock
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Dec 30 '03
3:38 pm PST
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Re: wear a condom! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
becky,
Just because you got a STD from MFUNK does not mean they circulate that easily.
She is just a friend.
-stock
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Dec 30 '03
3:34 pm PST
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Re: You're not in the top 800... (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Arthur,
Now you have me worried that they deleted 10 of my reviews.
How much was your bonus? Maybe they went by personality and gave you zero.
-stock
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Dec 30 '03
3:32 pm PST
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Re: Re: wear a condom! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
badkittyM,
she is just a friend
stock
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Dec 30 '03
3:30 pm PST
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Re: hmm... (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
asscook,
you will feel my wrath.
stock
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Dec 30 '03
3:29 pm PST
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You're not in the top 800... (Reply to this comment)
by Arthur.Rubin
and they still gave you $20? Hmmm...
(BTW, didn't you have 60 reviews last year? You seem to be down to 50.)
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Dec 30 '03
8:41 am PST
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wear a condom! (Reply to this comment)
by beckytcy
Why don't you spend your $20 on a porno flick? At least that won't give you an STD.
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Dec 30 '03
7:05 am PST
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