Getting to Know Bruguru: The Getting-to-Know-You Writeoff Dec 30 '03    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Books Mark Billingham - Death Message From $20 Mark Miller - Experiential Storytelling: From $6 The Bottom Line What fun this is! Before I begin, Kudos to Sarah for coming up with this ingenius write-off. -Birth date: March 14, 1964 -Height: 5'9” -Eye color: Green -Hair color: Hair? I don’t need no steen-king hair. -What does your name mean: Last name is Lithuanian for “Pioneer”. -High school graduation year: 1982 (ooooh that was a long time ago, wasn’t it?) -Favorite relatives: My brother doug, my mom, my dearly departed gramma whom I miss very much. -Summer memory: Oldenberg’s Beer Camp! Even I had never tapped a keg at 8 AM before. -Favorite TV shows: Star Trek, Smallville, The Flash, Battlestar Galactica, etc. -What's on your mousepad: The Three Stooges -In the car- ac or windows: Windows -Do you believe in yourself: I think, therefore I am. -Favorite game: Panzer General III -Favorite drink: Do you even need to ask? -Favorite food: German and Chinese. And that’s about as detailed as I can get. -Favorite colors: Red -Favorite cigarettes: Don’t smoke. You can’t taste your beer when you smoke. -Favorite sounds: Biplane motors, Barbara’s voice, the “pop” when I open a bottle of Chimay ale. -Favorite smell: Hops! -Favorite thing to do on a weekend: Read, watch a movie, spend time with my kids and beloved Barbara, cap it off with a good beer or two. -Favorite soundtrack: Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones. -Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Ten years older. -First thought in the morning: Good morning God! -Do you get motion sickness: Never have. -Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: Never rode one. -How many rings before you answer the phone: Never really counted. -Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Chocolate. It’s better in beer, too. -What do you drive: A Neon and a Cutlass -Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No. -Thunderstorms cool or scary: usually cool. When they spawn tornadoes, scary. -If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: Ludwig Van Beethoven -What is your zodiac sign: Pisces. -What do you wear to bed: Boxers and a beer T-Shirt. -Do you eat stems of broccoli: Yep. Loads of fiber. -Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, would you give it to her? Only my beloved Barbara. -Girls- Would you ever ask a guy for his shirt? N/A -If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be: Liquor store owner. I’d carry every available beer and test them for bad batches. -If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: See above hair related question. -If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: No thanks. -Favorite brand of gum: Juicy fruit. -What is your favorite quote: Beer. It’s not just for breakfast anymore. -Have you ever been in love: Sure am. -What's on your walls in your room: Darth Vader, a Predator, models, mirrors. -Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Is this a glass of beer we’re talking about? Mine is rarely full. -Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Nacho. -Favorite flavor Snapple: Kriek. -Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Coke. -Which kind of milk is your favorite: Rarely drink it. -If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? Drown them in Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout. What a way to go. -Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: righty -Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: No. I never learned to type. I use one finger on each hand. -When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: Smile. -What's under your bed: Comic books. Lots and lots of comic books. -What's the best number in the World: 14 -What is your dream car: Saturn LS -Who is your biggest crush right now: Barbara. And she always will be. -Nickname: Jonathon -School: West Warwick High School. -Bacon Bits Or croutons: Croutons. -Favorite Salad Dressing: Blue Cheese. -Do you Drink: In moderation, of course. -What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: Let’s just say I save a lot of money on shampoo. -Have you ever been skinny dipping: No. -Do you make fun of people: Sometimes. When they deserve it. -Have you ever been convicted of a crime: No. -One pillow or two: As many as possible. -Pets: None at the moment. -Favorite Movies: Star Wars (all of ‘em), Predator 2, Independence Day, Aliens, etc. -Favorite type of music: Classical -Hobbies: Reading, beer hunting, Epinions. -Word or Phrase you overuse: Humbug! -Toothpaste: Whatever is on sale -Piercing or tattoos: No -Do you get along with your parents: Yes -Favorite beer: Almost all of them. -Favorite song at the moment: Can’t think of one. Honestly. -Most humiliating moment: Can’t think of one actually. -Favorite Holiday: Christmas. 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