The straight story, Playing 90 questions on Epinions!

Dec 31 '03    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line This is my first venture outside the realm of product reviews on Epinions. But what the heck, it's almost New Years.

Rules

1) Have fun!!
2) Hmm..this isn't exactly "formal", so there aren't really any rules. Oh well..here are the questions..
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Questions

-Birth date: 4-Mar-52

-Height: 6'2"

-Eye color: Brown

-Hair color: Grayish Brown

-What does your name mean: A Scottish Person (I am Irish, actually)

-High school graduation year: 1970

-Favorite relatives: My Wife, Deb, and my two daughters, Emily and Elizabeth

-Summer memory: Tooele Utah -- 1962 Marilyn Monroe was found dead in some bungalow and I helped put out a field of wheat set afire by lightning.

-Favorite TV shows: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy -- the funniest show on TV

-What's on your mousepad: I mostly use a laptop when I post here -- it's got a trackpad


-In the car- ac or windows: AC -- I live in the Mojave Desert

-Do you believe In yourself: More than I should, I reckon

-Favorite game: If you would call golf a game then that's my favorite. Blackjack and 3 card poker are fun on occasion. Board games make me sleepy.



-Favorite drink: A cold Sapphire Martini before a steak, neat, with extra olives, bitterly strong coffee in the AM, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale served ice cold, milk, and when I am really thirsty, water out of the door of my refrigerator.


-Favorite food: New Mexico Red Chile, Oysters, Lobster, and good pizza

-Favorite colors: Blue

-Favorite cigarettes The cheapest ones I can buy. Currently Leggits

-Favorite sounds: Really big explosions and puppy noises.

-Favorite smell: Sourdough bread in the oven.

-Favorite thing to Do on a weekend: Golf

-Favorite soundtrack: "O Brother where art thou?"

-Where do you see yourself in 10 years: A busy grandpa teaching my grandkids how to golf and play the mandolin and fiddle.


-First thought In the morning: It depends on what I did the night before, but generally the first thing I do is fix in my mind what day it is.



-Do you get motion sickness: No, but I usually do the driving


-Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: Certainly not deadly, but not all that exciting to me, either. Just not my idea of a good time.


-How many rings before you answer the phone: As soon as the caller-id kicks in and lets me know who's on the other end. Only family and friends get my cell number so I always pick that up as soon as I can manage to fish it out of my pocket.




-Are you a good friend: I do not think you could have a better friend than me. I am fiercely loyal.

-Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Chocolate

-What Do you drive: I have a Dakota Pickup


-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Yes, the same one for 32 years. I am married to her!

-Thunderstorms cool or scary: Thunderstorms are God's gift! The louder the better.

-If you could meet one person In the World, who would it be: Jesus Christ. I would ask him how come an object that weighs 500 pounds falls at the same speed as an object that weighs 10. His answer would weigh greatly on my religious outlook.

-What is your zodiac sign: I fall to pisces

-What Do you wear to bed: Tighty whities the whole year 'round.


-Do you eat stems of broccoli: They're the best part

-Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, Yes, and it would probably infuriate my wife!


-Girls- would you ever ask a guy for his shirt? N/A

-If you could have any occupation when you get older, What
would it be: I would like to be the fat king of France!

-If you could dye your Hair one color, What would it be: I let my daughter dye mine one time. My hair looked like Jude Law's in "A.I."


-If you could have a tattoo, What and Where would it be: I despise tattoos. If I get sick of a painting, I just take it off the wall. I see no need to have to consult a dermatologist everytime my tastes in art change. One thing is for sure, I would not want my 18yr-old self making artistic decisions for my 52yr-old brain. Tastes change, why commit yourself to any piece of art for a lifetime?


-Favorite brand of gum: Original Beemans and Blackjack

-What is your Favorite quote "It's easy to pretend you don't care when you don't." - My sardonic wife said that and it is still my favorite quote.

Runner up would be "Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me …" one of many gems from Mark Twain




-have you ever been In love: Yes.

-What's on your walls in your room: An ancient print of Millet's "The Gleaners", an old poster for the silent movie, "Metropolis", A Grant Wood landscape print, an original poster for Gelle Frere's Dentifrice by Jean Carlu. There's a bunch more, but those are my favorites.


-is the glass half-empty or half-full: Half-full, definitely!

-Which Do you prefer- cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: I have to be really hungry to eat either of those, I am afraid.

-Favorite flavor Snapple I would just as soon pour some sugar in water and drink it, really.

-Which one, Coke or Pepsi Pepsi, but I really can't tell the difference too much.

-Which kind of milk is your Favorite Whole milk and buttermilk (yeah, I love buttermilk, especially with fresh pepper on top.)

-If you were to kill someone, Which method would you use?

Who says I haven't!! Just kidding, I doubt I will ever kill anyone, but if I had to, I suppose I would shoot them.

-Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: Right. I am extremely right-handed.

-Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: Yes. I learned in High School, one of the few useful skills I picked up in four long years.

-when you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice: Face and breasts immediately.

-What's under your bed: Slippers.

-What's the best number in the World: Avogadro's Number - 6.023X10-23 I once wrote a poem about it for my oldest daughter. If I can get her to dig it up for me, I will print it in an update.

-What is your dream car: They're all old ones, I am afraid. A Porsche 904, Jaguar XK-150, Mercedes 300SL Roadster

-who is your biggest crush right now: Nigella Lawson on the Style Network. She is way hot!

-Nickname "Boch" after Bruce Bochy, coach of the San Diego Padres

-school: None now.

-Bacon Bits or croutons Bacon, either the real thing or Bacos, which I really like on salads.

-Favorite Salad Dressing: Roquefort. I have to make my own.

-Do you drink: Yes, and I suggest moderation or abstinence as suitable alternatives.

-What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: I hate conditioner. I like shampoo that doesn't smell funky and is cheap. VO5 is 99cents a bottle and rocks in both regards.

-have you ever been skinny dipping: Yes, and the beach cleared out quick!

-Do you make fun of people: Only gently with my friends and loved ones. I am merciless with frauds and charlatans.
-have you ever been convicted of a crime: Speeding is about the only thing.

-one pillow or two: Two. Big, fat ones.

-Pets: 2 dogs. Nemo, who is 12, and Babushka, who will be a year old next month.

-Favorite Movies: "2001"; "O Brother Where Art Thou?"; "Rushmore"; "Tampopo"

-Favorite type of music: Bluegrass, Motown, some old Rock and Roll

-Hobbies: Golf, and I play a bunch of instruments.

-Word or Phrase you overuse: The pronoun "I".

-Toothpaste: Enamelon, it's out of production, but I bought enough cases of it to last another few years.

-Piercing or tattoos: No, but thanks. The only guys I pay for poking holes in me had to go to med school first.

-Do you get along with your parents: The question should be, do they get along with me. Actually, my Father is dead now, but he was great when I saw him. My Mother and I get along fine, but we'd better because she lives with me and I can always toss her out on her can if she bugs me.

-Favorite beer: Samuel Smith's Imperial Stout is a remarkable beer, probably the best of its type, but there are too many great beers to just have one favorite. Pilsner Urquell, Steinlager, Rolling Rock, Sierra Nevada, Guinness, all make great beers. It sort of depends on the weather which one I will choose, but they are all great in their own way.

-Favorite song at the moment: "Down From Iona" by the Waybacks (Album "Burger After Church")

-Most humiliating moment: 6th Grade -- I locked up in the middle of a spelling bee on the main stage and could not spell the word "within".

-Favorite Holiday: Christmas is my favorite, too, Sarah! Hope you had a nice one!

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