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More Gratuitous Babble, Getting to know you W/OJan 02 '04 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Sorry to put all of you through that, but don’t blame me, I didn’t come up with this write off.
Ok, am I the only one who resents SarahLovesAdam for being her so short a time, writing so few reviews, and already having 90 people trusting her? Ok, so I’m probably just jealous, but how can so many people trust someone before they’ve even written that many reviews? Anyway, I’m going to fill this stupid thing out for the very same reason that this W/O has been so successful, people love talking about themselves. So here it goes, more tacky self-indulgence for everyone to read and forget about. Enjoy Birth date: August 23, 1979 Height: 5’ 10 Eye color: Kinda green, in the right light Hair color: Dark brown What does your name mean: I’m not sure, and I’m not going to waste my time looking it up. High school graduation year: 1997 Favorite relatives: My wife, and the guy who divorced one of my cousins. My blood relatives can all kiss off. Summer memory: I grew up in Oregon, we didn’t really have Summer, just rain that was less cold. Favorite TV shows: The Simpsons, South Park, Six Feet Under What's on your mousepad: I threw it away and bought an optical mouse. In the car- ac or windows: I live in Florida, so AC, unless I want to feel like I’m in the pits of hell. Do you believe in yourself: No, nothing as terrible as me could possibly exist. Favorite game: I don’t have time for games, I’m too busy filling out surveys. Favorite drink: A&W Cream Soda, it’s pure vanilla goodness Favorite food: BBQ chicken Favorite colors: Black, and off black. And fuchsia Favorite cigarettes: The candy ones, and the magic ones. Favorite sounds: The sound of children laughing… no wait I hate that sound. Favorite smell: Mainstay Sunsation candles from Wal-mart. Favorite thing to do on a weekend: Sleep Favorite soundtrack: That’s way too personal Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Supreme lord and commander of the universe. Or maybe just a published writer, we’ll have to wait and see. First thought in the morning: It’s getting late, I should go to bed soon. Do you get motion sickness: No Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: Exciting, only deadly when people die on them. How many rings before you answer the phone: Rings? I never turn the ringer on, no one calls me except bill collectors, and they aren’t much fun to talk with. Are you a good friend: No, of course not, I’m a terrible person. Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Chocolate What do you drive: 03 Hyundia Accent, the car for people with awful credit. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No, that’s just sick. Thunderstorms cool or scary: Cool, but my dog doesn’t agree. If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: I don’t like people that much. What is your zodiac sign: Virgo, but I’m right on the line with Leo, so I pick whichever horoscope I like better. What do you wear to bed: Boxers Do you eat stems of broccoli: No, nor any other part of broccoli Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, would you give it to her: Only if it was my wife. If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be: A Hit Man If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: I wouldn’t If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: Are you saying I can’t have a tattoo? Favorite brand of gum: Orbitz What is your favorite quote: “There is no Dana, there is only Zoul” Have you ever been in love: yes What's on your walls in your room: Paint Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Depends on what’s in it Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Which one has the crack in it? Favorite flavor Snapple: I don’t drink Snapple. Which one, Coke or Pepsi: If I had to choose, Coke, but I don’t like either. Which kind of milk is your favorite: Expired If you were to kill someone, which method would you use: I would go to a bar late at night and pick out the most obnoxious person I could find. I would wait for them to leave the bar, at which point I would use chloroform to knock them out. From there I would take them home where I would tie them to a chair and make them watch Devine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood until they couldn’t take it anymore and decided to quit breathing, or starved to death, whichever happened first. Then I would cut the body up into tiny pieces. The meat I would feed to the ducks, and the bones I would slowly dispose of in various trashcans all over town. Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: Like I’m going to tell you. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: Yes When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: Assets What's under your bed: A dead body, carpet, stone, two other apartments. What's the best number in the World: 32, although 6347.956 is a close second. But don’t forget 5318008. What is your dream car: The Flying Delorian from Back to the Future. Who is your biggest crush right now: My wife Nickname: Shut up Ed. In high school it was Satan. School: School of hard knocks Bacon Bits Or croutons: Both, and sugar cubes too Favorite Salad Dressing: Italian Do you Drink: No, I absorb liquid through my highly evolved skin What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: For shampoo I use Wal-mart brand laundry detergent, and for conditioner I used to use Crisco, but that was a waste of money, so now I don’t use anything. Have you ever been skinny-dipping: nope Do you make fun of people: what do you think? Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Convicted, no One pillow or two: 3 or 4 Pets: 1 dog, 1 cat, several 100 sugar ants. The dog and cat were strays, but the ants are purebred. Favorite Movies: Ghostbusters, all of the Lord of the Rings movies, Scarface, Debbie Does Dallas. Favorite type of music: Death Metal, although I’m fond of show tunes Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching movies, video games on occasion, filling out surveys. Word or Phrase you overuse: Obscenities are not allowed on Epinions Toothpaste: Sulfuric acid, now with whitening Piercing or tattoos: Psyche Do you get along with your parents: No, they annoy the hell out of me. Favorite beer: I hate beer Favorite song at the moment: The hokey pokey Most humiliating moment: This one time, I filled out this survey that asked me all of these questions, and then I posted it on Epinions, and everyone read it and thought that I was a real jerk. Favorite Holiday: International Cannibalism Day  |
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