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"PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF"Jan 02 '04 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line I feel like such a celebrity...NOT.
I've been a member of Epinions close to 4 years and I finally broke down and decided to be apart of a Write-off. It seemed like good fun...and I was bored. A big THANK YOU goes out to sarahlovesadam, for the idea of this write-off...CHEERS!!!! Questions: -Birth date: March 25th, 1964 -Height: 5'4" -Eye color: Hazel -Hair color: Naturally dirty blonde, but due to a Halloween mishap, it is now jet-black. -What does your name mean: The cattle are dying…I think? -High school graduation year: 1982 -Favorite relatives: My Son…Little Phibes -Summer memory: Visiting family back in New York. -Favorite TV shows: Fear Factor…hold those cow eyes down. -What's on your mouse pad: SpongeBob Squarepants -In the car- ac or windows: AC -Do you believe in yourself: I am, therefore I believe…but not necessarily in all the hype. -Favorite game: Beach blanket bingo. -Favorite drink: Type A- with a splash of lime. -Favorite food: Asian -Favorite colors: Red and Black. -Favorite cigarettes: Marlboro -Favorite sounds: Screaming guitars -Favorite smell: Female. -Favorite thing to do on a weekend: Tie up loose ends. -Favorite soundtrack: “Rocky Horror Picture Show”, “Judgment Night”. -Where do you see yourself in 10 years: On America’s Most Wanted. -First thought in the morning: Hey! I’m not dead. -Do you get motion sickness: Not at all……gag. -Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: Excitingly deadly. -How many rings before you answer the phone: I never answer the phone…I have a strong dislike for them. -Are you a good friend: Who said I’m not. -Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Fudge brownies is more like it. -What do you drive: My parents crazy. -Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: None that I’d admit to. -Thunderstorms cool or scary: Cool…very cool. -If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: Ozzy Osbourne…of course -What is your zodiac sign: Aries -What do you wear to bed: Black pajamas with florescent skulls. -Do you eat stems of broccoli: Maybe. -Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, would you give it to her? Only if she took hers off first. -Girls- Would you ever ask a guy for his shirt? -If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be: A rock journalist or a professional special effects artist. -If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: Killer clown orange…or brown. -If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: I have three, but the one I would like would be Pepe LePeu on my a$$, holding his nose. -Favorite brand of gum: Bazooka -What is your favorite quote: “He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man”(Hunter S. Thompson) -Have you ever been in love: Yes. -What's on your walls in your room: White paint -Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Who cares. -Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Neither...not much into junk food. -Favorite flavor Snapple: None. -Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Hawaiian Punch -Which kind of milk is your favorite: Chocolate -If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? I refuse to answer on the grounds it may incriminate me. -Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: righty -Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: Yes…if I didn’t, it wluod loko leik tish. -When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: Eyes and Hair. -What's under your bed: A corpse. -What's the best number in the World: 69 of course. -What is your dream car: Dragula -Who is your biggest crush right now: Shhh….it’s a secret. -Nickname: Too many to list…one of them ends with hole. -School: Been there, done that. -Bacon Bits Or croutons: Neither one. -Favorite Salad Dressing: Thousand-Island -Do you Drink: As often as possible. -What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: The cheapest brand. -Have you ever been skinny-dipping: No -Do you make fun of people: I don’t make fun of people, I just elaborate on the obvious. -Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Not yet. -One pillow or two: Three -Pets: None at this time. I would love to own a black Greyhound though. -Favorite Movies: “The Exorcist”, “Evil Dead”, “Rocky Horror Picture Show”, “Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels” -Favorite type of music: Read my reviews. -Hobbies: Taxidermy, conjuring up the dead, writing and playing my bass guitar. -Word or Phrase you overuse: “F*CK” -Toothpaste: Aquafresh Whitening -Piercing or tattoos: Yes -Do you get along with your parents: Yeah…sure. -Favorite beer: Lowenbrau and Heineken -Favorite song at the moment: I don’t have specific favorite songs…I have been listening to a lot of Turbonegro, King Diamond, The Damned and Godfathers lately. -Most humiliating moment: Filling out this questionnaire. -Favorite Holiday: HALLOWEEN!!!!! There you go...Phibes in a nutshell. CHEERS YOU LOT!!!!  |
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