"PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF"


Jan 2, 2004


The Bottom Line I feel like such a celebrity...NOT.

I've been a member of Epinions close to 4 years and I finally broke down and decided to be apart of a Write-off. It seemed like good fun...and I was bored.

A big THANK YOU goes out to sarahlovesadam, for the idea of this write-off...CHEERS!!!!

Questions:

-Birth date: March 25th, 1964

-Height: 5'4"

-Eye color: Hazel

-Hair color: Naturally dirty blonde, but due to a Halloween mishap, it is now jet-black.

-What does your name mean: The cattle are dying…I think?

-High school graduation year: 1982

-Favorite relatives: My Son…Little Phibes

-Summer memory: Visiting family back in New York.

-Favorite TV shows: Fear Factor…hold those cow eyes down.

-What's on your mouse pad: SpongeBob Squarepants

-In the car- ac or windows: AC

-Do you believe in yourself: I am, therefore I believe…but not necessarily in all the hype.

-Favorite game: Beach blanket bingo.

-Favorite drink: Type A- with a splash of lime.

-Favorite food: Asian

-Favorite colors: Red and Black.

-Favorite cigarettes: Marlboro

-Favorite sounds: Screaming guitars

-Favorite smell: Female.

-Favorite thing to do on a weekend: Tie up loose ends.

-Favorite soundtrack: “Rocky Horror Picture Show”, “Judgment Night”.

-Where do you see yourself in 10 years: On America’s Most Wanted.

-First thought in the morning: Hey! I’m not dead.

-Do you get motion sickness: Not at all……gag.

-Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: Excitingly deadly.

-How many rings before you answer the phone: I never answer the phone…I have a strong dislike for them.

-Are you a good friend: Who said I’m not.

-Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Fudge brownies is more like it.

-What do you drive: My parents crazy.

-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: None that I’d admit to.

-Thunderstorms cool or scary: Cool…very cool.

-If you could meet one person in the World, who would it
be: Ozzy Osbourne…of course

-What is your zodiac sign: Aries

-What do you wear to bed: Black pajamas with florescent skulls.

-Do you eat stems of broccoli: Maybe.

-Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back,
would you give it to her? Only if she took hers off first.

-Girls- Would you ever ask a guy for his shirt?

-If you could have any occupation when you get older, what
would it be: A rock journalist or a professional special effects artist.

-If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: Killer clown orange…or brown.

-If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: I have three, but the one I would like would be Pepe LePeu on my a$$, holding his nose.

-Favorite brand of gum: Bazooka

-What is your favorite quote: “He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man”(Hunter S. Thompson)

-Have you ever been in love: Yes.

-What's on your walls in your room: White paint

-Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Who cares.

-Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Neither...not much into junk food.

-Favorite flavor Snapple: None.

-Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Hawaiian Punch

-Which kind of milk is your favorite: Chocolate

-If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? I refuse to answer on the grounds it may incriminate me.

-Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: righty

-Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: Yes…if I didn’t, it wluod loko leik tish.

-When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice
their: Eyes and Hair.

-What's under your bed: A corpse.

-What's the best number in the World: 69 of course.

-What is your dream car: Dragula

-Who is your biggest crush right now: Shhh….it’s a secret.

-Nickname: Too many to list…one of them ends with hole.

-School: Been there, done that.

-Bacon Bits Or croutons: Neither one.

-Favorite Salad Dressing: Thousand-Island

-Do you Drink: As often as possible.

-What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: The cheapest brand.

-Have you ever been skinny-dipping: No

-Do you make fun of people: I don’t make fun of people, I just elaborate on the obvious.

-Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Not yet.

-One pillow or two: Three

-Pets: None at this time. I would love to own a black Greyhound though.

-Favorite Movies: “The Exorcist”, “Evil Dead”, “Rocky Horror Picture Show”, “Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels”

-Favorite type of music: Read my reviews.

-Hobbies: Taxidermy, conjuring up the dead, writing and playing my bass guitar.

-Word or Phrase you overuse: “F*CK”

-Toothpaste: Aquafresh Whitening

-Piercing or tattoos: Yes

-Do you get along with your parents: Yeah…sure.

-Favorite beer: Lowenbrau and Heineken

-Favorite song at the moment: I don’t have specific favorite songs…I have been listening to a lot of Turbonegro, King Diamond, The Damned and Godfathers lately.

-Most humiliating moment: Filling out this questionnaire.

-Favorite Holiday: HALLOWEEN!!!!!


There you go...Phibes in a nutshell.

CHEERS YOU LOT!!!!


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