"PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF"
Jan 2, 2004
Popular Products in BooksThe Bottom Line I feel like such a celebrity...NOT.
I've been a member of Epinions close to 4 years and I finally broke down and decided to be apart of a Write-off. It seemed like good fun...and I was bored.
A big THANK YOU goes out to sarahlovesadam, for the idea of this write-off...CHEERS!!!!
-Birth date: March 25th, 1964
-Eye color: Hazel
-Hair color: Naturally dirty blonde, but due to a Halloween mishap, it is now jet-black.
-What does your name mean: The cattle are dying I think?
-High school graduation year: 1982
-Favorite relatives: My Son Little Phibes
-Summer memory: Visiting family back in New York.
-Favorite TV shows: Fear Factor hold those cow eyes down.
-What's on your mouse pad: SpongeBob Squarepants
-In the car- ac or windows: AC
-Do you believe in yourself: I am, therefore I believe but not necessarily in all the hype.
-Favorite game: Beach blanket bingo.
-Favorite drink: Type A- with a splash of lime.
-Favorite food: Asian
-Favorite colors: Red and Black.
-Favorite cigarettes: Marlboro
-Favorite sounds: Screaming guitars
-Favorite smell: Female.
-Favorite thing to do on a weekend: Tie up loose ends.
-Favorite soundtrack: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Judgment Night.
-Where do you see yourself in 10 years: On Americas Most Wanted.
-First thought in the morning: Hey! Im not dead.
-Do you get motion sickness: Not at all gag.
-Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: Excitingly deadly.
-How many rings before you answer the phone: I never answer the phone I have a strong dislike for them.
-Are you a good friend: Who said Im not.
-Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Fudge brownies is more like it.
-What do you drive: My parents crazy.
-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: None that Id admit to.
-Thunderstorms cool or scary: Cool very cool.
-If you could meet one person in the World, who would it
be: Ozzy Osbourne of course
-What is your zodiac sign: Aries
-What do you wear to bed: Black pajamas with florescent skulls.
-Do you eat stems of broccoli: Maybe.
-Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back,
would you give it to her? Only if she took hers off first.
-Girls- Would you ever ask a guy for his shirt?
-If you could have any occupation when you get older, what
would it be: A rock journalist or a professional special effects artist.
-If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: Killer clown orange or brown.
-If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: I have three, but the one I would like would be Pepe LePeu on my a$$, holding his nose.
-Favorite brand of gum: Bazooka
-What is your favorite quote: He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man(Hunter S. Thompson)
-Have you ever been in love: Yes.
-What's on your walls in your room: White paint
-Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Who cares.
-Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Neither...not much into junk food.
-Favorite flavor Snapple: None.
-Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Hawaiian Punch
-Which kind of milk is your favorite: Chocolate
-If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? I refuse to answer on the grounds it may incriminate me.
-Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: righty
-Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: Yes if I didnt, it wluod loko leik tish.
-When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice
their: Eyes and Hair.
-What's under your bed: A corpse.
-What's the best number in the World: 69 of course.
-What is your dream car: Dragula
-Who is your biggest crush right now: Shhh .its a secret.
-Nickname: Too many to list one of them ends with hole.
-School: Been there, done that.
-Bacon Bits Or croutons: Neither one.
-Favorite Salad Dressing: Thousand-Island
-Do you Drink: As often as possible.
-What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: The cheapest brand.
-Have you ever been skinny-dipping: No
-Do you make fun of people: I dont make fun of people, I just elaborate on the obvious.
-Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Not yet.
-One pillow or two: Three
-Pets: None at this time. I would love to own a black Greyhound though.
-Favorite Movies: The Exorcist, Evil Dead, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
-Favorite type of music: Read my reviews.
-Hobbies: Taxidermy, conjuring up the dead, writing and playing my bass guitar.
-Word or Phrase you overuse: F*CK
-Toothpaste: Aquafresh Whitening
-Piercing or tattoos: Yes
-Do you get along with your parents: Yeah sure.
-Favorite beer: Lowenbrau and Heineken
-Favorite song at the moment: I dont have specific favorite songs I have been listening to a lot of Turbonegro, King Diamond, The Damned and Godfathers lately.
-Most humiliating moment: Filling out this questionnaire.
-Favorite Holiday: HALLOWEEN!!!!!
There you go...Phibes in a nutshell.
CHEERS YOU LOT!!!!