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I Was A Washed Up Country. Then I Got To Know You. Now I'm Called.....France!!!!Jan 11 '04 Write an essay on this topic.
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I'm a sucker for a personal invitation, especially when I'm invited to things that are uber-simple. Keep that in mind. This is another write-off with the aim of delivering some insight into the personalities (or pseudo-personalities) of Epinioners everywhere. This one is being hosted by sarahlovesadam. Learn the story here...... http://www.epinions.com/content_3654459524 The story here is a bunch of questions that I'm supposed to answer, so here goes........ Birth date: March 27, 1971 -Height: 6'4" -Eye color: Blue. Grey. Slightly Greenish. Depending on what I’m wearing. (My wife came up with that answer) -Hair color: Brown going on invisible. -What does your name mean: There’s too much philosophy in my background to get started on this question in this limited format and/or I don’t know. -High school graduation year: 1989 -Favorite relatives: worth, speed, and disgruntlement. -Summer memory: All my summer memories include, “Oh my God, I’m Hot!!!”. Take your pick. -Favorite TV shows: Coupling (the original, not that Americanized mess), Father Ted, The Office, The Mole (I figure I have to pick at least one reality show), Friends, The Prisoner, Fawlty Towers. -What's on your mousepad: I have a trackball. -In the car- ac or windows: I used to live in Phoenix, where this question would be laughably absurd, and I now live in Bangor, where this question is laughably absurd. -Do you believe in yourself: Might as well ask me what my name means. I know some believing in me is going on, and the only way I could know that is if it was me doing it. -Favorite game: Chess, and I’m not just being pretentious. -Favorite drink: My own special vodka martini. Here’s how you make it. Put ice in shaker. Pour a shot of vermouth in shaker and swirl it around. Fill a different shaker with ice and vodka. Set these two shakers next to each other for about twenty seconds, but no more than thirty. Throw out vermouth shaker. Pour contents of vodka shaker into martini glass. If limes are in the room during the construction of this drink, that’s all to the good, but that’s as far as it goes. This time I am actually just being pretentious. -Favorite food: Anything edible that my son finds disgusting. Thus, I can eat without having to be pointed at while listening to, “YES!! PEEAASE!!!!” -Favorite colors: Green. -Favorite cigarettes: Marlboro -Favorite sounds: No, I can’t make any sense out of proposing to have a favorite sound. -Favorite smell: No, not that one either. -Favorite thing to do on a weekend: Anything other than what I should be doing. -Favorite soundtrack: ‘Some Kind of Wonderful’, ‘Plunkett & Macleane’ -Where do you see yourself in 10 years: I’m lucky if I see myself now. -First thought in the morning: Well, time for bed. -Do you get motion sickness: Depends largely on the motion. -Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: Yes. -How many rings before you answer the phone: Who says I answer the phone? -Are you a good friend: To who? -Chocolate or Vanilla cake: What the hell is vanilla cake? -What do you drive: Chevy Lumina MiniVan. -Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Why? What did you hear? -Thunderstorms cool or scary: Cool, assuming there are no other options. -If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: My wife. -What is your zodiac sign: Aries -What do you wear to bed: Seriously. What did you hear? -Do you eat stems of broccoli: I’m not even sure what that means. I eat broccoli. -Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, would you give it to her? I think she’s supposed to ask for the shirt off my back, but my answer is no. I can’t imagine any reasonable situation wherein she would want it. -Girls- Would you ever ask a guy for his shirt? ................... -If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be: Well, God obviously. Any other choice would be nonsense, because I could have that too. I’d be God. -If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: I’m lost where this says ‘if you could’. Can’t I? So, I wouldn’t I guess. -If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: Again with the ‘could’. -Favorite brand of gum: JuicyFruit -What is your favorite quote: That’s a tricky question to ask me. Let’s say, “Love is that condition where another person’s happiness is essential to your own.” -Have you ever been in love: Yes. -What's on your walls in your room: Paint -Is the glass half-empty or half-full: The glass, much like life, is completely full if you don’t more explicitly define all the referents within the question. -Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Cool Ranch -Favorite flavor Snapple: None. -Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi -Which kind of milk is your favorite: Goat -If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? Garrotte -Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: Righty -Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: Only when I spell things correctly. -When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: Inability to look me in the eyes without snickering. -What's under your bed: Why? What did you hear? -What's the best number in the World: Googleplex, though you may be using a different definition for ‘best’ than I am. -What is your dream car: Ferrari Testarossa -Who is your biggest crush right now: I don’t think I’m in the proper age group for this question. -Nickname: Flash -School: University of Maine at the moment. -Bacon Bits Or croutons: I can’t manage to seriously consider either of them food. -Favorite Salad Dressing: Thousand Island -Do you Drink: Only when I’m not on an IV -What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: Whatever’s there. -Have you ever been skinny dipping: Yes -Do you make fun of people: I’m half tempted to make a suggestion about people who would ask such a question. Does that answer your question? -Have you ever been convicted of a crime: I once pled to negligent use of finite resources. -One pillow or two: One. -Pets: One cat. One hamster. -Favorite Movies: Eesh. ‘Jesus of Montreal’, ‘Dark City’, ‘Sleuth’, ‘Metropolitan’... a hundred or so others. -Favorite type of music: ‘Alternative’, but I mean that in the sense of the about 1985 version of the definition. I’m not sure exactly what the term means currently. -Hobbies: Scuba-diving, Rock Climbing, Parachuting... No, nothing really. -Word or Phrase you overuse: Don’t Touch That! -Toothpaste: Whatever’s there. -Piercing or tattoos: My ear is technically pierced, but it’s closed over. -Do you get along with your parents: Yes. -Favorite beer: Guinness, which I’m told I’m not supposed to call ‘beer’. -Favorite song at the moment: "Don’t Marry Her... F*** Me” by The Beautiful South -Most humiliating moment: I couldn’t describe it relevantly without telling you everything, and I’m not doing that. -Favorite Holiday: Christmas  |
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