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Some More Nonsense About Me.(TGUA w/o)

Jan 11 '04

The Bottom Line Another stupid write off about me. For those that are interested this one is a bit odd.

1. If you had to choose, which would you rather have: herpes, a root canal, a computer virus, a colonoscopy, or a polygraph?
I guess a computer virus, it isn't my computer.

2. If you could go back in time and do one thing over, what would it be?
I try not to have regrets, as I believe if I did any thing different I wouldn't be me now. Not to say if I was in the same situation I would want to act the same as I did then. Anyway I probably would treat my girlfriends better than I have in the past. I definitely want to finish my degree. And I want to make less stupid decisions that effect the rest of my life.

3. If you could only have one food item and one drink for every meal for the next month, what would they be?
Probably steak, or lobster. To drink I would say beer, but after a month I would get dehydrated, so probably water.

4. What do you usually leave in - a Huff? a Tizzy? the bed of a beat-up pickup? a High Dudgeon or a stretch limo? What?
I have no idea what this question is asking. What the hell does a huff have to do with a limo? Am I missing something here, can someone clue me in?

5. You open up a bottle and instead of beer, you get a djin. Standard three wish deal. What do you wish for? (And the first person who says "World peace" will be tracked down like a dog, eviscerated, and strangled with his/her own intestines. You have been warned.)
I don't know, if you don't work for something you don't appreciate it. But I wouldn't mind being rich, material comfort is important. I would like to be among the first space colonists. And I want a job that I enjoy and meet cool people.

6. You just inherited/won $1 Billion. What do you do for the next 24 hours?
Nothing I would remember in the morning.

7. Of all of the voices in your head, which is your favorite?
Probably the one that gives me good comebacks when I am in an argument.

8. If you could attend your own funeral and give the eulogy, what would you say?
Funerals are for the living, not the dead. Let the living say what they need to, I hope I don't cling to the Earth when my time comes.

9. Name an actor, performer, talking head, or public figure that you just can't stand.
Other than the one I am not supposed to talk about. Julia Roberts annoys me. I boycott her movies. She is a horrible actress. I hope she goes away and never does a movie again.

10. You are leaving tomorrow for a 6-week stay in the 12th century. What do you pack?
A gun and a lot of ammo. A few language dictionaries and some maps. A flash light and batteries. A lot of condoms. And some jewelery that I can batter with.

11. Name something small that really annoys you.
Ignorant people. I don't like it when people can't explain their actions. People can do whatever they want, but have a reason for it.

12. What's the bravest thing you have ever done?
Brave and stupid are pretty closely related, separated only by if the outcome was good or bad. Maybe joining the Navy, but I wasn't leaving anything behind(I thought) that I couldn't get back later.

13. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done?
Dropping out of College, or joining that college in the first place. I did meet that one girl there though. Her boyfriend wasn't that happy about it though...

14. What assumptions do people make about you that are wrong?
Not sure, a lot of people don't understand me at first. I come off hard to reach. Depending on my mood I can be arrogant, introverted, intelligent or immature. No matter they are all a part of my personality, I try not to falsely display myself to others. Maybe that I am boring, once you get to know me(and I have a few drinks in me) there tend to be stories the next day.

15. If you had a building named after you, what would be in it?
Probably books. History books and novels most likely.

16. It is the year 2024. What kind of computer are you using?
I don't know. Whatever people are using then. It will probably really small and really cool. And it will probably have just as many problems as the ones do now.

17. When your pet looks at you, what is it thinking?
That she has no need for human contact at all. That she is the center of the universe and my function is to provide for her. I respect her attitude immensely.

18. If you were forced to move to another country, where would you go?
Oslo, Norway. Probably the best combination of every city I have ever been to. Clean, big enough to have fun and small enough not to have crime and be dirty.

19. Okay, 'fess up. What did you do that made it necessary to move to another country?
Got born there. Half my family lives there. And I knocked up some girl and didn't think she would find me there.

20. Zen space. Make up a question and provide your own answer.
Why do I participate in write offs? Because they are easy and people seem to like to read them.
... T.H.E
... The Great Unannounced Open-Ended Write-Off
... AdaDavis

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