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This is sarahlovessaddamhusseins survey thingy:



Height:
5'10”

Eye color:
Brown

Hair color:
Black, giving way to gray

What does your name mean?:
A person with diverse duties; from the title of Charles Bukowski's first novel

High school graduation year:
1987.

Favorite relatives?:
My parents are pretty alright.

Favorite Summer memory?:
Music festival seem to figure in a lot of them.

Favorite TV shows?:
The Simpsons...Malcolm and King of the Hill are good, too. I watch a sick amount of sports.

What's on your mousepad?:
Long Beach Public Library.

In the car - air conditioning or windows?:
Windows are unthinkable on the freeway, but I prefer them on the street.

Do you believe in yourself?:
I'm a plausible thesis.

Favorite game:
Went bowling last week for the first time in years. Lots of fun.

Favorite drink:
Wine.

Favorite food:
Surf, turf.

Favorite colors:
Brown & orange, scarlet & gray.

Favorite cigarettes:
I like maduro cigars

Favorite sounds:
Cash register? Waves are cool. Feedback, when done with artistry.

Favorite smell:
The salt breeze of the ocean, fresh coffee.

Favorite thing to do on a weekend:
Live music.

Favorite soundtrack:
Naked Lunch.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?:
Bald and fatter.

First thought in the morning?:
How much longer can I put off getting up? Does the dog know I'm awake and, if so is he going to pester me to let him out?

Do you get motion sickness?:
No.

Roller coasters - deadly or exciting?:
Fun, but my back doesn't always enjoy them.

How many rings before you answer the phone?:
I think it's a little neurotic to wait a set number of rings. I hear it, I pick it up--unless it's one of those times of day when only people who want to waste my time are calling.

Are you a good friend?:
Until I stab you in the back.

Chocolate or Vanilla cake?:
Choc.

What do you drive?:
I don't.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?:
No, only live ones.

Thunderstorms - cool or scary?:
Ccool.

What is your zodiac sign?:
Scorpio.

What do you wear to bed?:
I have a pair of pyjama pants with drawings of Saturn that I like.

Do you eat stems of broccoli?:
No.

If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be?:
Dark red

If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be:
One day I'm going to tattoo the mascot of my old band Creepy Pig on my calf.

Favorite brand of gum:
Wrigleys.

What is your favorite quote?:
"If a thing is not worth doing, it's not worth doing well."

Have you ever been in love?:
Yes.

What's on your walls in your room?:
I'm actually mid-move. When I get it set up, I'm going to put up some old Fillmore West posters I got a good deal on recently.

Is the glass half-empty or half-full?:
Empty by the time I'm done with it, pending refilling.

Which do you prefer - Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos?:
Don't eat that stuff

Favorite flavor Snapple:
Don't support Rush Limbaugh's sponsors.

Which one, Coke or Pepsi:
Coke.

Which kind of milk is your favorite?:
Whole cream.

If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? :
Whatever seemed the best at the time.

Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?:
Righty.

Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?:
Depends on the website I'm on.

When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their:
I guess you would say countenance.

What's under your bed?:
Floor

What's the best number in the World?:
Either 23 or 666.

What is your dream car?:
I want a flying car like in old sci-fi movies and the Jetsons.

Who is your biggest crush right now?:
Her name is Christy.

Nickname:
Tee-Top

School:
Ohio State

Bacon Bits or croutons?:
Both are valid options

Favorite Salad Dressing:
Italian.

Do you Drink?:
My screen name is taken from Charles Bukowski's first novel.

What type of Shampoo/Conditioner?:
Whatever's at hand.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?:
Yes.

Do you make fun of people?:
Only ones that ask stupid questions.

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?:
What is this, a job application?

One pillow or two?:
Two.

Pets:
I have a ten year old lab/shepherd mix named Cat.

Favorite Movies:
Glengary Glen Ross, Duck Soup.

Favorite type of music:
Live.

Hobbies:
Life is a big hobby.

Word or Phrase you overuse:
Dang.

Favorite Toothpaste?:
Tom's.

Any piercings or tattoos?:
No.

Do you get along with your parents?:
Yeah.

Favorite beer:
Guinness Extra Stout.

Favorite song at the moment:
"Contraflow" by the Fall, I have a download of their most recent session on John Peel's BBC progamme (as I believe it should be spelled).

Most humiliating moment:
Not telling.

Favorite Holiday:
Halloween.

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