Ada Davis' Open Ended W/O Jan 16 '04    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet The Bottom Line So many write offs, so little time... How could I resist adding an entry into Ada's open-ended write-off? She's one of my fave peeps here. I had to show her some love.... THE QUESTIONS: 1. If you had to choose, which would you rather have: herpes, a root canal, a computer virus, a colonoscopy, or a polygraph? Having had them all except herpes.. hmm usually I like to try new things but umm yeah.. NO. I'm saying Polygraph. 2. If you could go back in time and do one thing over, what would it be? Ok this will piss some folks off majorly.. I go back and stop the Bible from being printed. Sorry man.. it's that whole bloodshed thang, yanno? Hey, you put me on the polygraph, I had to tell the truth! 3. If you could only have one food item and one drink for every meal for the next month, what would they be? Lobster tail or Crab legs...and to drink hmm.. bottled water I think. 4. What do you usually leave in - a Huff? a Tizzy? the bed of a beat-up pickup? a High Dudgeon or a stretch limo? What? I usually leave a trail of gaping mouths. 5. You open up a bottle and instead of beer, you get a djjin. Standard three wish deal. What do you wish for? (And the first person who says "World peace" will be tracked down like a dog, eviscerated, and strangled with his/her own intestines. You have been warned.) Screw the world... I want Unlimited funds. My own island, of fairly good size.. you know, big enough for a castle and stables and year-round Medieval Faire. Third..hmmm OH oh! I know! That all men be forced to wear kilts, battle-clad. 6. You just inherited/won $1 Billion. What do you do for the next 24 hours? Lord it over everyone I know and tease folks mercilessly. 7. Of all of the voices in your head, which is your favorite? The devious one. 8. If you could attend your own funeral and give the eulogy, what would you say? Funeral? I'd be mad as hell. I'd get everyone the heck out of there and remind them that I am not to be buried, damn it. Donate my body to some med school. Why take up valuable land for an empty shell? yeesh. 9. Name an actor, performer, talking head, or public figure that you just can't stand. George W... I voted for him and now I'm very embarassed to admit that. 10. You are leaving tomorrow for a 6-week stay in the 12th century. What do you pack? Man. What would I need.. ummm.. nada baby. I would be too busy hoping to be ravished by knights and rogues to worry about extra clothes or anything like that... 11. Name something small that really annoys you. Drama queens 12. What's the bravest thing you have ever done? Answer some of these write-offs lately! 13. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done? See 12 14. What assumptions do people make about you that are wrong? That I'm a doctor. I have many degrees, but not a PhD. The name is a nickname from being a criminologist.. it's like DrDemento. 15. If you had a building named after you, what would be in it? All things medieval..oh, and a life size statue of a guy in a kilt, up on a really high platform so you can easily look under that kilt.. heh. 16. It is the year 2024. What kind of computer are you using? I think I'll be jacked in direct. 17. When your pet looks at you, what is it thinking? That I look like a good bed.. my cats both sleep on me. I'm nothing but a piece of furniture that happens to dispense food when the bap me in the face. 18. If you were forced to move to another country, where would you go? Wouldn't take much forcing.. I'm very close to renouncing citizenship as it is. I'm thinkin Scotland but it's so cold there.. so probably the Cote D'azure would be more realistic for me.. 19. Okay, 'fess up. What did you do that made it necessary to move to another country? I plead the fifth. 20. Zen space. Make up a question and provide your own answer Why haven't you joined this w/o yet? Err I did... Now it's your turn!! http://www.epinions.com/user-adadavis

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