Anti-Moi W/O - Nobody's Perfect Jan 16 '04    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Music The Dirtchamber Sessions, Vol. 1 by The Prodigy From $11 Jersey Boys [Original Broadway Cast Recording] by Original Broadway Cast From $8 The Bottom Line It's still all about ME, even if it is an Anti-Moi Write Off. Munkus and Kris-Kochanski have decided to host the Anti-Moi Write Off. This write off is designed to let people know you better by telling them the worst things about you. I'm pretty secure in my self-image and thus decided it couldn't hurt to delve into my darker side. Here is my contribution to the Anti-Moi write off. Everyone is prettier than you. Discuss. Who cares? The beauty you refer to is only skin deep and I know that true beauty comes from within. I know that I am beautiful. (Does anyone have a mirror? I have to check my makeup.) What is the worst, most unforgivable thing you have done to another human being?: That would have to be crushing the heart of a young man who wanted to take me to prom. But truthfully there are two other people to blame for that; my mother and my now mother-in-law. Here's what happened. My now husband, then boyfriend, and I had been dating since we were 13 years old. I was 17 and it was my Junior Prom. I had already purchased tickets, paid for a limousine, bought a dress, and made dinner plans. My boyfriend had purchased flowers, and rented a tux. There were to be three couples going in this limousine together (my two best friends and their dates were going with us). The first thing that happened is that my boyfriend got into trouble when report cards came out and his mother grounded him. He wasn't allowed to do anything and especially wasn't allowed to see me. I spoke with her, tried to get her to make an exception for just this one day since we had already put so much time and money into it and she told me NO WAY. So I told my mom I was going without a date which she didn't like at all. By this time my mom was really not happy that I had sort of "settled down" with my boyfriend at such a young age but we had already been together for 4 years. My mom insisted that I take someone but I didn't really want to. Then she asked a friend of hers if her son would go with me. He had always had a HUGE crush on me so of course he said yes. Then the next day my boyfriend's mom called back to tell me that she had changed her mind and my boyfriend could go but my mom wouldn't let me cancel with the previous date. But that isn't where this ends. You see, one of my friend's dates canceled and that left her without a date and she wasn't going to go at all. But I talked her into taking my boyfriend to the dance as a cover for me. By now I am sure you can deduct that I had two, count them two, dates for my Junior Prom. By the end of the night the date that my mom had hooked me up with realized we weren't going to be an item and when the limousine started taking people home he was the first to be dropped off. He called my mom upset but to this day my mom doesn't realize that my boyfriend was along on the date. What kind of sexual inadequacies do you suffer? We're all friends here and promise not to tell. I don't know if it is exactly an inadequacy but I am insatiable. I am never satisfied. I always want more more more ..... How were you bullied at school? Why did you deserve it? Because I matured faster than the other children in school I was bullied about my figure. I wore a B sized bra by the time I was in the 5th grade and a C before I graduated middle school. So throughout both elementary and middle school I was teased and called all sorts of names but when I got into high school and continued to develop there was no more teasing. Those same guys who called me names and snickered at me were lining up to date me. Now people are paying good money to get the DDs that I have and I sure do flaunt it, why shouldn't I? I had to pay for it throughout most of my childhood and I might as well enjoy it now. I don't see how I deserved the bullying I got but it doesn't matter now, it shaped who I am today. Who did you bully at school? If you did not bully anyone was it because you were too much of a wimp yourself? I can't say that I actually bullied anyone in school, not in the true sense of the word. But I did play a few mind games with the guys I went to school with. I led them on a bit, especially since my boyfriend didn't go to the same school as I did. Why you ask? Because they bullied me. No, I wasn't a wimp. I was very popular. The rest of them were wimps, cowering at my feet. What is your most disgusting bodily feature? Be graphic and as lurid and perverse as you can without being physically ill. Though vomit may be a good sign that you're on the right track. I have hemorrhoids, need I say more? Present three examples where your self esteem has hit an all time rock bottom and the alcoholic beverages you drank to cope. (1)When my father left my family (I was only 6 so I couldn't drink). (2)When I couldn't graduate with the rest of my class because I was pregnant (I still couldn't drink because I was pregnant). (3)While doing this survey and realizing I am not prefect (Vodka on the Rocks)! Give an example where your heart was so broken you did nothing but eat ice cream, cuddle your old soft toys and watching Jerry Springer crying out at the trailer trash "They may have their problems but AT LEAST THEY'RE LOVED WWWWWAAAAAAAAAA". After I had to have a hysterectomy and I refused to let my husband see me in the nude. Then he started working late and I thought he was going to leave me. He didn't leave, I was just psycho. What they don't tell you when you have to have surgeries like that one is that your going to lose your mind. How many times, on average, since were you born have your parents had wild, animalistic sex involving common kitchen utensils? Bonus Points awarded if you caught them in the act. Hmmmm? I don't know. I have never asked. Maybe I should pick up the phone and call my mother. I'm sure that I could come up with some information for you. My mom is very open about her sexuality and I tend to hear very detailed stories from her that turn my stomach. Don't get me wrong, I am all for sex and especially anything that is the slightest bit kinky. But not if my mom is involved!!! How many times have you been caught by a spouse/child/boss looking up internet porn? Alright, I will admit it. My eleven year old son has walked in while my husband and I were watching porn. Luckily I had the remote control in my hand and turned the television off as I heard his bedroom door open. He was standing in the doorway looking at us and said "Why are you all sitting here in the dark?". That is the only time that I know of when I was caught with porn. I haven't ever been caught with internet porn. I look, but I don't get caught. I only look when the children aren't home and usually my husband is participating and even if not he doesn't care. Give some examples of random malice you performed, preferably at strangers I am generally not a malicious person and do not perform acts of malice unless provoked. That said, I am sure that I did a few things as a teenager because, let's face it, teenagers are mean. But I am so old now that I can't recall what they might have been. Thanks to Munkus and Kris-Kochanski for putting a new spin on the "Get To Know Me" craze. This is a new and refreshing look at the respected members of the epinions community. When I found out about the Anti-Moi write off I just had to join. I am so self centered that I felt your life wouldn't be complete until you knew everything about me, even the bad stuff. Okay, you caught me. I confess. The truth is I joined this, along with all of the other get to know me me me write offs because I am addicted and just can't stop. Somebody stop me!

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