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Munkus' :The Anti-Moi (My W/O Entry)Jan 16 '04 (Updated Apr 23 '04) Write an essay on this topic.
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What is the worst, most unforgivable thing you have done to another human being?: About five years ago, before I met my wife, I met this person who took a serious liking to me. I didn’t feel the same way about her but chose to hang out with her anyway. From meeting her I told her about my past dating experiences and that I didn’t want to date anyone exclusively. At that time I really wanted to keep my options opened until I met who I felt was right. Now before I continue, I want you to know that nothing much ever happened. After a few months of just knowing each other and not much happening (I always kept a crowd around to make sure I stayed in check) she became more persistant with wanting an exclusive relationship. She knew that I had been seeing other girls and I still wasn’t ready. Knowing that she wasn’t for me I told her to find someone because “I will not date you exclusively”. She didn’t take to kindly so she gave me a three-week ultimatum to make my mind up about her. For that three-week period every time she would ask what I though I intentionally dragged out what I was thinking. I felt that if being honest with her for several months was getting through to her then I will play with her head for the three weeks. At the end of those weeks I ripped into her for being so deaf to what I was telling her for months and I told her to find someone else since she will NEVER get me. Some people think what I did was horrible and unforgivable. I feel I was justified. Just a side note: After that she started spreading lies about me. One was to her then best friend who through a lot of work and patience got to marry me. What kind of sexual inadequacies do you suffer? We're all friends here and promise not to tell. NONE How were you bullied at school? Why did you deserve it? Yes. I got picked on, sometimes, by a guy named Matt P. He was the school bully. I did nothing to deserve it because he picked on every one. Who did you bully at school? If you did not bully anyone was it because you were too much of a wimp yourself? I didn’t do much bullying at school but there were two people I did pick on. One was this heavyset kid named Keith E. I was friends with him but when I was with my other friends we would sake as if an earthquake hit every time he came around. He also got hit by a bus and we picked on for that. I did it only for a few weeks in eight grade but I really hurt his feelings. He disappeared for a few years and then came back to where I went to school. Somehow we friends till the end of our time at school. He didn’t disserve being picked on from me. He had enough problems with the other kids picking on him. Hey Keith, if you are reading this I apologies for being such a jerk to you back then The other person deserved to be picked on and it was Matt P. He his picking on everyone bugged me to no end. I decided to turn the table on him. He was tall, thin and had red hair. I told everyone that the reason his hair is the shade of red it is, is because his mother uses him as a tampon when she runs out. I did some other things to him but that is the only one I remember. Eventually he told me that he was going to kick my rear. I offered to take him on immediately. I made one lunge at him and he bolted. He never did pick on me again. What is your most disgusting bodily feature? Be graphic and as lurid and perverse as you can without being physically ill. Though vomit may be a good sign that you're on the right track. I’ll go with the one my wife feels it is and that would be my belly button. There is nothing wrong with it. It looks normal. The only think about it is that it is very deep. It is so deep that it makes an excellent lint catcher. I usually have to clean it out twice a day. With the lint it captures I guess that I could eventually make a pillow out of that lint. Present three examples where your self-esteem has hit an all time rock bottom and the alcoholic beverages you drank to cope. First of all I don’t drink much; I only do it once in a while. I have never turned to alcohol to cope with anything. I always turned to violent video games (especially those that you can blow Sh%$ up). The only time my self-esteem hit rock bottom was after I got out of a 4-year relationship. When I met this girl I was 160lbs. When we broke up I was 200lbs. I felt so large and disgusting that I would never find anyone again. I dropped the weight and was able to move on without ever needing to feel that badly, about myself, again. Give an example where your heart was so broken you did nothing but eat ice-cream, cuddle your old soft toys and watching Jerry Springer crying out at the trailer trash "They may have their problems but AT LEAST THEY'RE LOVED WWWWWAAAAAAAAAA". This goes to the girl in the above statement. She dumped me for some fatter than I was. He was also smelly, and had other disgusting qualities about him such as super bad breath. How many times, on average, since were you born have your parents had wild, animalistic sex involving common kitchen utensils? Bonus Points awarded if you caught them in the act. Yuck, just the thought of my parents having sex… bad image. Are you trying to make me sick? That was a dumb question cause you are trying to make me sick I have no clue if they do but I think they probably don’t go to that extreme. Fortunately I never caught them in the act. I can only imagine the shrinks bill if I did. How many times have you been caught by a spouse/child/boss looking up Internet porn? Never been caught. Give some examples of random malice you performed, preferably at strangers Whenever someone in a restaurant has a cell phone go off constantly and they answer it is when I perform a random act of malice. I either offer to: Surgically attach the phone to the ear so they never have to put it down. Comment on the conversation they had by asking how Bill or whoever they are talking to is doing. Offer, free of charge, to shove that phone up their other end (that’s right, I won’t go there sexually but I will gladly send someone’s phone there(on them)).  |
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