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The Anti-Moi write off: The darker side of me!Jan 18 '04 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Anti-moi write off is hosted by Monkus http://www.epinions.com/content_3674448004 Everyone is prettier than you. Discuss. Hey! I know I'm no beauty queen but I'm not butt ugly, either. Looks aren't everything, anyway so shut yer pie hole. What is the worst, most unforgivable thing you have done to another human being? My oldest sister is mentally slow. She lies a lot, which I detest. She used to have this long hair that she was so proud of. One day, we were in the car and fighting. I forgot what she did to me, but I took this gum I was chewing and deliberately threw it in her hair. I lied to my mom and said I tried to throw it out the window but missed. My sister ended up getting a hunk of her hair cut out. I'm glad I made her cry. Considering she deliberately threw hot soup on me once (and lied and said she tripped)- I consider this a mild act of retribution. She deserved it. What kind of sexual inadequacies do you suffer? We're all friends here and promise not to tell. I used to be kind of inhibited in my 20's. After marrying DH (a perverted firefighter) I got over that fairly quickly. Now my biggest problem is that I'm going through perimenopause and don't have much of a libido anymore. My tongue still works, though. How were you bullied at school? Why did you deserve it? Let's see. I was skinny. I wore glasses in elementary school. Braces in high school. I had crossed eyes until the age of 19. I also had a long sounding Italian last name that rhymed with "weenie". Pick one. Who did you bully at school? If you did not bully anyone was it because you were too much of a wimp yourself? There was one fat kid that lived 2 houses down from me. Even though he was in elementary school, he would still doodie in his pants. He actually did it in our swimming pool once when all the neighborhood kids were over. We all called him "Poopy Pants Reed" after that. I occasionally would push him around because I knew his parents wouldn't let him hit girls. In all honesty, if he had wanted to, he probably could have beaten the hell out of me. What is your most disgusting bodily feature? Be graphic and as lurid and perverse as you can without being physically ill. Though vomit may be a good sign that you're on the right track. So many choices. I have a flat butt. My skin is too pale. Present three examples where your self esteem has hit an all time rock bottom and the alcoholic beverages you drank to cope. After my first husband left me (back around 1982), I felt pretty worthless for about 2 years. I thought if I had been a better wife, maybe he wouldn't have left. I don't normally drink much, but one night I drank 4 White Russians at a conference. I started doing back flips into the pool at the hotel and then woke up with a co-worker the next morning. Never again. Give an example where your heart was so broken you did nothing but eat ice cream, cuddle your old soft toys and watching Jerry Springer crying out at the trailer trash "They may have their problems but AT LEAST THEY'RE LOVED WWWWWAAAAAAAAAA". After hubby #1 left, I was so torn up I got depressed, stopped eating and went down to about 96 lbs. It was not attractive. How many times, on average, since were you born have your parents had wild, animalistic sex involving common kitchen utensils? Bonus Points awarded if you caught them in the act. Ewwwww. I don't even want to think about it. The only thing my mom did with the kitchen utensils is to spank us with them. How many times have you been caught by a spouse/child/boss looking up internet porn? They've got everything blocked at work. Sometimes you can't even look up legitimate stuff there. As far as DH is concerned, I'm sure he would LOVE it if I looked at porn. I used to, but it got pretty old after a while. He never seems to tire of it, though. DH did happily catch me looking at naked men once. Only the website I went to turned out to be a man on man site (not quite what I had in mind.) Once he saw what I was looking at, he dry heaved for 5 minutes. Served him right. Give some examples of random malice you performed, preferably at strangers. Why would I want to mess with some poor, unsuspecting person randomly? I save my few acts of malice for those deserving of it. Since they still don't know who did my most recent payback, I won't admit to it here for legal reasons.  |
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