After This, I Think I'ma Need A Bath (AYSOPM W/O)

I disagree.

What is the worst, most unforgivable thing you have done to another human being?:

I asked my mother this and she said i was born. *sniffle, sniffle.*

What kind of sexual inadequacies do you suffer? We're all friends here and promise not to tell.

I am virgin, hear me roar!!!

How were you bullied at school? Why did you deserve it?

Let me put this into perspective for ya... Up until the 5th grade, my mother made me wear huge-in-your-face-ribbony-bows, a chilli bowl cut, Barney socks and a whole mess of lace, frill, and cutesy puppy print straight from the apparel hell they call my cousin Sarah's closet. You tell me those beatings weren't freakin' justified.

Who did you bully at school? If you did not bully anyone was it because you were too much of a wimp yourself?

After grade 6, i became Angerzillah, pudding thief and all around greatest smack talker.... that was, until i got my bum kicked by the local She-male-ion.

What is your most disgusting bodily feature? Be graphic and as lurid and perverse as you can without being physically ill. Though vomit may be a good sign that you're on the right track.

The nipple on the back of my right thigh. Wow... i think it likes you...

Present three examples where your self esteem has hit an all time rock bottom and the alcoholic beverages you drank to cope.

Well, at 16 years of age, i'm not legally able to partake in the consumption of alchohol, so i'll stick with the closest thing to the stuff and tally off some Kool-aid expieriences.

*Example Numero Uno: Blue Raspberry Flavor. When my pet cockatiel, Dusty, accidentally "pierced" her beak with the hook from one of her toys. A large "s-ring" jammed itself up through her thin neck and out her little "mouth", and there was no way the thing could simply be pulled out. The poor thing almost died from blood loss until my mother, bird extraordinaire, rushed home from work and saved her life. For the next few weeks, my little sister acted as if it had been i who lodged the metal ring into my bird, and kept taunting me about being a bad caregiver and a sucky sister. I wanted to slap her.

*Example Numero Dos: Pink Lemonade Flavor. After not getting a part in my high school's musical production of "BIG", i proceeded to tell my hispanic and black friends not to try out because "this school has a one-minority-per-play-limit and they already got a Phillipino."

*Example Numero Tres: Orange Flavor. When my best friend, Whitney (*cough, cough* user Make_My_Pie), called me a "Drama Queen". Since of coarse that title had absolutely nothing to do with me, I refused to talk to her for a good few weeks.

Give an example where your heart was so broken you did nothing but eat icecream, cuddle your old soft toys and watching Jerry Springer crying out at the trailer trash "They may have their problems but AT LEAST THEY'RE LOVED WWWWWAAAAAAAAAA".

Hmmm.... i don't believe i've ever done anything along those lines. I put all my frustrations into my song writing.

How many times, on average, since were you born have your parents had wild, animalistic sex involving common kitchen utensils? Bonus Points awarded if you caught them in the act.

Oh God. I think i'm gonna hurl.... does finding their bottle of "self warming" lubrication count?

How many times have you been caught by a spouse/child/boss looking up internet porn?

I don't do the porn. I have, however, caught almost EVERYONE i know, including my 7th grade Science teacher, my ex-boy friend(s), my step-grandmother, and i swear, our old cat.

Give some examples of random malice you performed, preferably at strangers.

Eh, i throw rocks at the local villiage idiots.

Do you consider yourself to be a bad person?

That's a loaded question. Is anyone a bad person? What is "bad"?

What would you say is your biggest turn off?

Gah! Bad hygiene. I don't deal with the stinky.

Who do you think is the sexiest biotch alive?

Adam Blahblahblah, singer of 3 Days Grace.

Are you a Write-Off Wh*re?

Most definately.