Under the Gun For Munkus W/O Public Masturbation Jan 27 '04    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Books Mildred D. Taylor - Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry: A Literature Unit From $8 Olivier Dunrea - Ollie From $7 The Bottom Line Prepare to lower your IQ Getting in Under the gun before the close of the W/O here is my entry into Public Masturbation! Boy that doesn't sound right...but its fun! Everyone is prettier than you. Discuss. After a few beers everyone is pretty. I remember passing out in the bathroom waking up with a tile print on my head and looking at the mirror and saying "Dang I'm Pretty" What is the worst, most unforgivable thing you have done to another human being? Once when I was in band camp...wait that wasn't the question (boy I hope that joke isn't dead yet). Lets see thats a long list...hmmm it would have to be having my car die out of state and having no money so I worked my way into the girls dorm and found a girl that I could take advantage of for a place to sleep and food to eat. Hey before you d*mn me I paid for it for many years there after just ask abraxmed! What kind of sexual inadequacies do you suffer? We're all friends here and promise not to tell. A constant need for it, once just isn't enough for me. Yeah I know not really an inadequacy more of just being a guy. But once I have something I want it over and over again. How were you bullied at school? Why did you deserve it? I had the crap beat out of me a few times but I was a complete A$$ so I certainly deserved it. Who did you bully at school? If you did not bully anyone was it because you were too much of a wimp yourself? Anyone skinnier then me, trust me if you knew me you knew that wasn't many people. What is your most disgusting bodily feature? Be graphic and as lurid and perverse as you can without being physically ill. Though vomit may be a good sign that you're on the right track. Lets see I have scars across both my knees from 6 years of hurdles that change into a bright purple when it gets cold but that isn't that bad. How about I have those thick brittle toe nails that they have the commerials for. You know when you have a toe nail that yellow and is about a quater inch thick. Really nasty stuff. Ohh wait I know! I had lung surgery that involved them going in through a two of my ribs, next they went in with what they called a "stapler" and stapled the top of my lun together. Then they took a "blow torch" and scared up the top of my lung. After that they crazy glued it to my back ribs so it would stay in place. Next they sliced a little hole (about an inch by an inch) to put in a chest tube. The bad part about that was by the time they went to take it out my skin healed over the stitchs so they had to cut it up again this time without any pain killers to get to the stitchs. The worst part had to have been when the nurse came into my room after surgery and said, "Do you remember what we talked about this morning, how if you hadn't gone to the bathroom by now we would give you a catheder." I said "whats a catheder" She said "we take this tube with a little ballon at the end and stick it up your pen..." where I cut in and said "WOOO No freaking way give me the bed pan." Let me tell you if you never prayed to God that you can p!ss its an odd prayer to hear yourself say. Present three examples where your self esteem has hit an all time rock bottom and the alcoholic beverages you drank to cope. Boy only three huh...ahh well this should be easy! 1. Went out with this girl for a few years knowing full well she had a boy friend and losing her to the half wit in the end. That was a Guinness Year. 2. When I saw that I'm not in the shape I was in while in high school and not able to do all the things that I always wanted to or wish I could still do. That was a Tequilla Year. 3. Was at a wedding dancing with a girl when she asked how old was I. When I told her she said "D@mn your old". That has been and still is a Vodka Tonic decade. Give an example where your heart was so broken you did nothing but eat icecream, cuddle your old soft toys and watching Jerry Springer crying out at the trailer trash "They may have their problems but AT LEAST THEY'RE LOVED WWWWWAAAAAAAAAA". I'm a guy we don't watch Jerry Springer when were said. We drink and try to hook up. Problem is that once you date someone for awhile you forget what the crap your doing so instead you make a total fool of yourself and go home alone (yes even your friends won't be seen with you in this state). Leading to yet more drinking and making a fool of yourself. Its a horrid cycle that I've been in for years now....dang now I have to go out drinking thanks. How many times, on average, since were you born have your parents had wild, animalistic sex involving common kitchen utensils? Bonus Points awarded if you caught them in the act. Boy now I really have to go drink just to get these images out of my mind...dear god my mother riding my father my dad saying "yeah you like it that way don't you". UHHHH this is a horrid question make the images stop..MAKE THEM STOP. How many times have you been caught by a spouse/child/boss looking up internet porn? Internet porn...never really. To many other comments so I won't put any. Just use your imagination. Give some examples of random malice you performed, preferably at strangers hmmm let me see...once while I was in Boston I gave money to a bum on the street (I know where else) then went to a cop and told him that I saw him rooting through my car so the guy got arrested. Another time was in Washington DC and there was a guy begging for change saying he was blind. I didn't believe that he was so I through a rock at him...long story short if a guy says he's blind take his word for it. No I don't have anything against bums and homeless just they were strangers and thats what the questions asked for.

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