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What's My Porn Name W/OJan 28 '04 (Updated Feb 18 '04) Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Hope this turns out to be a success and won't come back to bite me!
Well, all of you can tell I was bored, but I wanted to come up with a fun and unique write off that didn’t deal with getting to know one another, so I came up with the porn name generator, 11 ways to figure out our porn name. You may be familiar with method 1 (dog and maiden name) but I added a few more to see if better names can be achieved. Rules are to follow each instruction to generate the name and at the end pick your 2 favorite names for a drawing. Out of the participants I will picks the top 10 porn names and will post them on my homepage, and the best porn name will get major kudos and recognition and my everlasting appreciation. So......here we go, my names are in bold under each category, hope this idea goes smoothly enough to get some good names! 1. (Name of your first dog) + (your Mother’s maiden name) ((dog can be substituted for another pet)) Rocky Sharovsky 2. (Name of current car) + (The street that intersects the one you live on) ((if you don’t have a car name your dream car)) Mazda Van Nuys 3. (First name of Favorite celebrity) + (Von) + (Favorite store) ((if store has a long name, use the last word in the name)) Jack Von Tower 4. (Best Friend’s 1st name) + (Mac) + (city of residence name) ((if more than 1 word, use the last word)) Natalie MacOaks 5. (Favorite cut of steak) ((Chuck, Porter, York, Mignon, or Sirloin)) + (Von) + (favorite food) Porter Von Quizno 6. (Your nickname) + (Del) + (favorite 2 word phrase) Roma Del Eat Me 7. (Generic Adjective) + (Generic verb + er) Lucky Spanker 8. (Generic 4-letter word) + (Generic 5-letter word) Crap Stick 9. (Item in Bathroom + y) + (Mac) + (item in kitchen) Wally MacBlender 10. (Favorite season) + (nickname for breasts) Summer Knockers 11. (Name a planet.....Gee, I wonder which one most will pick....) + (verb that ends in ‘s’) Pluto Blows Crash anytime, hope you have fun with this! Here is a list of the participants... _haggis Abraxmed antybean artemis8 badkittyM barakah59 BaronSamedi3 beckytcy bhweb22 bigskeptic Birdfeather caffienatedyak Candice923 chilliebrady clooneyfan coastercritic crimsonregret CRUENGR Dionne25 dpjohansen drdevience factotum gaelkm GePop grez HawgWyld hugh_u_kidden imprimis2 ivplay JAMES23 janteloven jaszi29 jessicamc4 Jev04again jps246 Julie713 kamel622 Kieli knotheadusc lisaffire llamaman logimom Mom2TyZick mothermeatloaf nedipooh platniumlotus pnutmom proxam RedDiva redsox75 rosie6349 sadgit sallyg8 sfarmer76 spodgorski spongebob_man1 ssjakira1 supersaiyan23 tbthorn Tigerlily137 treeseed vodkaboy Deadline is set for February 15th  |
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