What's my porn name W/O

Jan 29 '04    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line I will try anything once.

I am game for this one. After reading some and getting many
chuckles this morning I couldn't resist doing my own although I swore I wouldn't but here I am.

1. (Name of your first dog) + (your Mother’s maiden name) ((dog can be substituted for another pet))

Peter Oathout

2. (Name of current car) + (The street that intersects the one you live on) ((if you don’t have a car name your dream car))

Buick Dawes (Oh this is sexy)

3. (First name of Favorite celebrity) + (Von) + (Favorite store) ((if store has a long name, use the last word in the name))

Travis Von Wal-mart now that has to be a winner :))

4. (Best Friend’s 1st name) + (Mac) + (city of residence name) ((if more than 1 word, use the last word))

Linda MacPittsfield



5. (Favorite cut of steak) ((Chuck, Porter, York, Mignon, or Sirloin)) + (Von) + (favorite food)

Primerib Von Pizza can see this on the cover already.

6. (Your nickname) + (Del) + (favorite 2 word phrase)

Babydoll Del Bite me

7. (Generic Adjective) + (Generic verb + er)

Happy Hooker (at least it sounded right)

8. (Generic 4-letter word) + (Generic 5-letter word)

Bull Pucky

9. (Item in Bathroom + y) + (Mac) + (item in kitchen)

Sinky Macstove

10. (Favorite season) + (nickname for breasts)

Fall Boobs

11. (Name a planet.....Gee, I wonder which one most will pick....) + (verb that ends in ‘s’)

Venus sucks

I don't see two favorites but think happy hooker is cool but am sure that has been used enough.

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