My dirty little mind ||WIYPN w/o
Jan 30 '04
The Bottom Line This is embarrassing
Ok the rules to this write off are to follow the instructions on each line to come up with a catchy Porn Star name then pick you two favorites and put them at the bottom.
Now this wasn't my idea it was this guy's
1. (Name of your first dog) + (your Mothers maiden name) ((dog can be substituted for another pet))
Chester Searcy
2. (Name of current car) + (The street that intersects the one you live on) ((if you dont have a car name your dream car))
Park Avenue Lois (Ok I admit that sounds more like a hooker rather than a porn star but it's close the alternative choice was Park Avenue Salisbury)
3. (First name of Favorite celebrity) + (Von) + (Favorite store) ((if store has a long name, use the last word in the name))
Sean Von Paradise
4. (Best Friends 1st name) + (Mac) + (city of residence name) ((if more than 1 word, use the last word))
Mike MacSalem
5. (Favorite cut of steak) ((Chuck, Porter, York, Mignon, or Sirloin)) + (Von) + (favorite food)
Chuck Von Cornpops
6. (Your nickname) + (Del) + (favorite 2 word phrase)
Daddy Del Uh Huh
7. (Generic Adjective) + (Generic verb + er)
Big ok yall fill in the rest+er ... Yeah I thought that's what you were thinking.
8. (Generic 4-letter word) + (Generic 5-letter word)
Hand Jocky man I didn't need to go there
9. (Item in Bathroom + y) + (Mac) + (item in kitchen)
Flossy MacBeater
10. (Favorite season) + (nickname for breasts)
Spring Bra busters
11. (Name a planet.... Gee, I wonder which one most will pick....) + (verb that ends in s)
Uranus Swells I know I'm awful
Ok I gotta pick my two favorites to comply by the rues...
Oh Man I can't do it. Why did I join this write off?
I coulda passed I shoulda passed. I will be permanently red faced.
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Ok so if you want to embarrass yourself go here and Follow the rules
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