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My dirty little mind ||WIYPN w/o

Jan 30 '04

The Bottom Line This is embarrassing

Ok the rules to this write off are to follow the instructions on each line to come up with a catchy Porn Star name then pick you two favorites and put them at the bottom.

Now this wasn't my idea it was this guy's

1. (Name of your first dog) + (your Mother’s maiden name) ((dog can be substituted for another pet))

Chester Searcy

2. (Name of current car) + (The street that intersects the one you live on) ((if you don’t have a car name your dream car))

Park Avenue Lois (Ok I admit that sounds more like a hooker rather than a porn star but it's close the alternative choice was Park Avenue Salisbury)

3. (First name of Favorite celebrity) + (Von) + (Favorite store) ((if store has a long name, use the last word in the name))

Sean Von Paradise

4. (Best Friend’s 1st name) + (Mac) + (city of residence name) ((if more than 1 word, use the last word))

Mike MacSalem

5. (Favorite cut of steak) ((Chuck, Porter, York, Mignon, or Sirloin)) + (Von) + (favorite food)

Chuck Von Cornpops

6. (Your nickname) + (Del) + (favorite 2 word phrase)

Daddy Del Uh Huh

7. (Generic Adjective) + (Generic verb + er)

Big ok yall fill in the rest+er ... Yeah I thought that's what you were thinking.

8. (Generic 4-letter word) + (Generic 5-letter word)

Hand Jocky man I didn't need to go there

9. (Item in Bathroom + y) + (Mac) + (item in kitchen)

Flossy MacBeater

10. (Favorite season) + (nickname for breasts)

Spring Bra busters

11. (Name a planet.... Gee, I wonder which one most will pick....) + (verb that ends in ‘s’)
Uranus Swells I know I'm awful

Ok I gotta pick my two favorites to comply by the rues...
Oh Man I can't do it. Why did I join this write off?
I coulda passed I shoulda passed. I will be permanently red faced.

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Ok so if you want to embarrass yourself go here and Follow the rules

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