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Dixie McDicksee's Entry Into The "What's My Porn Name W/O"

Jan 31 '04

The Bottom Line Who gives a frog's fat ass?

How can an official member of Mac Daddy Hag’s House of Ill Repute NOT participate in the ”What's My Porn Name W/O”? All ya’ll sista ho’s betta gets in on dis one.

A big, wet, squishy thank you to Romasuave for hosting this inaugural orgy of adult appellation.

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1. (Name of your first dog) + (your Mother’s maiden name) ((dog can be substituted for another pet))

Truman Chambers

2. (Name of current car) + (The street that intersects the one you live on) ((if you don’t have a car name your dream car))

Saturn Haggerty

3. (First name of Favorite celebrity) + (Von) + (Favorite store) ((if store has a long name, use the last word in the name))

Keanu Von Spiegel

4. (Best Friend’s 1st name) + (Mac) + (city of residence name) ((if more than 1 word, use the last word))

Amy MacCanton

5. (Favorite cut of steak) ((Chuck, Porter, York, Mignon, or Sirloin)) + (Von) + (favorite food)

Meat VonFettucini
(Don’t eat red meat, don’t have a favorite cut.)

6. (Your nickname) + (Del) + (favorite 2 word phrase)

Dega Del Piss Off

7. (Generic Adjective) + (Generic verb + er)

Felicitous Rider

8. (Generic 4-letter word) + (Generic 5-letter word)

Love Sucks

9. (Item in Bathroom + y) + (Mac) + (item in kitchen)

Vanity MacTongs

10. (Favorite season) + (nickname for breasts)

Summer Nips
(Does it count if it’s a nickname for a specific part of the breasteses?)

11. (Name a planet.....Gee, I wonder which one most will pick....) + (verb that ends in ‘s’)

Moon Beams

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My favorites are: Felicitous Rider and Vanity MacTongs.

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