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Tangy Zizzle - What's My Porn Name W/O

Feb 03 '04

The Bottom Line Call me Supa Pimp

Well, I found another write-off just twisted enough that I couldn't resist crashing. Thanks to BadKitty for making me notice it, and check out our host, romasuave.

1. (Name of your first dog) + (your Mother’s maiden name) ((dog can be substituted for another pet))

Barney Helvey

2. (Name of current car) + (The street that intersects the one you live on) ((if you don’t have a car name your dream car))

Chevy Truck Forrester

3. (First name of Favorite celebrity) + (Von) + (Favorite store) ((if store has a long name, use the last word in the name))

Harvey Von Mattress Giant
(Ok, I cheated...Mattress Giant isn't my favorite store, but it's a hell of a lot funnier than the truth.)

4. (Best Friend’s 1st name) + (Mac) + (city of residence name) ((if more than 1 word, use the last word))

Tom MacHouston

5. (Favorite cut of steak) ((Chuck, Porter, York, Mignon, or Sirloin)) + (Von) + (favorite food)

Porterhouse Von Kung Pao

6. (Your nickname) + (Del) + (favorite 2 word phrase)

Grez Del Fucky Sucky

7. (Generic Adjective) + (Generic verb + er)

Sticky Paster

8. (Generic 4-letter word) + (Generic 5-letter word)

Wang Chung

9. (Item in Bathroom + y) + (Mac) + (item in kitchen)

Soapy MacBroiler

10. (Favorite season) + (nickname for breasts)

Autumn Zabongas
(Uh, this sounds like a chick name.)

11. (Name a planet.....Gee, I wonder which one most will pick....) + (verb that ends in ‘s’)

Neptune Orbits

I want a new category! I don't care what it is, so long as it lets me name myself Tangy Zizzle. Through a very careful scientific study, I have determined that this is the greatest porn name of all time. Think about it -- at this very moment, you kind of want to leg-hump me, don't you? Such is the power of the name.

Alright, go make your own names, you sickos.

l8r,

Grez
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