Tangy Zizzle - What's My Porn Name W/O Feb 03 '04    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet The Bottom Line Call me Supa Pimp Well, I found another write-off just twisted enough that I couldn't resist crashing. Thanks to BadKitty for making me notice it, and check out our host, romasuave. 1. (Name of your first dog) + (your Mother’s maiden name) ((dog can be substituted for another pet)) Barney Helvey 2. (Name of current car) + (The street that intersects the one you live on) ((if you don’t have a car name your dream car)) Chevy Truck Forrester 3. (First name of Favorite celebrity) + (Von) + (Favorite store) ((if store has a long name, use the last word in the name)) Harvey Von Mattress Giant (Ok, I cheated...Mattress Giant isn't my favorite store, but it's a hell of a lot funnier than the truth.) 4. (Best Friend’s 1st name) + (Mac) + (city of residence name) ((if more than 1 word, use the last word)) Tom MacHouston 5. (Favorite cut of steak) ((Chuck, Porter, York, Mignon, or Sirloin)) + (Von) + (favorite food) Porterhouse Von Kung Pao 6. (Your nickname) + (Del) + (favorite 2 word phrase) Grez Del Fucky Sucky 7. (Generic Adjective) + (Generic verb + er) Sticky Paster 8. (Generic 4-letter word) + (Generic 5-letter word) Wang Chung 9. (Item in Bathroom + y) + (Mac) + (item in kitchen) Soapy MacBroiler 10. (Favorite season) + (nickname for breasts) Autumn Zabongas (Uh, this sounds like a chick name.) 11. (Name a planet.....Gee, I wonder which one most will pick....) + (verb that ends in ‘s’) Neptune Orbits I want a new category! I don't care what it is, so long as it lets me name myself Tangy Zizzle. Through a very careful scientific study, I have determined that this is the greatest porn name of all time. Think about it -- at this very moment, you kind of want to leg-hump me, don't you? Such is the power of the name. Alright, go make your own names, you sickos. l8r, Grez ___________________ Here is a list of the participants so far... _haggis Abraxmed antybean artemis8 badkittyM barakah59 BaronSamedi3 beckytcy bigskeptic caffienatedyak chilliebrady clooneyfan drdevience factotum gaelkm GePop HawgWyld hugh_u_kidden ivplay JAMES23 janteloven jessicamc4 Jev04again jps246 kamel622 Kieli knotheadusc llamaman Mom2TyZick nedipooh platniumlotus pnutmom proxam RedDiva redsox75 rosie6349 sadgit sallyg8 sfarmer76 spodgorski supersaiyan23 tbthorn Tigerlily137 treeseed

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