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*UPDATED 6/17 (Nearly Fathers Day) Schlamozzel's "Exercise in Surrealism" Write OffFeb 05 '04 (Updated Jun 17 '04) Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line This is going to be BIG fun! The answers you give will surprise even yourself! Oww, my stool hurts!
Hi there, Schlamozzel here. It's my turn to start a Write Off. I've been on "Epinions" for 4 years now. I can do it. I'm entitled to it. And nobody is going to stop me! Rules: Answer the following ten questions with the surreal answer ONLY YOU YOURSELF would give. ExampleQ: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Schlamozzel's answer: 1 can of tuna. This should be fun! 1) If 1 plus 1 = 2, then how much does 2 plus 1 =? 2) At this very moment Gerald and Raymond are on the equator at the international date line and begin traveling east at a speed of 472 kilometers per hour (hey, I have to think global here). Accounting for the speed in which the earth rotates how long will it take until they reach the exact point from which they began their journey and will they be there yesterday or today? 3) How do you like your eggs cooked? 4) Which automobile manufactured in the 1920's would you prefer to own? 5) Is there snow atop Mt. Everest or is it ice? 6) Sarah has 5 apples. Judy has 2 pears. Maude has 6 kiwi fruit. Which one of these statements is unlike the other two. 7) Name 3 provinces in China. 8) Who composed the 1812 Overture? 9) How many cards are in a deck of cards used to play poker? 10) Given a choice of orange juice, lemonade, or pineapple juice which would you prefer? Please e mail register to: admin@winchendonfreepress.org Upon receipt I shall personally send you MY answers to these questions. Cut off date- 7/4/2004 Enjoy! Schlamozzel PS: Here are the Surreal "Epinions" of all participants registered so far http://www.epinions.com/content_3767574660 http://www.epinions.com/content_3767705732 http://www.epinions.com/content_3769802884 http://www.epinions.com/content_3769671812 http://www.epinions.com/content_3769278596 http://www.epinions.com/content_3768950916 http://www.epinions.com/content_3772424324 http://www.epinions.com/content_3769540740 http://www.epinions.com/content_3774783620 http://www.epinions.com/content_3772162180 http://www.epinions.com/content_3776094340 http://www.epinions.com/content_3776225412 http://www.epinions.com/content_3776880772 http://www.epinions.com/content_3777077380 http://www.epinions.com/content_3778060420 http://www.epinions.com/content_3771572356 http://www.epinions.com/content_3783499908 http://www.epinions.com/content_3783368836 http://www.epinions.com/content_3782582404 http://www.epinions.com/content_3784876164 http://www.epinions.com/content_3786973316 http://www.epinions.com/content_3788415108 http://www.epinions.com/content_3794772100 http://www.epinions.com/content_3797196932 http://www.epinions.com/content_3798311044 http://www.epinions.com/content_3799163012 http://www.epinions.com/content_3812794500 http://www.epinions.com/content_3843661956 http://www.epinions.com/content_3839467652 http://www.epinions.com/content_3870990468 http://www.epinions.com/content_3964117124  |
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