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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Yet again... (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
hehe, I'm not even blonde and have no excuse!
jan
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Feb 13 '04
12:03 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Yet again... (Reply to this comment)
by toospoiled
I don't friggin know, Jan! This is too much for my blonde brain to handle!
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Feb 12 '04
5:27 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Yet again... (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Who exactly are you talking to? My head's spinning!
Jandidate
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Feb 11 '04
10:56 pm PST
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Re: Re: Yet again... (Reply to this comment)
by toospoiled
Brilliant, just Brilliant!
Bravo, 29th_Jandidatekp-1 !!!
Wait a minute...does that mean that it's been you who Miss C has been consulting with this whole time?
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Feb 11 '04
3:16 am PST
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Re: Re: What a brilliant strategy! (Reply to this comment)
by oldcomixfan
WEEEEEEHEEHEEEEEE! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I promise to write and post a travel review chock full o' SCADS and SCADS of consumerlifical, consumerdillyicious, spacefaring information for the information-starved Earthbound consumer units in the K&F section when I get there!
Buh bye, Epinions! Buh bye, Write-Off Corner! Buh bye little blue Type-13 planet!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAAH!
Flying over the morphing hermaphroditic cuckoo's nest,
OfftoCandaluviainaFrenzy
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Feb 10 '04
5:28 pm PST
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Re: Re: CONFIDENTIAL REPORT: (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Hmmm! I smell something fowl here...
Foul? Whatever!
Jan
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Feb 10 '04
4:28 pm PST
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Re: CONFIDENTIAL REPORT: (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Hey waitasec! I recognize that man! He's not really Dr. macresarf1; that's Brigadier General macresarf1, an ex-patriated Candaluvian! On our native planet, he's one of the population's most outspoken "Full-Moose" Party advocates!
Based on this sudden and important revelation, I must respectfully challenge the veracity of that report!
--29th
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Feb 10 '04
2:18 pm PST
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Re: Re: Yet again... (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Confession is good for the soul. Just look at St. Augustine, how bad he was before becoming a saint. Gives you hope, doesn't it? :-0
Dr. Freudine
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Feb 10 '04
10:28 am PST
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Re: What a brilliant strategy! (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
I hereby grant Candaluvian asylum to OCF! :::E pluribus Unum, incontinentus buckets!:::
There. It's done OCF. When you arrive at Candaluvia, you will be in charge of running the asylum. My aberrant personality spin-offs can't be everywhere at once, ya know. [Be sure not to occupy padded cell #29; that one's mine.]
MU-HAAHAHAHAAhaaHAhaaHAHAhahaHAhahaHAHAAHAhaha!
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Feb 10 '04
8:22 am PST
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Re: Yet again... (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
So! You've discovered my "jankp" account now, eh? It wasn't enough that y'alls figured out I was the pen behind the Sordid-1 persona, was it?! Isn't there anywhere an egotistical megalomaniac can go to generate counterfeit appreciation under the banner of a 3rd party persona?
Bastards! No one understands! FINE! I'm off to find another planet to take over! This time, it's going to be somewhere BEYOND Alpha Centauri!
Dr. Freudine? I think my confession has cured me. Wow! I feel like a NEW persona!
29th_Jandidatekp-1
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Feb 10 '04
8:11 am PST
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Re: What a brilliant strategy! (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
29th, you listening? He's talking to you, slandidate!
Jan
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Feb 09 '04
7:01 pm PST
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Re: CONFIDENTIAL REPORT: (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Alex, I am deeply grateful for the information. This is indeed more serious than I realized and I'll try my best to contain such delusional tendencies before they spiral out of control!
Dr. Freudine
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Feb 09 '04
6:58 pm PST
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What a brilliant strategy! (Reply to this comment)
by oldcomixfan
1] Openly reveal oneself to be a hermaphraditic shape-shifting Candaluvian {without a green card} on a product-review website for all the multitudes to see.
2] Volunteer for psychiatric therapy that gets showcased on a product-review website for all the multitudes to see {including certain government agencies that might have a particular interest in extra-terrestrials without green cards}, Therefore raising doubt of said visiting {illegally, I might add} ET's sanity and claims to being an ET.
3} Become a lawyer as a stepping stone to gaining a political office that might ultimately result in becoming the boss of those who might be particularly interested in non-green-card-carrying ETs, among other anti-social interests..
4] Grant asylum to OCF so he can go live on Candaluvia where hermaphradites can run and bounce naked and happy and free! {with hair that smells like a fresh patch of watermelons on a warm summer day}
Beautiful! Beautiful!
Excuse me, please. I must go pick out and pack a fresh towel for the upcoming journey. Weeeeeeee!
PS- VOTE FOR 29TH CANDIDATE!
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Feb 09 '04
3:53 pm PST
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CONFIDENTIAL REPORT: (Reply to this comment)
by macresarf1
Dear Doctor Freudine: I am in receipt of the following information from the Quarto Negro Team in Shawnee, Kansas:
"Dear Dr Macresarf1: From other dossiers, gathered covertly, the individual referred may be highly dangerous. Our own alienists suggest that, in private, he smokes Churchillian-sized cigars; hurtles headfirst into desks, shouting, 'The buck stops here'; waves a sword at dinner parties and cries: 'After San Juan Hill, it's on to Panama!'
"You should caution Dr. Freudine that should he continue to suffer from the condition for which she is providing personal therapy and treatment, and should he announce, 'I am a wartime president,' she is to change her locks and inform authorities. A Quarto Negro specialist (with clearances above G-12) has been put under retainer and is now on 24 hour alert. -- Colonel Victor Kleinhaagen, Quarto Negro Special Services, Shawnee, Ka."
Many good wishes for a safe and successful conclusion of you sessions, Jan, and for the complete recovery of your client.
[Macresarf1]
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Feb 09 '04
12:39 pm PST
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Re: Yet again... (Reply to this comment)
by lyoness913
yes..I am beginning to think there is something going on here too...six months and you're still up to this..hmmm
Summer ;0)
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Feb 09 '04
12:12 pm PST
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Re: So annoying--- (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
So would that be RR now or in the past? hehe
Jan
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Feb 09 '04
11:08 am PST
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Re: Yet again... (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
You see Dr. Freudine's problem then. She can't be taken seriously! ;-)
Jan
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Feb 09 '04
11:07 am PST
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So annoying--- (Reply to this comment)
by gaviidae
He reminds me of Robert Redford in The Candidate, The Great Gatsby and perhaps Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
I, too, am often mistaken for Robert Redford. SUCH an annoyance!
Regards,
Gavia
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Feb 09 '04
9:41 am PST
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Re: Yet again... (Reply to this comment)
by ifif1938
I was thinking the same thing..
LOL
Barbara
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Feb 09 '04
8:37 am PST
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Yet again... (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
... 29th and yourself seem inseperably entwined. I'm beginning to think there's something going on here...
CaptainGossipSpreader
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Feb 09 '04
5:04 am PST
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