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Be Careful Where You Have Sex!Feb 11, 2004 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Don't try to have sex in a totally haunted cemetery!
This is the true story of how Pwyll and I decided to get our kicks by banging each other in a cemetery. Unfortunately we happened to pick one of the most haunted cemeteries in the region! Terra Vista Cemetery (Look it up sometime in Ohio, it's also known as Tinkers Creek cemetery.) The first incident was when we were looking to be a bit weird and have a sexual encounter in a cemetery, we chose this one. BAD CALL! Mind you,, Pwyll is extremely sensitive the paranormal. He can sense things very good most of the time. The whole time we were there it felt like "someone was watching us" so we left the actual burial area and went on the outlying area. As we started making out with each other on the hill,, Pwyll was overtaken with a frightening thought to actually rip my throat out. This distubed him enough to suggest we "get the hell outta there fast!" As we were leaving, it felt as though someone was escorting us back to our car. It departed as we were leaving. (Needless to say,, we never accomplished our mission and don't plan on trying to there anytime in the future!) The second incident was when we went back to show someone else the place after dark to see if he too saw any weird apparitions or anything. This time I was overtaken by vertigo and became somewhat disoriented for a few minutes. Pwyll could feel that something was close to me and warned me to keep my guard up. We made sure to appologise to whoever or whatever was there for our past behavior, but they didn't seem to really want us there just the same. Pwyll seemed to feel that one of the beings was trying to lead him somewhere to possibly show him something. He chose not to follow, and we then proceeded to leave. As we were leaving, out of the corner of our eyes we all kept seeing a dark figure. Pwyll again felt someone was escorting us down the hill. At the bottom as we looked back, Pwyll and the other person with us both saw a figure moving down the trail. As I was pulling out of the place I caught the sight of a dark figure on the side of the parking lot which vanished shortly after I noticed. Now,, you all probably think we have a few screws missing in our heads. After further research we all discovered that the cemetery has a long history of strange sightings, sensations and sounds. You can visit Pwyll here at Epinions http://www.epinions.com/user-pwyll  |
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