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Janet Jackson and her Breast
by stockholder | Feb 12 '04
Janet Jackson and her Breast - This is a no Michael Zone - Do not mention him at any point while I am thinking about Janet.

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I used to think differently.... (Reply to this comment)
by jlava73
and would have dis-agreed with your POV but then I woke up... & realized that my children would have to live in a cardboard box if I thought they would never see a woman's breast on network tv.

As far as Janet is concerned I think her timing may have been inappropriate and a little distasteful but I also think it got blown way out of proportion by the media as usual.

Drama and controversy get attention that is the name of the game.
Mar 15 '04
7:42 pm PST

29-3 =26 (Reply to this comment)
by michiman1
I hope you kept your promise... And didn't call your son-in-law an idiot more than 26 times the day you wrote this Epinion.

Mark
Feb 26 '04
8:41 pm PST

I think... (Reply to this comment)
by Schlamozzel
... that if our society as a whole grew to accept this sort of behavior our economy would likely collapse! Who would spend a penny in Victoria's Secret, Fredericks of Hollywood or whatever local "corset shop" is around.

Excellent means of expressing your point of view. Very tastfully written.

Schlamozzel
Feb 23 '04
6:56 pm PST

! (Reply to this comment)
by grez
"If we did have nudity on TV, within weeks children would learn to appreciate and respect the beauty of a well-developed set of hooters."

I laughed for like three minutes when I read this. You are insane, Stocksy, and that's why we all love you.

More hooters! More hooters!

BTW...my then eight-month-old son saw this bouncing jiggly and he immediately became more relaxed and well-behaved. Somehow, I'm thinking that he escaped the whole episode completely undamaged.

;-)

Grez
Feb 23 '04
8:13 am PST

Fun Bags! (Reply to this comment)
by treeseed
Hee Hee! I love you Stocky! How could I not? I was gone for a whole month and I missed all this fun. 58 comments! You're a comment czar! Look how many guys flash their man boobs around at football games...Janet only flashed one of her boobs and all the children in America were damaged permanently and everybody had to go to confession. That's one powerful fun bag, if I've ever seen one!
Loved the write-up!
Terrie
Feb 22 '04
7:01 pm PST

Re: ... (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
updateghost,

is this a question, comment or burning issue?

- stock
Feb 18 '04
3:48 pm PST

Re: Bravo (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
29th_Candidate,

After two years of dreaming about the day that you put me on your WOT.. all it took was an entry on a breast to put me in the 29th's elite.

Happy eating,

stock
Feb 18 '04
3:45 pm PST

... (Reply to this comment)
by updateghost
I love how he ends it with 'stock.' As if to include his bodily feelings at the end of the half-time show...
Feb 18 '04
1:04 pm PST

Re: So....... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
http://www.epinions.com/content_3771179140/show_~allcom/s_~na
Feb 17 '04
7:21 pm PST

Re: Excellent (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
updateghost,

You are far too young for this type of thing.. You may be forever traumatized by such words as boob and breast.. and the sight of one may kill you.

- stock
Feb 17 '04
2:01 pm PST

Bravo (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate


I got my first meal from a breast and I hope I get my LAST meal from one as well!.

I think bras, bikinis and bustiers should be eliminated altogether. Breasts have a right to be seen and appreciated.

--29th
Feb 17 '04
11:55 am PST

Re: Re: Re: LOL (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I think matthewn stole your review and posted it as himself.
Feb 17 '04
8:57 am PST

Re: Re: LOL (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Are you boys talking about me again? Naughty, naughty you, Stocky!

:oP

Katy
Feb 16 '04
11:38 pm PST

Ginzo & Deb... (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
I'm not having trouble with Stock's profile, but I have a feeling I know why you are. My guess is that he's got a JavaScript "Word Calculator" on there now. I used to have a Flash game on my profile, but took it down after another member told me it could make other members' computers act nutsy. I used to have a problem when visiting anyone's profile that played music... had to sign off the internet, then back on.

Don't think your computers will get screwed up. It's more an annoyance than anything.

BTW, I no longer have trouble viewing members' profiles that have music, Flash, or JavaScript. Have no clue as to why!

Hope this helps,
Katy
Feb 16 '04
11:26 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Agree With You Stock! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Well,....that's two of us so far that have a computer problem clicking on your profile name,Stockie.

I don't think it has anything to do with YOUR computer or even ours,it has SOMETHING to do with whomever has a stranglehold on your profile page. Usually some other source has a link clinging onto your profile page that can make others biserky! You might want to check with Epinions and let them know of the problem some people are having clicking on your name. After all, this has made me and others unable to visit you as often.

Well, would anyone else like to take the challenge and click on Stockholders name below in comment and let me know here if any of you had a similar problem pulling up his profile page??
Feb 16 '04
7:34 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Agree With You Stock! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
I am using a Compaq...

Why me???

Will someone please answer..

- stock

Feb 16 '04
3:45 pm PST

Re: . (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
munkus,

Because a TV is ALIVE after all and one can't just turn it off.

The people that complain are the people that watch the most and have the true problem... they can't just live with the fact that they too are filthy animals like the rest of the human population.


- stock
Feb 16 '04
3:43 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: I Agree With You Stock! (Reply to this comment)
by ruby950
Yes! My computer acts as if it is about to shut down and go into convulsions when I go to Stock's profile page. Are you using a Mac?

Ruby950
Feb 16 '04
3:43 pm PST

Re: I'm no expert, but I say they're real. (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
Mattachine,

I don't think they are "real" but they are real..

Thanks for the compliment..they fuel the man-boobs..

- stock
Feb 16 '04
3:35 pm PST

Re: It's Janet!...Miss Jackson if you're nasty! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
simmsgirl,

please send all photos to stockholder_is_big@hotmail.com

- stock
Feb 16 '04
3:33 pm PST

Re: Nipples rule (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
youngchinq,

Having said that, silicon breasts are not real, unattractive, and Janet's breasts are silicon. I'ma hafta agree with idiot.

I am shocked at you.. a man of you caliber should enjoy all kinds, regardless.

They are real, they are capable of feeding a child, they have the same skin that the person was born with, the only difference is they are pushed forward from underneath.... If someone had their penis enlarged and you gave that person oral... did you gave a man a B.J. ???

Same theory on breast enhancements.


- stock
Feb 16 '04
3:31 pm PST

Re: PIG! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
slt,

LaToya ???

Never even heard of her.. that's no fun.. I like famous boobs.

- stock
Feb 16 '04
3:23 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: I Agree With You Stock! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Ya ,probably something I did to myself while peeking at your profile.

Well, would anyone else like to take the challenge and click on Stockholders name below in comment and let me know here if any of you had a similar problem??

P.S. luv you ,too. :b
Feb 16 '04
2:44 pm PST

Re: Flare (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
krus54,

Be careful what you wish for... you might wakeup with man-boobs.. and a strong desire to consume great quantities of diet-pepsi and coffee.

Thank you for the kind words ...

stock
Feb 16 '04
2:43 pm PST

Re: Why does your son-in-law... (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
gael,

Big Fat Obnoxious... they should pay me. But unlike the show, that I think is all make-believe and it ends with "your on candid camera" and everyone gets to move-on with their normal lives.... this big tub of worthless son-in-law of mine is there everyday and most nights..

stock e
Feb 16 '04
2:39 pm PST

Re: hello grandpa! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
ruthless77,

You,infact love your Son-in-law too.

I will ignore this statement once and only once because I'm sure you did to mean to anger me.


- stock
Feb 16 '04
2:16 pm PST

Re: Breasticuli Breasticula (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
janteloven,

As you mention the fact that you are not as overwhelmed, due to the fact that you caught The Gay... Let me take this time to wish that national television would soon show it's first ever trouser-snake. I’m in your corner.

- stock e
Feb 16 '04
2:13 pm PST

Re: Well I always knew you were a perv (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
centavo,


I just want to take this time to thank the world of technology. If it were not for the TiVo and the internet sites of the world that freeze framed "the brown bouncer" this story would have never gotten legs. Let alone the third leg.


stock e
Feb 16 '04
2:07 pm PST

Re: Two things on my mind. (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
popsrocks,
As one of my fellow man-boob members, popsrocks, I know that you have kept abreast of this entire debacle. This is just crazy, if you or I were to show our succulent but hairy breasts, the world would not be nearly as offended, but I'm sure the psychological damage created by the visual would be much greater to the young viewers than what Janet’s brown sugar created.

- stock
Feb 16 '04
1:57 pm PST

Re: LOL (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
coastercritic,


You are correct... Katy has such beautiful breasts, if she were to pull the same stunt as Janet Jackson, everyone would have been far too overwhelmed by the glory to raise/ start any of this unnecessary controversy. People around the world would understand the importance of the fun bag.

- stock
Feb 16 '04
1:50 pm PST
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