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When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be a Porn Star! (Porn Name Write-Off)

Feb 15 '04

The Bottom Line Now appearing in Spankie Does Spain!!!

This is what I get for visiting my sister for the weekend. She makes me enter some Write Off sponsored by Romasuave to get a PORN name, of all things. Mom will be so proud.

All you have to do is follow the instructions given. Candice suggested that we give our own commentary afterwards. I think it adds a little something to my entry, so I did it. Enjoy.

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1. Name of your first pet Your Mother's Maiden name

Spankie Marotta
Famed younger sister of porn star Cookie Marotta. I believe this name is self-explanatory.

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2. Name of current car The Street that You Live On (If you don't have a car, name your dream car)

Sentra Abbey
This porn name is used in the film where a nun runs away from her convent in a Nissan to pursue her dreams of becoming a Vegas Call-girl. Hey, we all have to have goals.

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3. First Name of Favorite Celebrity Von Favorite Store (if store has a long name, use the last word in the name)

Tyrone VonSecret
Transgendered brother of Drew VonSecret. Amazing how Candice and I keep getting related to each other, even in a game like this.

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4. Best Friend’s First Name Mac City of Residence (if City's name is more than one word, use the last word)

Bonnie MacBaldwin
Funny, I’m not even Scottish. (Baldwin…. Huh-huh.)

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5. Favorite cut of steak Von Favorite Food

Mignon VonLobster
Yeah, you can’t afford to see my films.

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6. Your Nickname Del Favorite Two-Word Phrase

Jules DelGhetto-Fabulous
Had to hyphenate this one. I have no comment, except that it looks like you can afford me now…

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7. Generic Adjective Generic Verb Ending in "er"

Very Catcher

FYI- If you add "-er" to the end of a verb, it makes it a noun. This instruction sucks. You really should have said, " a noun ending in –er." All I have to say is that I wasn’t even an English major, and I caught this boo-boo. Just thought I’d point that out to you.

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8. Generic 4-letter word Generic 5-letter word

Book Smack
Great. I’m a gambler and a heroin addict. Oh, hey… I guess this is the MOST appropriate porn star name for me so far.

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9. Item in Bathroom y Mac Item in Kitchen

Cuppy MacSpoon
Okay, now that’s funny. But, again, I’m not even Scottish!


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10. Favorite Season Nickname for Breasts

Fall Boobies
This is the porn name I’ll take later life, perhaps after the age of 55. Yeah. My retired porn star name.

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11. Name of a Planet Verb That Ends in ‘s’

Mars Talks
This sounds more like a porn title than a porn star name. Oh, well.

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STAR WARS NAME
12. First Three Letters of Your First Name The Model Car You Drive The Last Medication You Took

Julsentra Vioxx
Heh. I’m a robot. Or a cyborg. Are there cyborgs in Star Wars? What a cool name. I’m glad I got some neat-sounding drugs after my recent shoulder surgery.

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Okay, my favorites are Cuppy MacSpoon and Jules DelGhetto-Fabulous. I think I may have found a new career path….

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