When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be a Porn Star! (Porn Name Write-Off)Feb 15 '04 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line Now appearing in Spankie Does Spain!!! This is what I get for visiting my sister for the weekend. She makes me enter some Write Off sponsored by Romasuave to get a PORN name, of all things. Mom will be so proud. All you have to do is follow the instructions given. Candice suggested that we give our own commentary afterwards. I think it adds a little something to my entry, so I did it. Enjoy. *** 1. Name of your first pet Your Mother's Maiden name Spankie Marotta Famed younger sister of porn star Cookie Marotta. I believe this name is self-explanatory. *** 2. Name of current car The Street that You Live On (If you don't have a car, name your dream car) Sentra Abbey This porn name is used in the film where a nun runs away from her convent in a Nissan to pursue her dreams of becoming a Vegas Call-girl. Hey, we all have to have goals. *** 3. First Name of Favorite Celebrity Von Favorite Store (if store has a long name, use the last word in the name) Tyrone VonSecret Transgendered brother of Drew VonSecret. Amazing how Candice and I keep getting related to each other, even in a game like this. *** 4. Best Friend’s First Name Mac City of Residence (if City's name is more than one word, use the last word) Bonnie MacBaldwin Funny, I’m not even Scottish. (Baldwin…. Huh-huh.) *** 5. Favorite cut of steak Von Favorite Food Mignon VonLobster Yeah, you can’t afford to see my films. *** 6. Your Nickname Del Favorite Two-Word Phrase Jules DelGhetto-Fabulous Had to hyphenate this one. I have no comment, except that it looks like you can afford me now… *** 7. Generic Adjective Generic Verb Ending in "er" Very Catcher FYI- If you add "-er" to the end of a verb, it makes it a noun. This instruction sucks. You really should have said, " a noun ending in –er." All I have to say is that I wasn’t even an English major, and I caught this boo-boo. Just thought I’d point that out to you. *** 8. Generic 4-letter word Generic 5-letter word Book Smack Great. I’m a gambler and a heroin addict. Oh, hey… I guess this is the MOST appropriate porn star name for me so far. *** 9. Item in Bathroom y Mac Item in Kitchen Cuppy MacSpoon Okay, now that’s funny. But, again, I’m not even Scottish! *** 10. Favorite Season Nickname for Breasts Fall Boobies This is the porn name I’ll take later life, perhaps after the age of 55. Yeah. My retired porn star name. *** 11. Name of a Planet Verb That Ends in ‘s’ Mars Talks This sounds more like a porn title than a porn star name. Oh, well. *** STAR WARS NAME 12. First Three Letters of Your First Name The Model Car You Drive The Last Medication You Took Julsentra Vioxx Heh. I’m a robot. Or a cyborg. Are there cyborgs in Star Wars? What a cool name. I’m glad I got some neat-sounding drugs after my recent shoulder surgery. *** Okay, my favorites are Cuppy MacSpoon and Jules DelGhetto-Fabulous. I think I may have found a new career path….  |
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