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A Modest Proposal For Dealing With The Gay Problem
by jeff_wilder78 | Feb 15 '04
Apologies to Jonathan Swift for nicking part of the title from him.

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by flamepillar
While I sit here trying to think of a good "Men are from Mars" joke, I find that this may be one time where I just have to sit it out. You guys are hilarious.
Feb 17 '04
4:35 am PST

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by LILvoyce
lol!
Feb 16 '04
9:56 pm PST

The gravity on Mars.. (Reply to this comment)
by oldcomixfan
..is 38% of Earth gravity. They will all indeed be "light in the loafers". Wow! Just think of the triple lutzes, pirouettes, and somersaults one could do!
Feb 16 '04
1:03 pm PST

I am in stitches... (Reply to this comment)
by lyoness913
Just don't get the idea of sending Canadians to Mars-- I don't think the red clay would go very well my my new heels.

;)
Summer
Feb 16 '04
11:48 am PST

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by drdevience
Damn Mikey! You're right!

I want on this here ship please....



Don't leave meeeeeeeeeeeeeee with them!


ScaredDoc
Feb 16 '04
11:46 am PST

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by HawgWyld
Hell, stockholder, you'd probably be happy if we only sent your son-in-law to the moon!

Ethan / Heterosexual Hawg
Feb 16 '04
9:19 am PST

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by speeddemon531
If you send all the fat people AND all the gay people to Mars, there'll be no one left on Earth except George W. Bush, Cher and Joan Rivers.
Feb 16 '04
4:40 am PST

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by stockholder
I think we should also send fat people to the moon, they take up far too much room.

- stock
Feb 15 '04
8:20 pm PST