My Pørn Står Næme (Romasuave's PSN W/O)

Feb 16 '04    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line Doing this actually reminded me of how ridiculously foreign I am! (my contribution to Romasuave's Porn Star Name W/O)

1. (Name of your first dog) + (your Mother’s maiden name) ((dog can be substituted for another pet))

Wolfgang Hardemann

2. (Name of current car) + (The street that intersects the one you live on) ((if you don’t have a car name your dream car))

Saab Vrentensvägen

3. (First name of Favorite celebrity) + (Von) + (Favorite store) ((if store has a long name, use the last word in the name))

Ruud Von Ikea

4. (Best Friend’s 1st name) + (Mac) + (city of residence name) ((if more than 1 word, use the last word))

Anders MacSödertälje

5. (Favorite cut of steak) ((Chuck, Porter, York, Mignon, or Sirloin)) + (Von) + (favorite food)

Sirloin Von Gü

6. (Your nickname) + (Del) + (favorite 2 word phrase)

Dimitri Delellerhur

7. (Generic Adjective) + (Generic verb + er)

Lovely Fumbler

8. (Generic 4-letter word) + (Generic 5-letter word)

Mine Worst (which looks uncannily like the German for "My Sausage")

9. (Item in Bathroom + y) + (Mac) + (item in kitchen)

Shampooy MacSinkplug

10. (Favorite season) + (nickname for breasts)

Autumn Bazoobies

11. (Name a planet.....Gee, I wonder which one most will pick....) + (verb that ends in ‘s’)

Pluto Barks

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